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From: "Kelly Paul Graham" 
Subject: [OW!S] Housekrrping on-the-road (aka me, the chibi-borg, and cottoncandy-top).
Date: 05 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Organization: World Trade Network, Inc.
Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon



             Grub looked at Usagi-chan as she and Mako-chan were slowly
coming back into their own bodies.
           " Ohhhhhhhhhhhh..." Usa-chan groan. "Whatever I ate, remind me
NEVER to eat it again ! I just had the strangest..
where am I ?"
           " Heywwo, Usagi !" Grub chirped. "Good see you up ! Chibiusa get
wowwied !"
           " Chibiusa ?" Usagi slowly shook the cobwebs out of her head.
For some odd reason there was something familiar 
about the chibi's voice speaking to her. "Bug ?"
           " Us'ta be !" the Grubby one smiled. "Wi' be agi' soon. Gwub
now!"
           " Then it wasn't something I ate ! Bu .. Grub.. what happened to
us ?"
           " Wey.. You an' udda Se'shi get caught in Bwackmoo' twap ! Get
switch awoun' ! Mako-sama become you- you 
become Wei-sama- Hota'u-sama become Chibiusa- Chibusa become Gawaxia- big
mixup !"
           " Urrrrrrrgh !" Usagi said making a face. "So, what happened to
you ?" 
           " Me fight Bwackmoonies ! Dey use Disco on me !" Gwub pouted and
scuffed his boot. "Make me Chibi agin !
Not weady to be Chibi agin !"
           " What about Lucky-Ami ?" Usagi asked. "And what about MY
DAUGHTER ?? !!!!"
           " Well.. " Lucky-Ami blushed. "I.. was teased.. about bieng
Grub's girlfriend.. and.. I realized I liked the idea..
but I thought I was  too old for him at the time."
           " Wucky-Ami sta't t' cwy," Griub continued, "so me gi' her
time-bomb !"
           " Awww !!! " Usagi got all starry-eyed. "That's SWEET ! But...
what about Chibiusa ?"
           " We weave huh asweep in safe pwace," Grub said, "but she follow
us to bwackmoo' Cwystal !"
           " Now, THAT," Usagi burst out laughing, "I DO remember !"
           " Anyway, musta scawed Bwackmooniews. Dey wet us go !" Grub
giggled.
           " Well ?" Mako-chan, attended by Leloni Bunny and
Chibi-snapdragon, asked. "What do we do, now ?"
           " Well," said Lucky-Ami, "I guess Grub and I SHOULD grow up !"
           " Then a wedding ?" Chibiusa chimed in.
           " Not yet." Lucky-Ami shook her head. "First,. I need someone to
give me away. I want ... Grandma Ami !"
           " 'Grandma Ami'?" Usagi and Makoto asked with a stunned look.
"Ami-chan's not THAT old !"
           " Me twy to espwain !" Grub said "Wucky-Ami sebenth borg or
sebenth borg, wight ? well, whe' fust seben 
borg come fwom ? "
           " The first generation of Ami-Borg were replicants of the
Ami-Prime, who was a duplicant of the original 
Goddess. So, in a way... "
           " Ami's your Grandmother !" Makoto said.
           " Yep !" Lucky-Ami chirped.
           " But, I don't think you should call her a Goddess !" Usagi
warned.. then smiled. "At least, not within 
earshot or her !"  
           " Get big head, huh ?" Grub smirked.
           " No," Usagi said, "that would be Rei-chan ! No. Ami still isn't
used to the word 'Goddess'. You call her 
that, and she'll run away faster than an Otaku from a Dub !" Everybody
giggled at that.
           " Me unastan !" Grub smiled. "No embawwass Ami-chan ! But, fust,
we need twanspo't fo' woad ! Might 
be somet'ing in cwoak ! But me can't dwibe !"
           " Let me see, Grub !" Usagi said, then walked into the cloak...
and disappeared !
           " HEY !" Makoto said. "Where'd Usagi gop ?"
           " In cwoak !" Grub said.
           " Is she gonna be safe ?" Makoto asked.
           " Yeah," Chibiusa assured Makoto, "me and mom been through there
before !"

             A few minutes went by. 

             BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP ! BEEEEEEEEEEP !
           " Watch out ! Usagi coming !" Grub cried out. "Ebwyone awy fwom
cwoak !"
             A multicolored van ROARED out of the cloak and VEERED wildly
on the roadway.
           " WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!"
Usagi screeched from
the driver's seat.
             The van came to a sudden stop.
             Grub stared at the psychodelic swirls of blacklight green,
blue, red, orange, and yellow. "Eyes hu't !" He cried to 
Lucky-Ami.
             Makoto ran over to Usagi. She looked into Usagi's eyes. "
What's wrong with you, your Majesty ?"
            "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii - dunno !" Usagi giigled. "What ?"
             Grub, Lucky-Ami, and Chibiusa opened the van doors.
            "GAG ! COUGH ! WHEEZE !"
            "I sme' bong !!!" Grub yelled. "Open up van !!! Get Usagi-Mama
fwesh ai' !!!"
            "Thishish ... th' cheapest car I could find !" Usagi giggled.
"The bongos an' sitar came with the van !" She said as 
Makoto, Leloni Bunny, and Chibisnapdragon pulled Usagi from the driver's
seat.
            "Hmmm ... I'm hungry ..." Usagi slurred.

             TBC ?