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From: rainbowranger@my-dejanews.com
Subject: [OW!99] It's my birthday, and I'll celebrate it MY way!
Date: 20 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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P:OW!

-Rainbow and Terra return after a visit to the 30th Century, and find Tuxedo
Clown.

-It's still snowing in Otaku world... Cool!

-The Humvee is being used, but not the Hammerspace... (sigh)

Anyway...

"Oh my goodness!" Rainbow shouted, "Today's my birthday! [r1]"

Terra forgot.  "Well, it's mine, too," she responded. [r2]

Tuxedo Clown facefaulted.

Rainbow picked up some snow, and threw it at a NO, causing some minor snowball
fight to break out.

"So, what do you want for your birthday?" Terra responded.

"Let's see, I have all 151 poke'mon," Rainbow responded.

"But you cheated!" Terra shouted.  [r3]

Rainbow nodded.

"I just want to have fum," Rainbow responded.

"You know, someone called you a Makoto supporter in a response," Terra
responded.

Rainbow's author proceeds to throw a snowball at the author of the response.

Rainbow responded, "Gee, it's like I couldn't come up with a name."

Terra nodded.

Rainbow then decided, "I could use a cake."

Terra agreed.  "After we pick up Sailor Clown."

[28 candles make a lovely light... scene switch.] [r4]

The Humvee landed, and Sailor Clown smiled.  "Clown lover, you're back!" she
shouted, as she jumped into the humvee.

Rainbow smiled.  "Care to celebrate a birthday, namely mine?"

SC smiled, as they all left for the nearest bakery.

[Free food... free cakes... scene switch.]

The dark Humor Lady proceeded to create a crystal of Dark Humor energy.

"From here," she commented, "we will be able to destroy Otaku World!"

The Wiseclown smiled.  *At last*, he thought, *no more puns, jokes, and
parodies!  All wil be silenced in the name of the Death Clown Phantom!"

[Meanwhile... back at the cakes... scene switch...]

Terra and Rainbow began to eat to their heart's content, as the Otaku World
News began

"...We interrupt this scene for something more important.  Expert scientists
believe that a gigantic crystal of dark energy is being created in the heart
of the Otaku World.  Experts advise all NO and Warriors to stay clear of the
area."

Rainbow choked.

Terra shouted "Hee-hee-Usa!"

Rainbow agreed.  "What a way to start a year," he commented, as the foursome
left to do battle, leaving a generous tip.

Tuxedo Clown managed to take a little bit more of a cake in a cake bag, but he
wasn't hungry.  Well, actually, he was hungry for action...

Rainbow sighed.  This was definately not the way a birthday was supposed to
turn out...



[r1] Really, my author is 28.
[r2] Not really... She's not actually "born", but she shares my birthday.
[r3] Don't ask, just don't ask.
[r4] Obvious song parody.

Anyway, Happy birthday to me!


Tuxedo Rainbow

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