From: "Sprite Seaman" 
Subject: [OW!] I still think it should have been red
Date: 12 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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For those of you who don't know what's going on,
P:OW! -

-Sprite was dropped off at the Amichanian base by Sodalite.
-D'ni and Riven showed up for a little... fun
-The rest of the Amichanians went off to vandalize the HBC

Now, on with the show!

"Yup, those roots are already coming in nice and blue... I hope you like
blue
hair.  We sure do.  But then you knew that, didn't you?  Well, now you'll
have
it.  Maybe we'll like you better then."

"This next part is MINE!"  Sprite cackled gleefully.  He started strapping a
great many rockets to D'ni's feet, setting her upright so as to get as many
fireworks as her could around her body.  Sodalite watched with her hands in
the
pockets of her labcoat, grinning.  Sprite lit a match, waved it briefly in
D'ni's suddenly wide-eyed face, and lit the fuses joyfully.  Quickly, he and
Sodalite aimed her in the general direction of the HBC, then leaped back as
the
rockets blasted off, taking D'ni with them.

"AAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...."

Sprite looked over at Sodalite and said, "I still think it should have been
red."

"Just shut up and watch."

--------------------------
The Otaku Wars!

"I still think it should have been red."
                 or
Things Begin Heating up!
--------------------------

Finally D'ni wound up slammed into a crater 6 feet deep half a mile from the
HB. "Stupid Amichanian scum can't aim." She smirked to her self. She began
to walk back to the base.

As she slowly hobbled off towards her camp, a Endymionsamaian  and various
Amichanians began detaching themselves from the shadows of trees and bushes.

"That was close."

Kane stamped his foot. "Damn, damn, damn! I wanted a chance to have fun with
her camp! I've still got to get her back for that last battle that we had,
and for trying to steal a newbie from..." He looked around and realized who
he was talking to. "...the Goddess that is Ami! Yeah, that's it."

MB shrugged. "Our plans haven't changed. Come on. This'll just make it more
interesting."



Back at the ABC, in the Land Rover:

"Quit changing the channel!"

"Why? What's wrong with that song? That's the problem with you Amichanians.
Can't appreciate good music."

"Well, it's an *Amichanian* Land Rover, so it's going to be left on this! If
you don't like it, you can just get out."

"Fine!" Sprite crawled out and stood next to the Rover, leaning back in. "By
the way, I've got to go to the bathroom. Do you know where one is?"

Sodalite thought for a moment, then shook her head. "Nope. I'm still kinda
new around her. You might try the cleaned up part of camp."

Sprite nodded and began walking through the tents, and she watched him go.
Would he be okay? Could he be trusted? She'd better follow him...



Shilari was wandering the ABC, followed by a small black cat with a
lightning bolt on her forehead. "Okay, so tell me again what we're doing
here?"

Quicksilver snorted, and replied for the fourth time, "We're looking for
Sprite. He could get himself into trouble."

"Yeah, but he does that normally."

"Shilari! I feel that his life is in danger, and we must hurry!"

They picked up the pace, and almost turned the corner too quickly, but
fortunately, they saw Hydrus directing a bunch of NO cleaning and
reorganizing. They ran back and stuck their heads back around, watching.
After a few seconds, they saw a familiar trench coat sneak right behind
Hydrus' back. He was followed by a girl with red hair in a lab coat.

Hydrus noticed the lab coat girl, and followed them.



Sprite was sneaking around, looking for something to destroy in the name of
Rei. Nothing big that would start a war on his factory, just something to
let the Amichanians know that he had been there. He stopped at a corner to
decide which way to go, and was thinking when he heard,

"What are you two doing here?"

He turned around to see Sodalite, who turned around to see Hydrus, standing
over both of them. Sodalite begin to stammer, "Ano, umm... Well, I can
explain. He's with..."

"I don't care! Didn't you read the post where I said that only I'm allowed
in here? Now get out! Both of you!"



Sprite and Sodalite were out in a field next to the Rover. They had been
arguing for quite some time, but were now quiet.

"This is just great. This is *exactly* how I wanted to spend my morning.
Thanks."

"Night."

"What? You said 'morning,' but it's really nighttime."

"No, it's morning. It's all relative."

"No, morning is a define space of time designated by the rising of the sun.
The sun is not rising, nor will it any time soon. Night."

"*I* woke up not to long ago. Therefore it's my morning."

"Night." "Morning!" "Night!" "Morning!!" ... ... ...

After a little bit of this, they both got bored.

After a while, Sprite said, "Hey, wanna go have some fun with the
Hotaruchanians?"

Sodalite got a spark of mischieviousness in her eye...



"Well, I guess I'd better open this package." SD said. She sat down on her
bed
and began to rip the paper off it. Finally after an hour, she gave up. Then
she
saw a small label by a tab. "Pull here to open. D'oh!" SD pulled the tab,
and
the box fell apart revealing a _very_ pissed Sailor Riven.
"I'M GOING TO KILL THOSE AMICHANIAN SLIME!!!" She/he/it shrieked. "Calm
down,
at least YOU didn't get your DNA messed with or strapped to a rocket." SD
replied.
"Hey... Since when do you have blue hair?"
"Since said Amichanian slime messed with my DNA. C'mon, you can help me dye
it
back."

Riven looked at D'ni and sweatdropped, a picture of D'ni with short, brown
curly hair and blue roots appeared next to her head. "Umm... Actually, you
go have fun... I've got to... go fix the computer. Yeah. Still some Ami pics
in the configuration files..." She went back up to the HBCCC and sat there,
shaking her head. "Amichanian slime." A few buttons were pushed. "We'll see
about that..." A few more buttons were pushed...

Meanwhile, just outside the tent, Mr.. Cho was arguing with Sprite.

"I can't let you in without asking D'ni, and right now she's... busy." Cho
sweatdropped.

"Well, would you go ask her to hurry up? I want to get in out of the morning
air."

"Night."

"Whatever." Sprite was just getting impatient and wanted him to leave the
door unguarded. Just then, said door opened, and a piece of paper was handed
to Mr.. Cho, which he read aloud.

"'Update from CC. Keep watch for dopey looking Reichanian in a trench coat.
Believed to be working with the Amichanians. Picture attached.' Yeah, like a
Reichanian would even talk to one of those Amichanian slime." He flipped
over the first page, and saw a picture of Sprite, and then his eyes widened
as he looked back up. Unfortunately for him, he didn't get a chance to call
out the guard.

*THWACK*

Mr.. Cho fell down and Sodalite stood behind him, wielding a baseball bat.
"Snootchie Bootchies! Let's go."

Sprite pulled out a box of orange dye as he stepped through the door. "What
do you say? Orange this time?"

"And just what's wrong with blue?"

Arguing could be heard as the huge door slammed shut.

TBC?

What's in store for the HBC at the hands of Sprite and Sodalite?
Will they be stopped?
Where are the other Amichanians?
Can Sprite use your bathroom, D'ni?

All these questions, and more, answered in the next installment of...

The Otaku Wars!

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