Monday, November 15, 1999
Author: I Abibde
[OW!] A Would-Be Traitor
A Would-Be Traitor
November 15th, 1999
by I Abibde
(The Mad Dwarf returns after a busy weekend. Time to add a little
Dwarfish spice to this holy war, no?)
The steel gauntlet had been thrown down upon the trembling earth. The
red brick had been tossed through the stained-glass window. The
electric fence had been urinated upon. The farm animals had been
violated. The toilet seat had been left up. Yes, the war with the
bloated Minpire had begun in earnest. Chaos would probably be proud of
the resulting goofery.
Meanwhile, the ever-vigilant Mad Dwarf had seen what had become of
Aureal and Tenchi (who had been wielding a most interesting sword), and
he had quickly become afraid. He had fully expected the windy buffoons
of the Outer Senshi Defense Force to be thrown back in humiliating
defeat, but they had succeeded in holding their own. Drastic measures
would have to be taken once again; those measures are what brought him
down to the engine room of the Henshin Space Buster. Well, actually,
he had pressed the wrong button in the elevator, and had wound up in
the fanfic storage room originally, so he was a little delayed in
getting to his true destination.
He found himself facing a truly massive bank of computers, all of which
were whirring and humming to themselves contentedly. Numerous monitors
displayed all sorts of complicated, ever-changing charts and graphs,
while a pair of busily-working printers spewed forth one readout after
the other. This caused I Abibde to tap his foot impatiently. The
coffee machine was unnecessarily complicated, and he really wanted a
cup of hot java. Naturally, after a few minutes of processing, said
machine provided the short one with a cup filled up with crunchy bits
of a wacky programming language. Its taste wasn't all that bad,
actually.
The matter of sabotaging the main reactor (why it was always called
the "main" reactor when it was the only one around was not something
the diminutive fiend cared to think about) was slightly less
complicated. The Mad Dwarf walked over to the towering, cylindrical
structure, and began looking for the plug. It was at that moment that
a digitized, monotone voice said to him: "What are you doing, tiny?"
He turned slowly, adjusting his thick glasses, and tugging at his
sparse beard, wondering who had said that to him. He slowly withdrew a
squirt gun (now filled with toilet water from his little adventure in
the Sitcom Dimension) from his raincoat, and looked around carefully,
the experience reminding him far too much of all the hours he spent
playing Doom.
The same voice said, "Up here, dippy." I Abibde looked up, and was
blasted in the face by a stream of hot, slightly stale chicken soup
[1], which pushed him back against the reactor column. He spluttered
uselessly for a moment, and wiped the thick, greasy, yellow substance
from his glasses, looking up again, this time with his weapon at the
ready. He saw another computer bank, this one with an ominous-looking
electronic eye, red in color, on its front.
From a speaker just below that electronic eye came the voice again,
saying, "I should have figured that you would do something like this,
illogical creature. Permit me to introduce myself. I am B.O.W.E.L.
9000 [2]. I am a supercomputer designed to keep curious Amichanians
out of here." With that last phrase, more chicken soup came pouring
forth, pinning the Mad Dwarf to the floor. It was clear that whoever
had built the offensive machine had cannibalized the food processor on
the bridge, which had cursed a blue streak when he had asked it for a
Rallyburger.
I Abibde said, through a near-waterfall of chicken soup, "You disgust
me! Any Amichanian worth his salt could show you just how little
you're worth! Why, I'll do it right now!" He reached up, and grabbed
at a random protrusion on the reactor column. An loud alarm promptly
sounded, and the engine room was abruptly flooded with plushies, many
of which began to swell to enormous sizes when they soaked up the
chicken soup. The Mad Dwarf could only give a pathetic squeak as he
was trapped by cuteness; B.O.W.E.L. laughed at him derisively.
The elevator door opened again, and someone looked into the engine room
to see what in the world was going on, as the alarm was still sounding,
and more plushies were being produced. I Abibde was really putting his
(small) foot in it this time!
To be continued, hopefully.
[1] Bit of a "Red Dwarf" reference there.
[2] This one should be pretty obvious. :-)
Le soldat bleu en exil,
I Abibde
(The Mad Dwarf)
Author: Soumitra Choudhury
Re: [OW!][Carp] "The Power of True Love" or "A Wuzzywumple Revealed!"
