From: jlennon910@aol.com.Saturn (JLennon910) Subject: [OW! That hurts!] Sailor D'ni springs her trap. Date: 19 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT Message-ID: <19990319003700.10959.00000121@ng155.aol.com> References:Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon X-Admin: news@aol.com >Unfortunately the rest of what he said was drowned out >by the sudden resumption of the not-quite-as-loud-but-still-very-loud >blasting of Hottokenai Yo in the area surrounding the HBC. "AI YA!" Screamed Sailor Riven as she/he/it ran out of the HBC. "My ears are bleeding!" SR held up her/his/its hands to prove their point. "Ai ya is Chinese." "I don't care if it's Klingon! Get her to turn it down!!!" "Relax, my dear Senshi of uncertain gender." SR made a face. "I have _everything_ under control. Everything is working according to our plan." "Our? I-" "Not you. Sailors Tay and Inception and myself." Two Senshi waved at Sailor Riven. Sailor Tay wore a fuku resmbling Sailor Mnemosyne's, only burgandy, and had her long black hair in three braids, two in front, and one in back. Feathers and beads were woven into her hair, and she had green eyes. Sailor Inception wore a fuku like Sailor Tay's, only hers/his/its was yellow. SI had short brown hair, pale skin and very pale blue eyes. "Ah." SR said. "And what is this plan?" "A bad plot device to get us back into continuity and wreak some havok with Aureal." Sailor Tay said. "Ah. I see." SR said. "So what now? Are you going to kill her or do demeaning things to her?" "No, we're going to hold her hostage. If the Amichanians want her back, they'll have to give us three trillion dollars cash, 5,000 pens, six Sailor Saturn keychains, the Eiffel Tower, Kerath's Arch and the Great Wall of China." Sailor Inception said. "Isn't that a bit much for a newbie?" SR asked, showing some sense. The same sense which his wife, son and daughter in law apparently lacked. "Yeah, it is. So? Let's go." "Oh, hi D'ni. This file just got done downloading. Hey! What are those chains for?! Ah! Let go of me!!!" Aureal screamed for help and kicked a lot, but it was no use. The chains holding her stayed tight, and she was soon locked up in a cell. Sailors D'ni, Inception, Riven and Tay held an inpromptu celebration. "We finally did something without blowing a building up!" SR said happily. "We sure did." SI replied. "That was fun!" ST added. "Sure was." SD said. "Yep." "Uh-huh." "I agree." "Yup, that was- ENOUGH ALREADY!!!" Screamed a very annoyed SR. her/his/its author cringed. 'Alright, alright, I'll stop.' She said. The four Senshi turned to Aureal's cell. "Having fun?" Sailor D'ni asked. Aureal gave her a dirty look. "Don't worry, I'm sure your friends will be along soon to pay your ransom and free you. Until then, enjoy your stay." SD pushed a button on the wall and a door came down, blocking the cell off. Inside Aureal could be faintly heard, screaming for help. TBC??? Well, the suspense is over. Sailor D'ni FINALLY quit beating around the bush and got down to business. http://members.aol.com/SailorRivn Mooniecode(1.12.05) SM:5+[7]m- F:sSa>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++Ya>:vZz>+:pS+*+ D:sUr---Me>--:vRu:aAr<-Na>-- X:[*]:a[Cl][R][S][SS][*]:m2r++|3s O:d--:s:o+:a:h+:x+ P:a:s62:w?:f+:eBGBrL:hBrD-:t-:cWh:bA:x-:r-|+
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