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From: gbeans@kfalls.net
Subject: [OW!98] Dropping in for a Visit
Date: 18 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Last time we saw Carp he was wandering about a forest with Haruka and Michiru.

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"A forest," Carp kicked a rock, "why couldn't I be somewhere interesting like
Michigan! Or Idaho!  No, I'm in a FOREST!"

"Bored?" A voice asked from an overhead branch.

Carp turned his scaly head upwards to see a woman in her early twenties
hanging by her knees from the branch.  "Yes, who are you?"

The woman flipped to the ground and smoothed her slacks.  She was casually
dressed in dark blue slacks and a white tee shirt.  Dark blue suspenders held
up her pants.  "A friend.  Let's go do something."

Carp began to follow her, pulling Haruka and Michiru in tow.  She stopped and
motioned for him to leave them behind.

"I kind of have to watch them," he pointed out.

"What trouble can they possibly get into?  They're Senshi, let them fend for
themselves for a few hours."

Carp looked at them warily.  They had that look in their eye that clearly said
that they were feinting innocence until he left them.  When the woman wouldn't
give up tugging on his arm, he shrugged and decided that a few hours couldn't
hurt.

She led them to a clearing about 500 yards from where they'd started. 
Smiling, she told him to lie down on the moist earth.

"Are you going to lay down with me?" He asked excitedly.

"Nooooo," she drawled.

"Are you going to tear my clothes off and sacrifice me to aliens?" He asked
just as excitedly.

An odd expression crossed her face.  "How did you guess?"

"You really are?!" He jumped up from the ground and pulled her into a tight
hug.  "Oh, thank you!  I've always wanted to be sacrificed!"

"Let go of me!" But it was too late.  The Aliens teleporter activated.

*****

Carp blinked once, then twice, then decided that light sucked and pressed his
eyes closed tightly.  "There's no place like home.  There's no place like
home.  There's no place like-"

"Will you cut it OUT already?!" A wet finger was placed in his ear.  He
squirmed, then opened his eyes to see a generic Alien looking down at him.

"You certainly didn't pick the cream of the crop, did you?"  A disembodied
voice asked from above.

"He was alone with those two Senshi, he hasn't been in a major role in a
while, I didn't think anyone would MISS him," it defended while taking a
haughty stance.

The Alien leaned over his fishy head and help up a pair of polka dot boxers.
"And what is up with this?!  Have you no taste!"  It threw them against the
wall in disgust.  "At least I'll send you back with a decent pair on."

"But.. but.."

"Now, for me to explain our intentions," a mischievous grin came across its
face.  "We are going to clone Otaku Warriors and supplement them into the War.
Yes!  As we speak, a Bizarro Carp has taken your place."

"You mean, I don't have to go back?  THANK YOU!"  Carp tried to break free of
the restrains to hug the Alien, but couldn't.  "You are a Saint, a SAINT I
tell you!!"

'I'm going to be demoted for this, I know it...' The Alien thought to himself.

*****

The woman picked herself up off the ground and looked around the clearing.  A
man with a fish head lay not far from her.

"Hey," she kicked him in the foot, "aren't you supposed to be somewhere else?"

He lolled his head back and forth a few times before answering.  "Bizarro am
Carp.  Elsewhere am be."

"You don't say?"  She kicked him again.  "Well, get up, we have fish to fry."

"Bizarro Carp fry?"

"If you don't get moving," she yanked him to his feet, then gave him a solid
push further into the forest.  "Carp will be back here soon enough."

*****

The fish in question was clinging to the Alien's leg begging not to have to
go back.  "Please!  I'll give you anything, ANYthing!  My firstborn spawn! 
Please, don't send me back there!"

The Alien shook him off.  "Dump him!"

*****

With a THUMP and an AUGH Carp sadly realized that he'd been returned.  He
immediately jumped to his feet and began shaking his first at the sky.	"I
hate you!!!"

The woman in the blue slacks and suspenders coughed loudly enough to catch
his attention from her spot leaning against a tree.  "You do realize what a
fool you look like wearing a pair of boxers with little hearts on them?"

"Hmph," he gathered his shreds of dignity and stomped over to her.

"Enough games," he took hold of her arm.  "What's your name and how to I get
back up there?"  He pointed towards the sky.

She smirked.  "You tell me."

TBC?

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* What is the woman's name?
* When did Otaku Wars become weird enough to include Aliens?
* What will happen to Bizarro Carp?

Will there be a second part or will this idea die a quick and obsolete death?
>P

Pretty much every idea in this part was Jason's idea.. blame him :P


beans
mwahahaha Korb, now give me you S subs! >P~

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