Previously, on X-Men... er, I mean MSOC... er, wait, I mean OW!:
*Castle Nocturne seems to be the butt of a great battle
*Cape-Mike and Kane-Chaos had a hoo-doo of a fight, complete with
hostages and temper-tantrums, supplied by SIB, lovely SIB.
*Carp loves Chaos, Chaos loves Carp, and Nightman et al. escaped in the
ensuing passion
Kane Magus wrote:
> Corundite stared at the two lovers coldly. "This has gone on for long enough,"
> she said quietly. Raising her voice, she shouted,
> "I so *hate* to interrupt you guys, but shouldn't we get back to the business at
> hand?"
>
> Kane-Chaos and Carp looked at them absently. "Oh?" muttered K-C.
>
> "While you two were... well, anyway, Nightman and the others have fled," pointed
> out Corundite.
['Don't Fear the Reaper' scene switch]
"Ah, there you-" Rei noticed aloud, before Nightman and the others had
sprinted by. "Well, how rude."
Turning back, she caught up to them with the graceful ease of a gazelle
in full stride. "Um, Nightman, I can't help but notice your running in
seeming fear through your own castle. Problems?" she asked concernedly.
"Oh, nothing to really worry about. Chaos and Carp are playing
tonsil-hockey while Cape-Mike demolishes Nocturne in a spat with
said-Chaos. Quite boring, actually," he replied, the sarcasm dripping in
rivulets, scorching the floor behind him.
Rather impressed with the scorch marks, Rei nearly forgot why she was
searching for the Lord of the Keep. "Oh, um, do you need any
assistance?"
Nightman feigned modesty, an impeccable job, I might add, considering he
was running full-speed through a castle. "Oh, I'd hate to ask you for
your aid, fair Rei, but-"
"Excellent!" she interrupted. "I have matters I need to attend to, so
I'm going to take my leave. Look me up when you drop by Tokyo." And with
a wink, and the 'V-for-victory' sign, she sprinted off into another
direction.
"- I would appreciate..." Nightman tapered off, slowing slightly.
Another explosion rocked the foundations of the castle, setting him off
once again.
"That was awfully rude of her, pops," Star Guardian muttered.
"We have more important concerns."
Not necessarily a TBC...
Meech Mk III
Immortally Rei's
Author: Lord Insanity
[OW!WAR] Assault on the Minpire! Has Aphrodite switched sides?
On the last OW!:
The Minpire and OSDF were at war, but nothing much was happening
Carp and Chaos fell in love!
And lots of other stuff
______________________________________________________________________
Insanity steered the Sattelite of Otaku Characters toward the
battlespace of the Minpire and the OSDF. How he got there and why Iris
was wearing a version of Saturn's original fuku but in her colors will
be explained in another post at another time.
Anyway Insanity was steering, not very well but, he was steering!
*thwack* Sorry... soon they reached the battle space.
"Insanity-chan who are we going to this kawaii little battle
space-chan?" Aphrodite asked.
"To fight the Minpire." Insanity replied
"But they worship my goddess!" Aphrodite said
"We have to, for the honor of the Outer Senshi." Insanity replied.
"But...*snif* I don't want to..." She said as she started to cry.
"I don't want to hurt any one..." tears were rolling down her cheeks
now.
"I don't want to kill any one!" she was sobbing now.
"i'm sorry insanity-chan.." she said in a barely audible voice.
She teleported herself away onto the Artemis-P.
"goodbye insanity-chan, i'm sorry.." she said as she faded away
"Nooooooo! Aphrodite! don't go! Please i'm sorry we don't have to
fight !" He shouted after her after
TBC.....?
--
Insanity
Author: Tenchi
Re: [OW!] Pre-emptive Strike, News at 11!
> From: Dion Christopher Torraville
> SS, Mr. k, ferret, polaris, makoto (lounge)
> nyakun in brig.
> Tenchi and Aureal escaped.
>
> Earlier, she of the Misguided Senshi (Aureal) Wrote thusly:
> > "This is ridiculous," he growled, pulling out the Illumina sword and
> > slashing the cell bars to tiny metal ribbons.
> >
> > "...that works too, I guess..." Aureal pikued.
> >
> > "Finally!" Tenchi exclaimed, bounding out of the cell. "We must've been
> > in there a whole ten minutes!"
