From: "el Pegaso" 
Subject: [OW!] Caliente!
Date: 02 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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[OW!] Caliente!

The day was long and hot.  That was an odd occurrence, considering the snow
that still laid everywhere from the last great snowfall, many posts ago. 
What was odder was that the Minpire collected were playing a game of soccer
with the Usagichanians and Reichanians collected in the rubble of the
Celestial Temple of the Moon.
Rooks was packed on a bus by his faithful brother Raven, and was heading to
Russia.  That was odd.  
Minako was reading and making up soccer offensive and defensive strategies
one minute, the next chewing bubblegum and reading Seventeen.
Odd.

el Pegaso sat on the sidelines, at the moment.  The half time show was
going now, and well...that was odd, as well.  It's not characteristic to
have a half time show for a soccer game...but then it wasn't characteristic
to have a soccer field in the middle of a collasped temple.  Again,
stranger things ensued. Rei-chan jumped up on stage to sing Starlights
covers, then the next minute she was off the stage completely, and looking
for her original songs.  In a rage, too, it seemed.  She yelled at Usagi,
who was near tears complaining about how bad she was being treated.

"Glitch?"  sounded the little brown fuzzball with spider legs, and jumping
up on eP's lap.  

"Yeah...this is odd.  Or...maybe things are going back to normal?"

"Glitch..." glitched the Glitch, rather thoughtfully.  His other companions
were all occupied.  Waark, the Chocobo, was was in the middle of a restful
slumber, the ostrich sized bird sleeping standing up.  The Cabbit eyed his
surroundings rather suspiciously and ate carrot after carrot, it was
seemingly not trained yet.  Tokoz sat beside eP, looking rather...POed.

"Listen...thanks for letting me out of that thing, but, I REALLY need to
get back to my business.  It's Tax Time and..."

"Up...show time is over.  Back to the game.  Stay there...good Tokoz."  eP
rose.

Tokoz fumed.  "Hey!  I'm not a PET!  I'm not...one of
these...Otaku...things!"

eP looked back.  "I know."  He continued his pace and joined with Minako
and the others.

Tokoz looked back at the game for a second.  Under a fuming anger, rose a
semi-respect.  She looked over at the Glitch, who was enjoying a batch of
Otakechow that eP had made for it.  The Cabbit curled up in a ball next to
it's pile of carrots.  The Chocobo rested comfortably.  She reached down
for the burger that she had been eating and realized that eP had bought it,
and promptly started a coughing fit.  Glitch looked over questioningly.

"Glitch?"

"Um...sure...whatever..." relied the sea foam green haired store owner.  An
audible ping was heard coming from a small calculator sized contraption,
the inscription on the cover:  "Don't Panic".  Tokoz picked up the digibook
and read along with the readout.

KITPIX:  A rather elusive Otakemon, this fox-tailed gummybear eater enjoys
violence, but is remorseful   	later.  A good addition to any group, the
Kitpix has powers not fully understood.  Closely related  	to the
Neko-dude.

"Eh?"  A new member joined the ranks of the Usagichanians in soccer
uniform.  Kitsune.



The randomness of the play was...odd...at best.  Something eP had come to
expect.  He just wondered where Uchu was.  She said she'd be here, to help
out...  He suddenly remembered that Uchuchu, and the present he wanted to
give her.  His momentary lapse of memory made him freeze in his tracks. 
That wouldn't have mattered, normally, except for the fact that he happened
to be standing in front of the goal, and had a high speed kick come
shooting at him.  It shot off his head, making a goal, and managing to make
eP pass out in the process.

"Dude!" cried AW, running over.  "That was incredible!!!...   ...  Dude?"

SIB walked over.  "Looks like you don't have any enough players left. 
Looks like we win."

"Did you just hear something?" he asked Brutus.  

Brutus nodded.  "Just a light wind, I think..."
  
Minako was non-chalanty laying on the grass.   "Hey, Harold..." she said,
"Go get the picnic basket.  Lets enjoy the day."

Harold's eyes lit up, as he bounded over.  "Yes, ma'am!"

Nightman glared, then it changed to a smile.  "We win."  

That caught all the Minpire's attention, excepting for eP, who was still
seeing lil stars, Glitch's and Uchu's swimming around his head.  His smile
changed back into a glare when Tokoz rose from the benches.

"I'm his Otakemon.  I'll play for him."

TBC?  I dun care.  Tis my b-day!
-- 
Nathan Bashore, author of el Pegaso...
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