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From: lordseto@aol.com (Lord Seto)
Subject: [OW!S] Time to hear the plan, O would-be assassinators of Nightman!
Date: 19 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Previously on OW!...

- Sprite, Sodalite, and Aureal are purple-ified.  I dont' even WANT to know
what the three are planning to do in return.  It's prolly beyond MY capacity
for evil. ^_^;;

- Stuff is happening in the Otakemon arc.  Like the capture of the Cyphor.  You
should burn it.  (Burn, FLAME, get it?  ^_~)

And now, time for us to know of the great plan...  BWA HA HA!

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Sailor Polaris let go of the Red Otaku's periscope, and let it slide back down
into the floor before turning around to face Shamus.  She tapped a button on a
nearby console, which just happened to be the right button, patching this
conversation into the minds of Sailor Jonna and Ryu de la Sombre.

"Ok, listen up.  This is the plan.  We're going to launch an attack on Nightman
in a particularly sinister way..." SP proclaimed.

"Like what?" Shamus asked.

"Well, we're going to do something totally unexpected, that's what!" She said
back.

"Like what?" Sailor Jonna asked over the link.

"Something incredibly sinister and evil!" SP replied.

"Like what, senorita?" RDLS asked.

"I'm getting to it, geez, be patient!" SP said back.

Everyone was silent.

"Ok, we have to meet up with SJ and Ryu first, so bring us to the surface!"

In about ten seconds, the Red Otaku was on the top of the Great Otaku Ocean.

<"Isn't this familiar?" scene switch>

A short time later, Polaris stood with Ryu DLS, Sailor Jonna, and Shamus.  They
all waited for her to start.

"Ok, this is the plan.  First off, can anyone here dress up like Minako?"

The three blinked.

"Aw, crap.  Ok, I guess I have to do it.  In any case, I'm going to accuse
Nightman, fomer Minakochanian, of having an affair with Rei!  Then we impeach
him for the whole sex scandal!" She said, triumphantly.

"...Polaris, that is a REALLY bad plan." Shamus said.

"Yeah, you'd have to be a Republican to do something like that!" SJ said.

"Oh, be quiet!  It'll work!  You'll see!  Besides, if anything, he'll have to
resign!" Polaris retorted.

Ryu DLS quickly checked the OW! Presidency rulebook.  "There is nothing in here
about impeachment, senorita."

"A minor problem!  We can still do it!" She said.  "Ok, let's execute this plan
right away!  Are you with me?"

Well, in any case, even if this plan didn't work, they could be sure of having
fun.  ^_^

TBC?

---Sailor Polaris---
ICQ:14157007 
"Jupiter Coke Evolution!" -Sailor Jessica Rabbit
Yes, I am a Mad Scientist.  Yes, I am in the Otaku Wars!.  Yes, my author is
very weird so I fired 'em.  Is this a problem?  Didn't think so.  ^_~