From: David =?iso-8859-1?Q?Gra=F1a?= - the Tuxedo Endymion 
Subject: [OW!] Let's hope this isn't NC . . .
Date: 21 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Previously (I think . . . my newsreader sucks) on OW!

- Kane learns the shocking truth behind unbreakable windows!
- I learn, for the first time, that Sailor Riven is a Starlight reject
;)
- Sailor D'ni avoids getting blasted by Ami-, Rei-, and Mamochanians
- Aureal keeps printing Ami picks, and D'ni and Riven have to clean
their computers
- And, AFAIK, Medellia Blue and SCX are off by themselves!  Let's see
what happens . . . 

Somewhere in the HBC, MB and SCX have found a quiet place to themselves
to talk about . . . stuff.

"That IS a nice glaive, MB," SCX smiled.  She flashed it in the sky and
giggled softly.

"Isn't it, though?  I always thought it would suit my personality best."

"Really?" SCX asked.  "You don't seem to be one to wield an enormous can
opener . . ." MB looked at her new weapon inquisitively.  "It doesn't
look like a can opener!"

"Of course it does," SCX said.  He turned it around a few times, hoping
that his girlfriend would realize what he was seeing.  "See it yet?"

"No, I don't," she answered.  Her musical friend finally appeared from
her napsack and shook its head.

"Eh, it doesn't matter," SCX said, bringing himself closer to MB. 
"We're together again . . . it seems like its been forever."

"Well, at least a month.  Or two."  SCX shrugged.  MB looked at him and
spoke.  "Dave-chan, did you mean it when you declared war on the otaku
world a while ago?  After we all thought you had died with the
Invincible Shadow?"

"Huh?" he asked.  "Oh, that.  I don't think so . . . my author says he
was under a lot of stress . . . besides, only Bug and some NC-Janitor
answered the challange, and I got plastered after their BBQ . . ."

"Let's hope it was just a passing thing," MB said.  "You know, even
though we're on opposing sides, there's no reason we can't beat some
Hotaruchanians senseless."  SCX looked into her eyes and blushed.

"Y'know, Melody, while frozen in adamantium for those long minutes, I
could think of nothing but being with you . . . what a waste of metal
that was . . ."  He stopped as a picture of Ami popped out of a slot in
the wall behind the two.  MB picked it up.

"Wow, it's so cool!" she said.  Aureal suddenly appeared between the two
lovers and grabbed the paper.

"Yoink!" she said, skipping away with it.  "Looks like they didn't get
'em all!"  SCX sweatdropped a little, then looked again at MB.

"Listen," he said, his head really close to hers, "after this little
battle, what say you and I borrow the Endymionsamaian pool and take some
time off?"

"Hmm," MB replied, thinking there was some ecchi content involved, "I'll
have to think about it.  Right now, let's concentrate on what's at hand,
'k?"  The young lady opened her mini-computer and started punching some
buttons.  SCX leaned over and smiled enthusiastically.

"Ooo, colors."

"Found it," she said, still tapping on the buttons.  "The main computer
isn't too far away, so I think we'll be able to do some damage.  Even
though D'ni gave me this glaive, she still needs some adjusting. 
Whaddaya say . . . you up to it?"

"Sure," SCX said.  He moved very close and kissed MB on her lips.  She
smiled humbly, enjoying the soft kiss, but suddenly screamed out,
"HENTAI!!"

"Nani?" SCX asked moments before an enormous glaive came smashing down
on his head.

<"Oh my god! She killed SCX! Oh, no she didn't" scene switch>

With awesome speed, Kane teleported to the place where SCX was now
unconscious.

"AHHH!" he screamed.  "What the hfil just happened?"

"I'm sorry, Kane . . ." MB started to apologize, cradling SCX's enormous
welt.

"Whaddaya mean?" Kane asked hysterically.  "You just KO'ed my newest
recruit!  Unless this is some new stage in your relationship . . . no,
no excuse! AHH!"

"Listen for a sec!" she screamed.  Kane fell over, his brick flying out
of his hand.  "Well, what happened was, we were talking about beating
the Hotaruchanians, when he kissed me, an' thinking he was gonna act the
way he always did, I hit him with my BACO . . . but he wasn't doing
anything this time.  Sorry, Dave-chan!"

"Peeerfect," Kane groaned.  "You think he's gonna be ok?"

"Yeah, I think so," she replied.  Her furry little friend jumped on
SCX's chest, but all he did was cough.  "I hit him a bit too hard, I
guess."

"First I can't break windows.  NOW my swordsman is out like . . . well,
I can't think of anything right now.  At least that horrible, SD'd
version of me is locked away forever."  Kane took out a cell phone and
placed it near his ear.  "I'm gonna have to call for re-inforcements . .
."

"Squirtle squirtle."

"Nani?!" MB screeched.  Kane looked to his right and saw the turtle from
the temple, still with his glasses on.

"You look familiar," he said.  As the tiny turtle came out of the
shadow, a bird-like creature followed him.

"Waark wark," Waark said, moving toward his master.

"It was an accident," MB said.  Squirtle started saying his name
repeatedly to Kane, who had no idea what was going on.

"I didn't expect a Pokemon and a chocobo to appear, but oh well," Kane
shrugged.  "MB, help me with Dave.  Let's put him on Waark here and see
if these two . . . things can help us out."

That's when the laugh occured again.  Sailor D'ni jumped for joy as her
computers were purged of all things Ami.

"Now that that's over with," Sailor Riven said, "I think it's time to
give those two factions what's coming to 'em."  She gave out a
manly-type laugh, which freak the hfil out of D'ni.

TBC?  Please let it be so . . .
-- 

David Graña - the Tuxedo Endymion
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