From: jlennon910@aol.com.Saturn (JLennon910)
Subject: [OW!Stars] Helping the enemy and getting them a make-over. 
Date: 15 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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>Aureal nodded, looking down the dark hallway, trying to figure out
>what was going on.
>

"Ah, here we are." Sailor D'ni said as she flipped the light switch. Aureal
blinked in the light. "C'mon, let's go." SD led Aureal down the Hallway
Formerly Known As Dark(1). She pulled out a small key, stuck it in the door and
turned it, which was quite hard considering the door had no lock. The door
swung open, revealing, much to Aureal's surpprise, the computer room of the
HBC.
"I thought..." Aureal began.
"That I was going to lead you into a snake pit or something? Nah. Too easy. I
can do that with NO. Besides, NO I can actually kill. Amichanians I can't, at
least not Named ones." Aureal sweatdropped. Where was this going? She had a
sudden urge to bolt before D'ni sprung her trap. But she followed D'ni to a
computer console behind a large stone desk. She wondered for a moment where in
Otaku World D'ni had found PURPLE stone, but let it go. D'ni moved the mouse,
bringing up the password protected screen saver thing. She typed in the
password, and clicked the OK button. The desktop came up, and she clicked on
the OWOL(2) icon. She typed in her password and signed on. 
"You're actually not going to do anything to me? Aureal asked in shock.
"Why?" D'ni asked.
"Um... Because I'm an Amichanian and you've sworn to kill or at least severely
maim all Amichanians?"
"Hmm, good reason. Maybe later." She got up. Aureal sat down and gasped. On the
screen was the most beautiful picture of Ami she'd ever seen. 
"Wow! That's gorgeous!" She blurted. 
"Want me to print it life sized for you?" D'ni asked.
"Could you?"
"Sure." SD leaned over and fiddled with some settings, pressed a button, and a
giant printer roared to life. Six seconds later the picture of Ami came out of
the printer, life sized and glorious, even for an Ami pic. Aureal giggled like
a school girl at it. SD called for a NO. "Get this framed. Blue frame and mat.
Now." The NO hurried off to do her bidding. SD turned back to the computer to
find it completely Ami-fied. She stifled a cry of disgust, and asked Aureal if
she could sit down for a minute.
"Sure." Aureal said. SD sat and opened a program, loaded all the Ami stuff into
one huge file, put it on a disk and handed it to Aureal. 
"Here. Anything else you'd like to do? Hotaru just opened a _great_ beauty
parlor. She did my hair, if you didn't know." 
"It looks nice." 
"Doesn't it? Here, lemme take you there." 



"Hello, Sailor D'ni!" Hotaru called as SD and Aureal walked in. "Need your
roots done?"
"Not yet, no. Wanna give my friend here a make-over?" She turned to Aureal.
"She uses mostly purple, but the results are spectacular. I think she's really
found her niche." Aureal nodded and sat down. Hotaru quickly went to work.



"This is outrageous!" Sailor Riven shouted. "What's wrong with the woman?! Not
only is she being friendly to the enemy, she's HELPING them out! In vandalising
this place, no less!!" Sailor Riven seethed with rage for a minute or two, and
calmed down. "Ah, who cares. I'm not really Hotaruchanian anyways. I'm
Setsunachanian. We COULD have joined the OSDF, but NO, she had to go off and
start her own little faction. Gah! If I weren't married to her, I'd..." SR
collapsed as a large brick appeared from nowhere and ended his/her/it's rant. 



"All done!" Said Hotaru, as she cleaned up her stuff. Aureal looked in the
mirror. The results, though purple and not quite her taste, were indeed
spectacular. 
"I like it, Hotaru." She said.
"Arigato!" Hotaru said brightly. "I like you. Can we be friends?"
"Sure." replied Aureal. 
"Good!" Just then a NO came in with a large framed object. Aureal recognised it
as the Mercury pic from earlier, framed and matted. The NO handed it to her and
ran off before any severe bodily harm could come to him. Unfortunately he
didn't watch where he was going, and ran into a snake pit. 
"Drat." SD observed.

TBC?

1-Cheesy Artist Formerly Know As Prince referance.
2-Otaku World Online. Parody of America Online.

What the hfil is going on? Sailor D'ni helps the enemy, gives them a mercury
picture, gets them a make-over at her patron Senshi's beauty salon... Did
something in the teleportation get to her? Has she had a change of heart? Or is
it a devious plot? Heck, even I don't know yet, and I'm the author! Oh well,
find out next time in the OW!!

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