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From: "Aureal" 
Subject: Re: [OW! That hurts!] Sailor D'ni springs her trap.
Date: 18 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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JLennon910 wrote in message <19990319003700.10959.00000121@ng155.aol.com>...
>"Having fun?" Sailor D'ni asked. Aureal gave her a dirty look. "Don't
worry,
>I'm sure your friends will be along soon to pay your ransom and free you.
Until
>then, enjoy your stay." SD pushed a button on the wall and a door came
down,
>blocking the cell off. Inside Aureal could be faintly heard, screaming for
>help.
>


After a few minutes, Aureal ceased yelling. "OK, I guess that's enough
dramatic screaming for now," she said to herself, then looked around the
cell. It was basically, a cell. You know, cold grey stone walls, lots of
bars, etc. "Hmm..." Aureal wondered, "now how am I going to get out of
here?" Aureal blinked as a thought struck her. She pulled out her Writers
Guide and flipped to the part labeled powers. "Yep," she muttered to
herself, "I can teleport... why in Otaku World didn't those wacko
Hotaruchanians think of that?" She tried to teleport herself out of there,
but nothing happened. Blinking, she pulled a scanner out of her pocket and
scanned the area for something that was blocking her magic, but nothing
registered. Frowning, she reversed it so it was pointing at herself, and
sure enough, it started beeping. "The purple hair dye?!?!" she exclaimed
disgustedly, "that's what's blocking my teleport?!?! Good grief! And to
think I used to like purple..." Sulking, Aureal studied the cell again. "I
know!" she suddenly exclaimed, pumping her fist in the air for dramatic
emphasis, " I'll _dig_ out, just like in all the books! Let's see... they
always use case-knives so I guess that's what I've got to use too." Aureal
pulled a case knife out of her pocket and began scraping away at the stone
floor by the wall. [1]
About an hour later, she had made a hole about 2 inches wide and half an
inch deep. Grimacing, she stopped digging and looked at her blistered hands.
"This isn't working too well," she muttered. She picked up the scanner and
scanned the wall for width. "Ten feet thick!" She began to sulk again.
"This'll take... um..." she tried to do the math, "well... a long time..."
she gave up, not being very good at thinking about things for long with her
current personality. "But I can't think of anything better...but I bet my
other side can think of something!" she suddenly exclaimed. The wild,
immature side of Aureal tried to relinquish control to the rational and
mature side, but something interfered. "Huh?" Aureal blinked, "what now?....
Hey, wait a minute, don't tell me that changing personalities is considered
magic!" Failing to find any other reason, she sighed and whined, "I am never
letting anyone dye my hair again! Even if it looks cool!"

TBC?

[1] Reference to 'The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn,' which we just
finished reading in English...

Aureal
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