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From: pbrusky@columbus.rr.com
Subject: Re: [OW!S] Introduction to Pratical Psychology & Warfare 101
Date: 06 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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I hope you feel loved.  I'm gouging (yes, that IS the correct word) time
out of my schedule to write this.

Kane wrote:
> "Greetings and welcome to Otaku World," said TK|M bowing.  "I am here on
behalf
> of Kane Magus, the current leader of the Endymionsamaians."
>
> "Too late, he's mine," said Sailor D'ni.
>
> "Wait a minute, I haven't said I'd join anyone yet," said Coby.
>
> "And I respect that," said the King Endymion look-alike.  "That's why I offer
you
> membership into what is obviously the greatest faction around.  We who follow
> Mamoru are destined for greatness.  I know, I'm from the future."
>
> "You loser," said Sailor D'ni.  "You're not even the faction leader."  Turning
to
> Coby, she said, "See, their leader can't even bother to come meet you himself.
> That's why you should join the Hotaruchanians.  We care."
>
> "Kane Magus is busy lounging by the pool of the 'Hotel Magus' sipping drinks
with
> Mamoru himself.  If you want to live in such luxury, you should join the
> Endymionsamaians."  TK|M turned to D'ni and added, "The faction that is *no
> longer* the smallest faction in the Wars!"
>
> He turned back to Coby and smiled.  "But don't let me rush you into anything.
> Take your time, enjoy the scenic wonder that is Otaku World.  I must be
returning
> to 'Hotel Magus' now, but I look forward to watching you in action, Coby."  He
> bowed to them again and disappeared in a burst of light and sound.

     "Whoa," a girl wearing a long pink dress and trench coat said, walking on
screen from out of nowhere. "That was wierd."

     Coby stared in dumbfounded amazement at the newcomer. "H-Haruka??"

  The Haruka look-a-like sighed. "No. I'm NOT Haruka. And before you ask, I'm
not Motoki or Jadeite either. The name's Sailor Ice Blade, Leader of the
Usagichanians."

     Coby groaned. "Not MORE recruiters!"

  "No worries. I'm not here to brainwash you... yet. Sailor Lightwind is in
charge of all brainwashing of newbies you see. Even if she's not very good
at...  Anyway. I'm here on behalf of the Newbie Welcoming Committee."

     "..newbie?"

  "Well, I realize your author did all that reading and all but.." SIB
shrugged expressively. "Anywhoo, here's you welcoming pac... Um.. How'd that
get in there?!?  Uh... OK, THIS is your official welcoming packet."

     Coby dubiously took the bag she proferred. "What's in here?"

  "Oh, the usual starter kit. Official Otaku Warrior ID card, a nametag
should you become Nameless for any reason, a few cans of Pepsi, and a few
pounds of explosives to blow up a Wal Mart with - should you be destructively
inclined."

  "Well what about these?" Coby asked, holding up a bumper sticker that said
"In my heart, I know Usagi-chan is #1".

     "Oh, those. Right. Standard join our faction propaganda you know."

  "I see," he said, although the way he said it revealed that he clearly did
not.

  "Well, that's all the time I have now. But have fun in the Wars. Should you
decide to follow the true path of Usagi or even the polluted and corrupted
path that is the way of Mako, you will always be welcome on the Io-A. Oh, and
a bit of warning, watch out for the cabbits. They migrate this time of year,
you know." And with that, the Usagichanian disappeared.

     "That was odd. I wonder what cabbits have to do with anything."

     ".................mmmiiiiiiiyyyYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

     "AAA!" shouted Coby as he was suddenly trampled by thousands of migratory
cabbits.



     "Damn," SIB said, snapping her fingers. "Should have warned him sooner."


Welcome to the OW!
--
Sailor Ice Blade

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