From: rainbowranger@my-dejanews.com
Subject: [OW!:99] Two more for the bad guys!
Date: 19 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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P:OW!:

-T-chan returns!  Yah!

-Terra, Pikachu and RK catch otakemon, including a new one!

Now, two more Otakemon for the 'Dex...



With Team Rocket still trying to steal or catch Otakemon, who knows how long
it'll be before they fight eP?

RK interrupted.

"As soon as we get a few more, we'll fight!" he shouted.

The announcer stopped.

Somewhere, on the roads of Otaku World, walked the three Rocket Members.

Rainbow Kamen refused to call back the Humvee, especially since he forgot
where he parked it.

Terra petted her Furby, which laughed.

Pikachu sat down, and waited.

No Otakemon were present, but there were nameless trainers.

RK stole a few otakeballs and some otakeyen for practice, then moved on.

"If we don't find one soon," RK commented, "I'm going to steal from eP
himself."

"Fract-al!" a voice shouted.

"An otakemon!" RK responded.

"Otakeball, go!" RK threw the ball, but the otakemon split into smaller
pieces.

RK growled.

"Glitch, unite that Otakemon!" RK shouted, releasing Glitch.

"Glitch, glitch..." the otakemon chittered, and froze the new otakemon in
place.

The next Otakeball succeeded.

[Otakedex entry: Fractal (fract-al)
type: Computer-generated

This rare Otakemon can separate into several parts, each part a minature copy
of the original.  It pretty designs have been known to hypnotize trainers and
otakemon.  The copies of fractal have their own mind, but are always able to
reunite at a moment's notice.]

"Coolness!" RK responded, "we're almost ready..."

Terra sighed, and stole some potions from a trainer.

"We need some competition!" Terra shouted.

"One more, then we'll face eP." Rainbow assured her.

[Back to the City... scene switch...]

After several hours of searching, there were no more otakemon to be found.

Terra and Pikachu felt like giving up.

On a nearby wall, someone had painted, "Sailor Moon is for Homos!"
in red paint.

RK thought that this was the work of someone, and followed a trail of ugly
footprints.

"Power Rangers are stupid idiots!  Lucas is g*d!  Lamers rule!	Sailor Moon
is a stupid series!" shouted a small, troll-like otakemon.

The Otakemon looked at RK, and shouted, "Tuxedo Kamen is a lady!"

RK fas furious.  He threw an otakeball out of spite.  The Otakemon telported
away.

"Stupid troll!" RK shouted.

"Otakeballs are crude and worthless!" the otakemon shouted from afar.

"Otakeball, go!" RK shouted.

This time, the ball managed to catch the otakemon, but just barely.

Inside the ball, the otakemon screamed, "Otakeballs are ruddy cheap hotels!
Packard Bell is the Devil!  Mirc is for losers!  ICQ sucks!"

RK pointed his Otakedex at the ball.

[Otakdex entry: Cyphor [1] type: Flame / Troll This Otakemon loves to flame. 
It will continuously spout flames, and post and shout like it wants to flame
others.  It is hard, even impossible to control, even with all 8 otakemon
badges, due to the fact that it can teleport away when ignored or countered
by another Cyphor. It ugliness is due to lack of self-confidence and its
flaming of others.  It can appear anywhere, at anytime.

WARNING: This Otakemon will not get along with trainers or otakemon.]

RK quickly took the otakemon, and placed at as far away from the others as
possible.

RK looked at the Otakeball containing Cyphor, and thought about releasing it.

RK sighed.  It was better off captured.

"Now, we will attack eP, and show him the true nature of Team Rocket!" RK
shouted.

"Then, we'll steal the badges and become Otakemon Masters!" Terra shouted.

"Let's find that eP!" Pikachu responded.



With Team Rocket's otakemon collection nearly full... they decide to attack
eP. But don't they know that Team Rocket always loses?	I guess they'll have
to learn...





[1] Guess who I'm parodying here, folks...

Rainbow Kamen
Otakemon created every other day.


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