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From: lordseto@aol.com (Lord Seto)
Subject: Re: [OW!S] "Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead!"
Date: 14 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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>However, Shamus tripped taking the lower lip of the next door,
>ending up face to face with the Chick of Chicanery(grasping at straws? Why
>yes..) herself, Sailor Polaris. Well, more accurately, her boots. "Ah... hi
>there!... so, how about the weather? Oh, right, no weather in the ocean..
>HELP!" 

Polaris quickly whirled around, to see Shamus at her feet.

"...Ok, you can lie on the floor, but no kissing my boots." She said.  Shamus
looked confused.

"Oh, wait a second, you're a NAMED Otaku.  Oh, well, this is totally
different." She said, picking Shamus up.

"Um, well, ya see, I didn't MEAN to be here, I was, um....admiring your cool
submarine!  Yeah, that's it!" Shamus said.

Polaris let go of him.  "Really?  Do you like it?"

Shamus was at a loss.  "Um....yeah, I guess."

"Great!" She said, handing him a Submarine Cap.  "You can be the Sonar Officer
of the Red Otaku, now that my other one broke his neck on the friggin' table."

Shamus put on the hat.  "Ok, but what exactly do you DO with this thing?"

"Why, we are the MAN." Polaris said.

Shamus sweatdropped.

"That is, the (M)ovement to (A)ssasinate (N)ightman.  Get it, 'Man'?" She said.

"Oh, alright!" Shamus said.  "Cool, I got nothing better to do."

He sat down in the chair, and began to spout out random numbers that sounded
cool but meant nothing, such as 42, 10 and 18, and 23.

Polaris turned around again.  "Dive officer, make your depth 062 feet, and
raise the periscope!  We're going to find a couple of members..."

TBC?

And the Battle of Midway was NOT clich�, I mean, you think we HAD to win it? 
C'mon, they outnumbered us at least three to one!  ^_^
---Sailor Polaris---
ICQ:14157007 
"Jupiter Coke Evolution!" -Sailor Jessica Rabbit
"No doubt, it would be a long, hard battle.  But, perhaps more
importantly, it gave her something new to think about at work that night...."
-Jet Wolf