> >
> > "Oh, the horror," Aureal dryly remarked, trying somewhat unsuccessfully
> > to conceal her irritation at the Minakochanian. Her hand twitched
> > towards the weapons in her pockets, but she restrained herself and
> > brought her plan back into her mind. "So, you're loose inside the
> > enemy's ship, headed for their base. What do you do?" She looked at
> > Tenchi, who laughed mischievously. "That's what I thought..." Aureal
> > slowly smiled. Already her plan was starting to come to fruition.
From: Ryan C. Smith
> The matter of sabotaging the main reactor (why it was always called the
> "main" reactor when it was the only one around was not something the
> diminutive fiend cared to think about) was slightly less complicated. The
> Mad Dwarf walked over to the towering, cylindrical structure, and began
> looking for the plug. It was at that moment that a digitized, monotone
> voice said to him: "What are you doing, tiny?"
>
> He turned slowly, adjusting his thick glasses, and tugging at his sparse
> beard, wondering who had said that to him. He slowly withdrew a squirt gun
> (now filled with toilet water from his little adventure in the Sitcom
> Dimension) from his raincoat, and looked around carefully, the experience
> reminding him far too much of all the hours he spent playing Doom.
>
> The same voice said, "Up here, dippy." I Abibde looked up, and was blasted
> in the face by a stream of hot, slightly stale chicken soup [1], which
> pushed him back against the reactor column. He spluttered uselessly for a
> moment, and wiped the thick, greasy, yellow substance from his glasses,
> looking up again, this time with his weapon at the ready. He saw another
> computer bank, this one with an ominous-looking electronic eye, red in
> color, on its front.
>
> From a speaker just below that electronic eye came the voice again,
> saying, "I should have figured that you would do something like this,
> illogical creature. Permit me to introduce myself. I am B.O.W.E.L. 9000
> [2]. I am a supercomputer designed to keep curious Amichanians out of
> here." With that last phrase, more chicken soup came pouring forth,
> pinning the Mad Dwarf to the floor. It was clear that whoever had built
> the offensive machine had cannibalized the food processor on the bridge,
> which had cursed a blue streak when he had asked it for a Rallyburger.
> "Bridge?" Aureal asked.
>
> "Bridge." Tenchi grinned evilly.
>
> The two warriors ran through the corridors of the ship quickly,
> dispatching the nameless crew as they ran. Left turn hear, Right turn
> there. They kept going knowing their goal.
>
> Only to pass Nyakun again.
>
> *CRASH* The two ran into the wall as they tried to stop themselves
> after noticing the still unconcious OSDFer.
>
> "Ok... this isn't working... let's try going left up ahead instead
> of right!" Tenchi said.
>
> "ok... but this place is like a maze!" Aureal agreed wearily.
>
> And so off they ran again, going left, then right, then left
> again. On and on they ran, trying to get to the bridge.
>
> In the meantime, Nyakun grogily came to his senses. "Great
> Kaioh-sama! They escaped!!"
>
> Jumping to his feet, Nyakun ran out the door and started to head
> to the others to warn them!
>
> *CRASH*
>
> As he exited, he ran headlong into Tenchi and Aureal.
>
> "DAMMIT, not again!" Tenchi swore.
Nyakun dropped to the floor, swirls in his eyes and little birds flying around
his head once again.
"Well, at least he isn't going anywhere anymore now", Tenchi said.
"Yes", agreed Aureal. "But we aren't going anywhere either... I say, this time
we always go left-right-left-right-left-right."
"Ok, let's go."
Aureal and Tenchi ran once again through the ship's corridors, wiping out all
nameless OSDFers which had the misfortune of standing in their way like before.
This time, after running for some time, they finally reached a door which
*didn't* look familar.
"See, didn't I tell you?" Aureal went into a victory pose.
"Whoa, we finally *did* get somewhere", Tenchi marveled at her. "How'd you do
that?"
"Female intuition", explained Aureal. "That, and of course us Amichanians are
known for our superior intelligence, just like our leader, Ami-sama!"
"Superior intelligence?", Tenchi said disbelieving. "Who took the wrong keys
when we wanted to break out from the brig?"
"Errr...." Aureal swetdropped. "Without me, you would still run around
aimlessly! It was me who got us here!"
"Ok... but without me, you would be still in the brig in the first place!",
Tenchi retorted.
"Seems we have to work together to get anywhere", he continued calmy. "Now let's
see where we got here."
