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From: "Dion C. Torraville" 
Subject: Re: [OW!] The Fate of the Switchie Thingie!
Date: 01 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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On 1 Mar 1999, Lord Seto wrote:
> "Me?  Personally?  Heck, I dunno, I'm a computer generated image." It replied. 
> "I'm here to tell ya that Cape-Mike wants to see ya at the IO-A ASAP."
> 
> "IO-A ASAP?" She asked.
> 
> "IO-A.  RSVP ASAP." It replied.
> 
> "RSVP?  Y?" She asked.
> 
> "Beats the heck out of me, I was just trying to see how many acronyms I could
> cram into one sentence." It replied.  "Just get there!"
> 
> As it vanished, Polaris got into a shuttle, and set course for the Io-A.  Maybe
> something interesting would be going on there?

	"Well that sucked." EW muttered under his breath.

	"Yep.  That sucked eggs." Chaos Sapphire aggreed.

	"Oh come on guys!  Don't complain!" Seedling replied in a Sailor
Fuku, showing off his hairy legs.

	Dark Glen and Prince Sapphire puked at the ghastly sight. "What
the hell's the matter with you?!" DG shouted as he wiped his mouth.

	"Put some clothes on dammit!" Prince Sapphire agreed then looked
down on the floor. "And someone call a Janitor!"

	"Somebody call?" A janitor replied from behind. "I'll have it
cleaned up in a jiffy!"

	"YES!" Sapphy replied, "Clean up this mess while we see to damages
and plan our next move!"

	"Polaris sure left in a hurry." Chaos Sapphire muttered, "Just
like a woman to leave when it comes time to clean up."

	"Oh come on guys, it'll be FUN!" Seedling replied in a french
maid's suit.


	< Scene Snipped due to excessive vomit >


	Outside the control room, The Darkmoonians (minus Seedling who was
to oversee the janitor's progress) left a sign on the door that read
"Closed for cleaning."

	"Now first!  Let's find out why the Baka shield didn't work!"

	The stumbled off to find the problems with the Baka Shield.

	
	

	"Don't I know you?" Seedling the duck asked the janitor as he
started cleaning up the control panels.

	"Who me?  Not at all!" the janitor replied without looking around,
openning a little compartment full of Sapphire's donut snacks.  He took a
bite out of one.

	"But why does it say "I'm a Minakochanian Spy." on the back of
your shirt?"  Seedling said with suspicion.  

	"Now now Seedling, you mustn't believe everything you read...."
the janitor turned around to look at the plant-based clone of Prince
Sapphire for the first time and flashed a nefarious grin. "But in this
case, you probably should have."

	"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

	NC-Janitor continued to grin as he took out a shiny object. "Do
you know what this is?"


	

	
	The Darkmoonians returned an hour later to see how the cleaning
was progressing.  "What did you find EW?" DG commanded.

	"We found this sir.  A spoon!"

	DG sighed as his headache continued to piss him off.

	The doors opened and they stepped inside.  4 jaws hit the ground
collectively at the sight that greeted them.

	Seedling was strapped to a chair with music being pumped into his
skull at 180dbs.  He was sobbing pathetically.  They ignored him.  The
vomit was still there.  The Switchy Thing was gone!  DG picked up a note
that was left where the Switchy Thing was and began to read it. 

	"Sorry, we need to borrow this interesting gadget.  Hope you don't
mind.  Signed, NC-Janitor."

	Prince Sapphire sighed wearily. "Well at least we got rid of
them.  It could have been worse."

	DG continued reading, "PS: So long, and thanks for all the
donuts."

	Sapphy spun around and gasped at the empty secret stash of
goddies. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  DAMN YOU JANITOR!!"

	"But what happened to Seedling?" EW asked.

	"This happened to him!" Chaos Seedling replied, picking up a small
green stone.

	"An emerald?" EW pikued.

	< Excessive Torture of EW snipped > ^_^

TBC?


--
NC-Janitor
http://www.tou.com/host/Mordenkainen/
Now off to study. ^_^