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From: a74rwo@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Ryan William Oldford)
Subject: [OW!98]I have come here to shoot paintballs and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of... paintballs.  Oh crap.
Date: 19 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
Message-ID: <7cs4gn$s28$1@coranto.ucs.mun.ca>
Organization: Memorial University of Newfoundland
Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon

Last time on OW!98:
-Snappy kidnapped by Picollo!  Movie at 11!
-Carpman gets an anal probe!  "I am not under alien control!"
-The Galaxiasamans build a paintball arena onto the Outrider!  Which brings
us to...

[OW!98] I have come here to shoot paintballs and chew bubblegum and I'm
all out of... paintballs.  Oh crap.


	As Sailor Knight finished yet another Big Mac, he picked up the
OWSG and a bottle of Fufu Berry Jones Soda.
	"You know, guys," he said, "For a war, we certainly aren't doing
much fighting.  I think it's time we did something."
	"Like what?" said Norom.
	"Can we become a violent paramilitary organization and blow up
large buildings for no good reason?" said Bob the Viking, grinning at the
prospect.
	"We did that last week!" Norom retorted.
	"I've got it!" said Knight.
	He pointed to an ad in the paper about the new paintball arena in
the Outrider.
	"I just know the three of us can take on anyone in that place and
kick butt!" he said.
	"And I've been working on something that might just give us the
edge in there!" said BtV.
	"Alright!" said Norom, "Let's do it!"
	And with that completed, Knight wrote the following open message to
Otaku World.

	Attention Otaku World!
	Sailor Knight, Bob Norom, and Bob the Viking invite any and all
Otaku to join us in the first Otaku Wars Huge-ass Paintball Battle at the
new Outrider Paintball Arena!  Teams will have 3 members and any
paint-based weaponry is permitted!  Paint Machine Guns, Paint Throwers,
Short Range Paint Missiles, anything!  Be creative!  (I can just see
CapeMike bringing a Tactical Paint Nuke. - Ryan)  See you on the
battlefield!

Eat paint, scum!
Sailor Knight

Will the Huge-ass Paintball Battle be a success?
What does Bob the Viking have up his (non-existent) sleeve?
Will CM bring the Nuke?
Will there be a repeat of my first paintball death, in which my target was 2
feet away, didn't see me, and my gun jammed?

Find out, same Otaku Wars time, same Otaku Wars channel!


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