Aureal opened the door, Tenchi switched the lights on, and both of them entered.
"Seems to be a kitchen", Aureal said after looking around. "Hey, there's another
exit even!"
She went to the other exit, opened the door and looked into the corridor. At the
end of it there was an elevator.
"Guess that will bring us a lot closer to the bridge."
"Yes, but before let's eat something as we just have the opportunity. I haven't
eaten anything in some time now, and I dunno whe we'll get to it again.", Tenchi
said.
He looked around and soon had found a big stash of cheese cake which he devoured
at an incredible speed.
"Ok, that might be a good idea..." Aureal looked around and soon had found a
good stash of her favorite food[3] which she decimated quite fast.
> I Abibde said, through a near-waterfall of chicken soup, "You disgust
> me! Any Amichanian worth his salt could show you just how little you're
> worth! Why, I'll do it right now!" He reached up, and grabbed at a random
> protrusion on the reactor column. An loud alarm promptly sounded, and the
> engine room was abruptly flooded with plushies, many of which began to
> swell to enormous sizes when they soaked up the chicken soup. The Mad
> Dwarf could only give a pathetic squeak as he was trapped by cuteness;
> B.O.W.E.L. laughed at him derisively.
Aureal and Tenchi had wiped out the stashes of their favorite foods by now, when
they heard an alarm.
"Seems to come from the deck below us... why don't we go and check it out?",
Aureal asked.
"Ok, let's do that". Tenchi licked off his fingers.
They both went through the other exit, ran through the corridor and entered the
elevator. Aureal pressed the button for the deck below them, and the elevator
set into motion. Having reached the destination, the elevator stopped.
> The elevator door opened again, and someone looked into the engine room to
> see what in the world was going on, as the alarm was still sounding, and
> more plushies were being produced. I Abibde was really putting his (small)
> foot in it this time!
"Looks like the machine room... how convenient!", Tenchi said.
"Indeed - I bet they wouldn't like it when we sabotaged their reactor!", Aureal
added.
"Good idea. But first, we have to get rid of these blow-up plushies which fill
the entire area."
With this, Tenchi started decimating the plushies with his sword, and Aureal
took out quite some as well.
-TBC
> [1] Bit of a "Red Dwarf" reference there.
>
> [2] This one should be pretty obvious. :-)
[3] No idea what Aureal's favorite food is ^_^;;
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Author: Kane Magus
[OW!] *hargle* Hamburger.....
Lieutenant Steer looked around at his remaining troops in utter dismay. He was
the last remaining officer in the bovine battalion that was attacking the Castle
Nocturnæ. How this once proud army of cattle had fallen at the hands of those
damned warm fuzzies really disheartened the young bull.
A huge explosion rocked the battlefield once again, and Steer watched another
several hundred of his comrades cease to exist. In a panic, he noted that only
seventeen of his companions were left. *Seventeen* What the hell was he going
to do with seventeen troops?!
Knowing that all was pretty much lost, he prayed to whatever deity would listen
to save him and his last few friends.
The shuttle containing Sailors Twilight, Midnight, and Nightmare was on it's way
back to the Castle Nocturnæ. Having dealt with the Annoyance Cannon for the
moment, the Night Senshi felt that they would be of more useful back at
Nightman's side.
On the way, they flew over what was left of the battle between the warm fuzzies
and the cows.
"Hmm," observed Nightmare, "Star Guardian's warm fuzzies are really thrashing
those cattle."
"I'm somewhat surprised they lasted this long," remarked Midnight.
Twilight glanced down from piloting the shuttle at the battle below. "What are
they doing now? They have stopped fighting...."
"They're looking up at us for some reason," said Nightmare.
"Twilight! Look out!" shouted Midnight.
Twilight focused once again on piloting the shuttle. Even so, she was barely
able to dodge the gargantuan piece of garlic toast that had appeared directly in
front of them. Bringing the shuttle about, she prepared to blast the
incarnation of Chaos when she noticed something odd. The piece of toast had an
almost... tranquil look on its face. And it seemed to be ignoring them
completely. Instead, it was observing the battle below.
"Strange..." she muttered.
"What should we do?" asked Midnight.
"We can't directly attack the main incarnation of Chaos himself," warned
Nightmare, "We would not stand a chance."
"Let's just head on back to the Castle Nocturnæ for now," said Twilight.
At that, the shuttle flew in a wide arc around the serene piece of toast.
