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From: overlord_tim@geocities.com
Subject: [OW!S] Borshk is surprisingly flavourful.
Date: 21 Mar 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Last time on OW!:
-No one is paying attention in #otakuwars! right now, so I can't ask.  ^_-;;
-The fact that no one is in there is really the only reason I'm actually doing
my return post so quickly.  ^_^;;;
-I whole lot of things happened to me in Russia that many of you have probably
already heard about and/or maybe don't really want to hear about.  ^_-;;  So
that will be a differant time I guess.  ^_^;;

Harold and AW stood outside Arty's watching a Pine Green Van quickly approach
from the distance.  The driver appeared to be a little under the influence of
a few differant types of alcoholic beverages.

With a screaching application of the breaks.  The van did a 180 degree spin
stop in front of the two Otaku Warriors.  Coughing at the large amounts of
kicked up dust, they watched as Raven opened the front door and stepped out.

AW could see that the driver hadn't BEEN drinking, he still was.  He passed
the bottle into the back to someone who couldn't be seen and turned up the
volume really loud as some Russian song came on.

"So how was the Russian therapy?"  Harold asked Raven.  He looked over at the
driver and tried to ask him to turn the volume down, but it didn't look like
anyone in the van could hear.

"Good news and Bad news."  Raven yelled over the radio.  "Gods, not this
song."  he said to himself shaking his head.

"What's the good news?"  AW asked as he took a couple steps away from the van
which was starting to bounce with the music, which made AW wonder just how
many people where in there.  "And where is Rooks?"

Before Raven could say however, the van door burst open.  Rooks jumped out,
holding the bottle of vodka high in the air.  "LIBA LEEB[1]!!!"  Rooks sang
along with the raido.  "LIBA ROCHESHE!!!  LIBA CORESA!	LIBA
LEEEEEEEEB!!!!!!!"  he yelled at the top of his lungs as he run up and gave
both AW and Harold a bear hug.	"HOW YOU GUYS DOIN?  C'MON SING ALONG!!" 
Rooks yelled in their faces as the driver turned up the volume even more and
stepped out of the van.  Beavis & Butthead then followed him out of the van,
and a slightly fat Kremlin official.

They are started to dance outside the car and sing allong.  "The good news
is," Raven continued as he glared at the dancing Russians, "Rooks has all his
memories back and he likes Minako again."

"The bad news?"  Harold asked as he tried to keep AW inbetween him and the
Kremlin official.

"He still likes Ami too.  He wanted to ask you some questions about double
factions AW."  Raven said.

"That's not so bad," AW said.  "Nothing wrong with a double faction.  Although
Ami...  The point is, we have our Rooks back."  AW looked over to see all the
Russians and Rooks in a circle with their hands on each other's shoulders.
They were hopping in time with the music, and slamming their head into the
person next to them's head with each time they landed, while still singing[2].
AW sweatdropped.

"LIBA LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" They all screamed at the
tops of their voices as the song eventually died off.

Rooks walked back over to AW and Harold with a stupid grin on his face. 
"Sorry about that, but that's just one of those songs you have to sing along
to you know?"  He stopped for a second to collect his thoughts and take a few
deep breaths.  "Oh yeah!  Let me introduce you!"  Rooks pointed at Beavis and
Butthead.  "Allow me to introduce you to the Russian dubs of Beavis and
Butthead.  They're amazingly popular in Russia at the moment."

"khe he khe khe.  Prevyet," Beavis said.

"Prevyet, sukeen seen," Butthead said snickering to Harold.  The two of them
walked off laughing and talking in Russian.

"You remember Yuri, my driver," Rooks said, pointing at Yuri.  Yuri nodded and
went to go start the van.  "And this Kremlin official was the same one that we
got to see on national television with two young women!" Rooks said slapping
the man on the back [3].  He blushed bringht red and muttered something to
himself.

Just then, another song came on the radio, all the Russians got back in the
van, and it sped off.  "Bye!" Rooks said waving.  "Don't drink the water and
whatnot!"  Rooks turned back to AW and Harold.	"You two should be the first
to know.  I'm forming a new faction.  It's the second ever dual faction,
unless one broke out while I was gone, and that would suck, because then it
would look like I'm just a copy-cat or something, anyway, I am creating the
Ami&Minakochanians[4].	What do you guys think?"

TBC

1.  Lyrics are grossly inaccurate.  It's all from memory, which is kinda
hazy. ^_^;; 2.	I really saw some folks doing a dance like this in Russia,
iirc, it was that same song they did it too also.  ^_^;; 3.  I don't know
about over in America.	But they showed the tape in the middle of Prime Time
a full minute of it or so.  And they didn't even use the censor bars.  ^_^;;
4.  In that order for alphabetical reasons only.  I swear.  ^_^;;

--
Eibra (There really is no place like home).

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