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From: rainbowranger@my-dejanews.com
Subject: [OW!:99] The gist is finally gotten by RK and his crew.
Date: 11 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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P:OW!

-The Minpire leaves eP in the CtoTM...

-And, did the leave RK there?

-Sally, Terra and Sailor Clown are up against the wall, facing a nuke.

So, now, we get the gist of the wars, from a source... namely RK and his
other two senshi.

Rainbow Kamen looked around.  The Minpire seemed to have left.  El Pegagso was
gone.

RK gathered a few soccer balls, and stored them in his Hammerspace.

"Now, I understand..." RK realized, "the whole point of this war.  Senseless
violence, pointless humor, endless battles... it all fits together like some
weird arc."

RK smiled.  He was finally understanding why he was here!

RK continued, "I am not here to fight alone, I need others.  I need authors
who can write with me and write for me, not just mine."

RK's author smiled.

Rainbow sighed.  "But, before I go to that author, I need to help someone..."

Rainbow Kamen left the CTotM with a quick leap.



The MMMM looked sternly at the Lunachanian Clownians.

"So," responded the leader, "what is your answer?"

"No!" They all shouted.

The leader went over to press the button, but a series of roses stopped him.

"When someone says 'no', they usually mean it," declared Rainbow Kamen.

"Rainbow, you're back!" Terra responded.

"Terra, Sally, come here," Rainbow responded, "we will leave the Clownians to
their fate.  We will go where we are needed, and wanted."

Sally smiled.

"You cannot leave the plot!" the leader responded.

Terra wasted no time in blasting the leader out cold.

"Remind me to use my powers next time," Sally smiled.

The three otaku finally reunited.

Rainbow Kamen gave Terra a bouquet, and smiled at Sally.

"So," Terra responded, "where do we go from here?"

"Otaku City," RK responded.

"Sailor Telport..." Terra muttered.

"At least, now there are two senshi," Sally responded, "less of a drain."

Terra nodded.

"Terra... star... power!" Terra shouted.

"Pikachu...Power!" Sally shouted.

"Sailor Teleport!" both shouted, and the three otaku left a gap in a arc.

[Fill that gap with Rini episodes... scene switch...]

The three Otaku landed in Otaku City.

RK sighed.

"Why are we here," Sally responded.

"I'm looking for El Pegagoso," Rainbow responded, "he'll help us."

Terra sighed.

"Suuuure he will," Terra said mockingly, "just like the Clownians helped us."

"Helped us to our doom," Sally added.

"I know you're mad about that, and you're mad at the fact that we had to make
due without them, Terra, in what should have been an OAV," Rainbow responded,
"but now that I understand why there is a war here, we can use that to aid
anyone."

"Why is there a war?" Terra asked.

"Because there is one," Rainbow responded.

"Not funny," Terra corrected.

Rainbow told Terra and Sally about what he knew.  He told them about humor and
destruction, and the wars... basically, almost everything anyone needs to know
about the Otaku Wars! but would be afraid to ask.

"So that's the whole story, in a nutshell," Rainbow responded.

"So, eP will guide us on a new course, a new battle, and new humor," Terra
responded.

"Or else, he'll catch us as Otakemon," Rainbow Kamen chided.

Pikachu giggled.

Terra glared at Sally.

With that, the three Otaku, free of there collective plights, for now, looked
for eP in Otaku City, and hopefully, a new plot.

TBC?  I hope eP comes up with something...

(Anyway... Yeah, RK's still wants to be part of the Minpire, even though he's
and M&R, and would like to see Terra and Sally as Minpires.

Also, if you want to use any of my three as Otakemon, eP, e-mail me first.)

Rainbow Kamen

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