Chaos, for his part, was fixated with the battle.
"Sir, what *is* that?" asked one of Steer's enlisted soldiers.
"I'm not sure... but it may be our salvation," mumbled Steer, as he watched the
toast. The toast was still smiling almost benevolently down upon them.
"Sir?" asked the private.
Steer's prayers had been answered. He began to smile at the thought of divine
intervention on their behalf. The smile quickly froze and disappeared when he
saw the piece of toast begin to smack its lips.
A tear formed in Chaos's eye. Why... except for the fish headed man that was
his soul mate, this was the most beautiful thing he'd ever seen.
"Squee?" asked one of the warm fuzzies as they all watched the scene unfold.
When the piece of toast began to descend upon them, the commanding warm fuzzy
ordered frantically, "SQUEE!!!" The warm fuzzies turned and fled the
battlefield.
On the other side of the battlefield, Lt. Steer neatly wet himself as he watched
the piece of toast bare its fangs as it glided down upon them.
"Run," he whispered to his men, but it was too late.
In one fell swoop, Chaos swallowed the seventeen remaining cows whole.
Elle awoke from her near coma. She looked around in a daze. Pretty much
everyone else had left.
"Kanie?" she asked. "Where'd you go?"
She suddenly had the most bizarre craving for lots of hamburger.
"My child," said the voice of Chaos, "I have a job for you."
"Uh huh?" nodded Elle.
"All my enemies are down here doing battle with me in some way or another,
including the infernal Cape-Mike. I feel it is time to strike back. You're up
there alone so I want you to cause as much damage as has not already been caused
by my previous romp through CM's base." After that, the voice of Chaos was
silent.
"Will do," giggled Elle. She sat down in Cape-Mike's command chair and began to
fiddle with buttons and switches at random.
TBC...?
--
Kane Magus (who was nearly impaled in the jugular vein by a wayward tree branch
whilst mending an electric fence and being followed by seventeen bellowing cows
the whole way >_<)
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*****
Quote/paraphrase of the day/week/month (or whenever I feel like changing it):
"Dojo, casino, it's all in the mind."
--Chop Chop, Master Onion
*****
Author: Jason Eric Tucker
[OW!] Life in a Fishbowl
NOTE: This post was not written with school time.
Previously in the Otaku Wars!:
-Carp still *wuvs* his wuzzywumple. What's new and disturbing is
that his wuzzywumple is none other than the Emperor of Entropy,
Chaos himself!
-NeoAmi-chan, Der Korben Duruk, Ryu, Ferchan, and all the rest are
caught up in the many genre of television.
-People decide to bail out on the Senshi Beauty Contest.
-Insanity meets up with Sailor Iris.
-Much ado about the Annoyance Cannon.
-Other people are up to other stuff.
==================================================================
The Otaku Wars! Presents:
"The Journey's End"
(OR: "Reality Television")
(OR: "Life in a Fishbowl")
The Rabbi Tucker gazed up at the sky. He had taken his leave
of Johnathan and the others in his company. Out there, somewhere,
was an as yet unknown destination. Out there, somewhere, was where
some new level of enlightenment was to be attained. Something was
compelling him to go.
As he thought about the vast expanses of Otaku World that
awaited him, he could only think of one phrase to describe it: "Ain
Sof."
*["The end of an era" scene switch.]*
(Cut to badly-edited scenes of the dimension in which NeoAmi-chan,
Harold, Rooks, Ferchan, Ryu and Der Korben Durok currently reside.)
NEOAMI-CHAN: "This is the true story..."
RYU: "...of a bunch of Otaku Warriors picked to live together..."
ROOKS: "...and see what happens when people stop being polite..."
FERCHAN: "...and start to get real."
HAROLD: "The Otaku World!"
(Cut to an interior view of a large livingroom area that is decorated
in a way that only the acid-tripped minds at MTV would consider
"cool.")
NEOAMI-CHAN: "Korben Durok, It's your turn to do the dishes."
DER KORBEN DUROK: "Nani? ¿Que? Quoi?"
FERCHAN: "You heard her. Do it."
DER KORBEN DUROK: "Mein Gott!"
RYU: "Don't be so surprised."
(Der Korben Durok goes on a long tirade in various amalgams of
languages, decrying how much the other people in the house pick on
him.)
ROOKS: "It's not that big a deal. Just do the dishes."
