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From: "Dave, Jennifer or Dan Fuller" 
Subject: Re: [OW!98]I have come here to shoot paintballs and chew bubblegum and  I'm all out of... paintballs.  Oh crap.
Date: 19 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Back in the OutRider, Leebo is alternating between reading posts on afsm
and downloading stuff off of alt.sex.robots, when Chip walks in,
toweling off wet, neon yellow hair.

"Leebo, did you really have pull that "Everyone Dies" paint grenade
trick? I'll be trying to wash this color out of my hair for the next
month!"

"Heh heh heh... That was a good one wans't it. What's wrong, you don't
see me complaining, do you?"

"Yeah, but you just needed a garden hose, and you were clean as ever."

"So?"

"Damn your inorganic, non-stick surfaces!!"

"You know, you really ought to switch to decaf. On a related side note,
Dale seems to really like the color, and is making no attempt to
deliberately wash it out."

"Yeah, well he's inherently weird. Say, why are there two female type
droids, engaging in some form of sex on the computer screen?"

"Uhhh... No reason. How did that get there?" presses alt+tab to switch
to the window with afsm on it. "Hey what's this?"

They both look at the screen to the following post:

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Subject: [OW!98]I have come here to shoot paintballs and chew bubblegum
and I'm all out of... paintballs. Oh crap.
Date: 19 Mar 1999 00:07:51 GMT
From: a74rwo@morgan.ucs.mun.ca (Ryan William Oldford)
Organization: Memorial University of Newfoundland
Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon

Last time on OW!98:
-Snappy kidnapped by Picollo!  Movie at 11!
-Carpman gets an anal probe!  "I am not under alien control!"
-The Galaxiasamans build a paintball arena onto the Outrider!  Which
brings
us to...

[OW!98] I have come here to shoot paintballs and chew bubblegum and I'm
all out of... paintballs.  Oh crap.


        As Sailor Knight finished yet another Big Mac, he picked up the
OWSG and a bottle of Fufu Berry Jones Soda.
        "You know, guys," he said, "For a war, we certainly aren't doing
much fighting.  I think it's time we did something."
        "Like what?" said Norom.
        "Can we become a violent paramilitary organization and blow up
large buildings for no good reason?" said Bob the Viking, grinning at
the
prospect.
        "We did that last week!" Norom retorted.
        "I've got it!" said Knight.
        He pointed to an ad in the paper about the new paintball arena
in
the Outrider.
        "I just know the three of us can take on anyone in that place
and
kick butt!" he said.
        "And I've been working on something that might just give us the
edge in there!" said BtV.
        "Alright!" said Norom, "Let's do it!"
        And with that completed, Knight wrote the following open message
to
Otaku World.

        Attention Otaku World!
        Sailor Knight, Bob Norom, and Bob the Viking invite any and all
Otaku to join us in the first Otaku Wars Huge-ass Paintball Battle at
the
new Outrider Paintball Arena!  Teams will have 3 members and any
paint-based weaponry is permitted!  Paint Machine Guns, Paint Throwers,
Short Range Paint Missiles, anything!  Be creative!  (I can just see
CapeMike bringing a Tactical Paint Nuke. - Ryan)  See you on the
battlefield!

Eat paint, scum!
Sailor Knight

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"Hmm... someone is planning to use our paintball areana! Chip! Get Dale
on the horn, and tell him to dust off the cash register, and then you
both start to bulk up the plating on this place! We're expecting
company, and if CM does bring that Paint TacNuke, we're gonna need all
the armour we can get our hands on! Move move move!!!"

As Chip hurriedly exits the room, Leebo goes back to alt.sex.robots to
have a look at his own "Plastic Barbarella"...
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TBC? Sailor Knight? anyone else?

Dan "DemonStalker" Fuller
Paintballs, paintballs, roly poly paintballs. Paintballs, paintballs,
shoot them at your friends!