From: Joel Gajeway 
Subject: [OW!] The Dark Duo Rock Into Action
Date: 16 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Renée Shields walked into the training room of Fuschia Gym,
carrying a package that had just been delivered. "I think
it's the package we've been waiting for Joel," she said as
she set it down and ran her hand through her long hot pink
hair. Even though her hair had been out of her conical
odangos for a while, it still made her a bit nervous to have
it down, but it was an essential part of her disguise.

Joel walked over, followed by Neko-Freak. "Excellent! It's
the flash rom for the Otakudex. Now we're up to speed and
ready to act."

"And our matching costumes are ready too," Wicked... eh,
Renée piped in. Joel nodded solemnly.

"Right. It's important we look like a team."

"And the uh, Dark Mysterious Power we serve thinks you both
look cute in them." added Neko-Freak.

Dark Joel and Wicked Lady glared at Neko-Freak, who
sweatdropped. "Sorry, bad joke."

"Suuuure," said Joel. 

"I've already explained to you that I'm not a capturable
Otakèmon, but an agent of a Dark Power sent to aid you in
your mission," exclaimed the Neko-Freak. "But the problem is
we have no starter Otakèmon for you two."

"Don't worry, that won't be a problem," said Renée. "We can
just steal some, or maybe cheat a little for our first
captures."

Nekko-Freak nodded approvingly. "Then let's go!"


[Some time later...in Calgary, Alberta]

A dimensional portal spawned in the backyard of the Hegerat
residence, and Dark Joel, Neko-Freak, and Wicked Lady
emerged, in the reverse of the listed order. "I told you I
could get us here," she gloated. Then she started shivering
because she was standing a foot deep in snow and was wearing
a short skirt and boots.

Dark Joel stroked his goatee.* "Interesting. Now I'll get us
in." He walked up to the back door, and snuck in. A few
minutes later he returned carrying a small stone statue. "I
think we're done here."

The evil trio re-entered the warp and returned to
OtakuWorld. The moment they did, the statue came to life in
Dark Joel's hands.

"Who the... what are you doing? Let GO!" screeched an angry
gargoyle, who proceeded to POUNCE! on Dark Joel.

"Temper, temper, Christabel," sneered Renee, who lobbed Dark
Luna-P at her head. The Lunaball smacked the Gargoyle with
enough force to make her see stars and Wicked Lady followed
up with an otakèmon ball, capturing her.

"Well, we have our first otakèmon," she concluded
triumphantly.

"Owww," said Joel as he picked himself up off the ground.


OTAKEDEX ENTRY:

Christabel is GARGOYLE - A flying stone otakemon the size of
a large cat, her primary attack is a Pounce! second only to
Pook!s. She also has the ability to deliver insults ranging
from witty to scathing. She has a voracious appetite for
choclate and can smell it at approximately 100 yards. Her
evolved form is the Margoyle, wherin she becomes larger and
her stone claws become even more dangrous weapons. It is
believed that the gargoyle needs to consume many pounds of
hi-grade chocolate to complete her evolution. Additional
powers of the second form are undocumented and may vary
based on the source of the chocolate. **Approach Margoyles
with extreme caution**



"Magnificient," gloated Joel. "We have our first otakèmon,
and a powerful rare one at that. Now we need to capture a
few more and we'll really be in business."

"Do you ideas for any more of them?" asked Nekofreak. 

"I do, but finding them may be tricky."

Joel

*other than he doesn't have a goatee and isn't as buff, I
look JUST like James! Really! And of course Renee looks just
like Jesse, excpet for hair and eye color. She and I are
wearing outfits like Team Rocket's except our outfits are
mostly Black on White not the other way around. And no R.
And we don't mimic their dumb speech. We're working on our
own intro.
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