From: Kane Magus 
Subject: [OW!] One good turn deserves another... >:-)
Date: 08 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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I'm writing this on the fly, so it may get a bit lengthy.
Anyway, on with the post...

JLennon910 wrote:



> "Well, D'ni, now that your friends have gone off, I can defeat you!"
> Kane
> kicked D'ni. "D'ni? Pay attention when I'm gloating at you!"
> "No." She said simply. Suddenly she began to glow with a bright light,
> as a
> brooch appeared in mid air. She grabbed it and shouted, "D'ni Eternal,
> Make
> Up!" After a fairly short Henshin, she stood before Kane as Eternal
> Sailor
> D'ni.
> "Well, well, well." Kane said.
> "Three holes in the ground." D'ni retorted. "And soon a fourth where
> you're
> standing! Lava Flow!" A wave of boiling lava welled up around her and
> began
> flowing quickly towards Kane.

As Kane stood watching the lava wave approach him, he felt the same
strange darkness welling up inside him again.  "What is this strange
power that I have now?" he thought to himself.  "The power to create
worlds... or to destroy them as I see fit... if I ever master this I
will be unstoppable..."

Suddenly, all thoughts of darkness, power, creation, and destruction
were forgotten as the wall of lava engulfed him.  In one small
analytical part of his mind, Kane rationalized that since he was now
completely submerged in boiling liquid, he should be feeling rather
intense amounts of pain.  The rest of his body whole heartedly agreed
with him.

As the lava wave flowed on, it left a vaguely humanoid shaped charred
cinder in its wake.  Kane, lying smoking on the ground, suddenly felt
pseudo-philosophical.

He weakly held up a peace sign to Sailor D'ni and in a sing-songy voice
he croaked out, "Why do we fight?  For fighting's sake or something
more...? What purpose is there to this continuing insanity we call the
Otaku Wars!?  Fighting solves nothing.  We should be comrades in arms,
ushering in a new era in which we all live in perfect harmony.  Sailor
D'ni, make a little birdhouse in your soul."

Sailor D'ni stood staring down at Kane.  "Are you saying you give up?"

"In essence, the words that I have said could be interpreted in that
fashion.  To give up or not to give up, that is the question, is it
not?  Well, I tend toward the affirmative in this instance."  He weakly
struggled to his feet.

"Uh, yeah.  Well, good, because I have more important things to do than
waste time on you," said Sailor D'ni.  "Seems the Amichanians are
planning to attack the HBC... again.  I hope you've learned your lesson,
and if you ever show yourself around here again, you're dead.  You hear
me?  Dead!  Or at least as close to dead as legally possible."  With
that said, she went inside the HBC.

Kane held up the peace sign again and sing-songed to Sailor D'ni's
retreating form, "I dig ya.  I think I'll just be cutting my losses and
waltzing on outta here.  And while you're at it, keep the nite-lite on
inside that birdhouse in your soul."

He looked down at himself and realized that he was still completely
charred to a crisp.  "Oh well," he said, "if Larry Laffer can do it, so
can I."  He began to brush himself off, and after a couple of seconds
was as good as new.

Opening a keyhole shaped portal, he returned to "Hotel Magus."

<"Chocolate Vanilla Swirls" scene switch>

Back at pool side, Kane plopped himself down into the first lounge chair
he could find.  TK|M looked up and said, "What happened to you?  You
look like crap."

"Nothing much, just... uh... relaxing after a hard fought victory," he
lied.

"You got beat up, didn't you?" TK|M observed.

Kane didn't hear him because he was looking over to the other side of
the pool.  Mamoru, Speedie Speedie, and David Nolastname were all
sitting around in the sun.  Kane got up and went over to them.

"Hey, David!  How long have you been here?" he asked.

David shrugged and said, "I got here the same time you did, after that
whole Darkmoon thing was finished.  You were just too angry with what
had happened to your castle that you didn't notice me there apparently.
By the way, I'm thinking about heading over to the ABC to visit Melody.
It's been a while since I last saw her..."

At the mention of the ABC, gears started to turn inside Kane's head.
After slapping himself a few times, they quieted down enough for him to
think clearly again.  "This gives me an idea," said Kane.

"Oh boy, this oughtta be good," said TK|M rolling his eyes.

Kane ignored him and continued talking to David, "As much as I hate to
admit it, I just got back from getting a sound beating from one Sailor
D'ni, the leader of the Hotaruchanians.  Well, as you can well imagine,
I'm a wee might miffed about that.  However, as I was leaving, she said
something about the Amichanians attacking her base or something like
that.  So, this isn't really much of a plan, but... what say you and I
head over to the ABC and find out how much truth there is to this raid
on the HBC and see if we can't lend a hand?  I have a score to settle
anyway.  Besides, it'll give ya a chance to get back together with
Medellia Blue."

TK|M said, "Y'know, for once you might just have a good idea up there.
I'm in."

"You're not coming."

"Wha...?  Why?" said TK|M confusedly.

"Well, you have to stay here and run this blasted hotel that you turned
my castle into."

Kane then turned to Mamoru, who was rolling a small beach ball back and
forth with Speedie Speedie.  "Mamoru, you mind staying here and looking
after Speedie Speedie?  We're going to be gone for a while.  Of course,
if you get the slightest inclination to join us, feel free."  This he
addressed to Speedie Speedie as well as Mamoru.

Mamoru shrugged and continued playing with Speedie Speedie.

"Well, I guess we're all set," said Kane, turning back to David.  "You
ready to go?"

TBC...?

--

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*****

"He who controls the past,
 commands the future.

 He who commands the future,
 conquers the past."

--Kane

"If history is to change, let it change.
 If the world is to be destroyed, so be it.
 If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh."

--Magus

*****
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