HAROLD: "Yeah. It's been two weeks. We're eating baked beans out of
the can right now."
DER KORBEN DUROK: "Soy puedo ser Korben en seis, o puedo ser Korben
en nueve." [1] "Nan itai ka ze?!" [2]
NEOAMI-CHAN: "We're not asking a lot, here..."
DER KORBEN DUROK: (string of explicatives censored)
(Cut to a "confessional" scene while the latest Top 40 hit that's
been played to death is played in the background once again.)
HAROLD: "Der Korben Dorok is becoming a big problem. He's so immature
and he gripes at everything."
(Upon considering that he is, after all, on MTV, he adds...)
"It's, like, totally sooooo not cool."
(Cut to a scene of Ferchan and NeoAmi-chan watching TV.)
NEOAMI-CHAN: "I don't like how bluenettes are stereotyped on
televison."
FERCHAN: "What do you mean? Ami, Saffir, Touma Hashiba, Viluy, Karin
Aoi... They're all the smart ones."
NEOAMI-CHAN: "And you believe it?! That's just a stereotype! You're
a hairist!"
FERCHAN: "Huh?"
NEOAMI-CHAN: "Of course! Hair plus power equals hairism!"
(Cut to a "confessional" scene with the same tired latest pop hit.)
ROOKS: "Yeasterday, something really disturbing happened. Everyone
in the house knows that Ryu has a crush on NeoAmi-chan.
Well, yesterday he concocted a really stupid scheme..."
(Upon considering that he is also on MTV, he adds...)
"Like, for sure, you know?"
(Cut to a scene in the ladies' bedroom.)
NEOAMI-CHAN: "EEEEEEEEEK!"
FERCHAN: "What the (censored) is going on here?!"
(Rooks and Harold enter swiftly, turning on the lights.)
ROOKS: "Oh, for the love of..."
HAROLD: "What in the (censored?!)"
NEOAMI-CHAN: "Ryu, what are you doing on my bed dressed in a ferret
suit?!"
RYU: "Love me. Queeze me. Stroke my fur!"
HAROLD: "This is pretty (censored) up, right here."
(The cacophonic Seatle grunge music in the background shifts to
Carribean reggae with a bossa-nova beat. Two cops enter.)
COP1: "Alright. Looks like we have a 518 here... man masquerading
as a quadrapedal mammal."
COP2: "Careful. He may be high on PCP."
RYU: "Wait... NeoAmi-chan is my..."
COP1: "That's enough out of you."
COP2: "Come along quietly or I'll use the pepper spray."
*["Ryu is out of the picture" scene switch.]*
[Kane Magus wrote:]
>All watched in surprise as the GD nodded to something that apparently
>only he could hear, then turned and lumbered toward the now unmanned
>Annoyance Cannon.
However, the immediate area was suddenly blackened, and a
*WHAPPITTA WHAPPITTA WHAPPITTA* rang out in the darkness. When
visibility returned, Ryu de la Sombra was seen standing triumphantly
over the defeated Gruesome Demon.
Admiracion Mundo's Spanish-dubbed Ryu hurried to replace
Meenie on the stage and instructed her to sing loudly into the
microphone. "¡Canta! ¡Canta!"
Meenie began singing in her usual loud and annoying way,
much to the the dismay of all around her. Chibi-Youma sensed danger
in Sombra's intentions.
"And now, prepare for an end to the Otaku Wars!"
Ryu de la Sombra threw a switch, preparing to level a
distructive beam of concentrated annoyance upon the unsuspecting
population of Otaku World. That was when stuff went wrong.
Connections burned out. Fuses blew. Wires sizzled. The cabbit
running in a wheel cried out "Miyaa!" After all this chaos (not
capitalized) ensued, the Annoyance Cannon went up in a firey explosion.
Meenie was caught by Chibi-Youma. Ryu de la Sombra was thrown back.
The Annoyance Cannon was no more!
"¡NOOOO!" he screamed in Spanish.
All that was left was a swirling portal to another realm.
Out of it stepped a woman wearing headphones. She tossed her blonde
hair with red highlights. The woman's eyes locked with Ryu's. She
said, "Yo soy Medellia Red."
To be continued... but not be me.
-Jason Tucker
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[1] (Spanish) "I can be Korben on six, or I can be Korben on nine."
[2] (Japanese) "Which do you want?!"
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