Author: el Pegaso
Re: [OW!] Otaku no pinch! A new Warrior of Chaos is introduced! ;)
A quick patch job...gomen! > > Meanwhile, up in the Castle Nocturnę proper... > > Corundite wrote: > >> > > Star Guardian helped her father Nightman to his feet, and the two > > embraced again. Nightman glowed with an inner golden light. El Pegaso > > blinked a few times, clearing the glare of the white light from his > > eyes. > > > > "You know," Nightman pondered, "I'm starting to think that maybe I > > should never have gotten out of bed this morning..." > > > > "Maybe you just shouldn't get out of bed everrr again!!" A voice echoed > > out from the distance. > > > > "Eh?" The assembled various Otaku said, turning to face the door [4]. > > > > There was a cracking sound as the door (which was admittedly rather > > frail and affected with wood-rot) was kicked in by a thigh-high black > > leather boot with six-inch spiked heels. A female figure dressed > > entirely in black swung in on a whip wrapped around an overhead > > crossbeam to avoid the last of the Castlevania-esque poisoned spike > > traps underfoot. "I have come to conquerrr you all in the name of > > Chaos!!" She declared. > > > > Nightman, Star Guardian and El Pegaso whirled to look at her. She seemed > > to tower above them in her spiked heels, but in actuality she was rather > > short. She wore a black leather bathing-suit style getup with a long > > black cape, and carried a black whip. Her long, wavy hair was black, and > > her eyes were red. He wondered briefly if her sharp incisor teeth were > > the reason she talked with such a strange accent. Around her neck was a > > silver pendant in the shape of a piece of toast. The odd thing was, > > though, that somehow she looked very...familiar... > > > > "I am the ultimate Chaotic powerrr!" She declared, then blinked. > > "Otherrr than the masterr himself, of courrse," she added hastily. "I am > > CORRRUNDITE!!" > > > > Corundite cracked her whip and then pointed at them and dropped her > > mouth open impossibly wide, in a V-like shape. She laughed at them like > > thus: "OH-HOHOHOHOHOOO!" > > > > The collected Otaku sweatdropped. "Ah, lovely," whined the cowboy, "we got another contestant for 'worst evil laugh' award..." The newcomer Chaosian grrrrowled a bit and brandished her whip, ala Quistis Trepe. eP quit laughing, and started weakly laughing to cover it up. "But it was different...you may have a future..." "My hero..." sighed SG, to the cringing eP. "Frankly," spoke Nightman to his dear daughter, holding him up, "I don't know what you see in him..." eP glanced behind him, then at the would be attacker. "Ok." He stood straight and tall, and stood in front of Hoshi-chan, facing the dark lady. "I've had about all I can take of this Chaos stuff." With fierce determination in his green eyes, he reached down and quickly said a prayer to Mako, as he pushed a button on his boot. "Please let this finally work...please?" Technology surrounded him in a flurry of wires and metal, encasing him in a battle suit reminding one of a Destroyer Droid meets the Lost in Space robot. "Yeee haw! It's clobberin time!" Corundite glared with animalistic red eyes. Then grinned. "Hit me, Misterrrr...Hitt me with all you have gott therrre..." She whipped her bullwhip in reply to eP's transformation. Nightman lurched as best he could towards eP. "Don't do it!" eP looked back, in half metallic form and winked. "Don't sweat it, pops, I got it covered..." He flashed a quick grin at Star before swivelling around. "I was kinda saving these for later...but...well..." a few pipes rounded around as a square-looking piece of toaster pastry entered the jettison tubes of the Killbot 3000 powersuit. "Hoshi and I will not get a moments rest if we have to fight the likes of you forever!" eP's eye sensor lined up his grinning target. > > Then, from outside the the newly kicked in door, a voice screamed, > "CHAAAOOOOSSS!!!" > > A fresh round of sweatdrops made an appearance as Kane-Chaos stalked into > the room, glaring daggers at all present, especially the new Chaos-avatar. *FoooooooOOOOM!* The piece of breakfast food shot over Corundite's head and inbedded itself in a nearbye column. "Smeg! I missed the shot!" shouted eP, trying hard to stabilize for another shot. "Pop Tart?" asked Star Guardian. "Pop Tart!" yelled an enraged Nightman. "What WERE you planning on doing with my Daughter?!" "Well..." eP sweatdropped. His powersuit, being a very bad design, decided to collapse at that point, resulting in another chorus of profanity. Kane, the newly revived and angered Avatar of Evil ran into the scene... Kane wrote: > > > >Then, from outside the the newly kicked in door, a voice screamed, > >"CHAAAOOOOSSS!!!" > > Corundite again: > >A fresh round of sweatdrops made an appearance as Kane-Chaos stalked into > >the room, glaring daggers at all present, especially the new Chaos-avatar. > > > > Corundite's jaw froze in V-shape for a moment, then she immediately regained > her composure. She flipped the end of her whip around in a forced nonchalant > manner. > > "It's so verrry good of you to join us, Kane. I've been waiting forrr you to > show up forrr ages," she said with a bored sigh. > > Several daggers actually fell out of Kane-Chaos' eyes, which was certainly > not a good sign. Nightman, Star Guardian and El Pegaso exchanged a look and > began to surreptitiously inch towards the door. > > "Gee!!" Kane-Chaos shouted, "I wonder what could have taken me so long?? > Maybe it's because you PUSHED ME DOWN A PIT??" The air around him started to > swirl and turn dark. > > Corundite smiled and covered her mouth with the back of her hand. "You've > got a vein sticking out on yourrr forrehead, Kane. You rrreally should trrry > to keep an eye on yourrr blood prressurre..." > > "YEEEAAAARRRGGHHH!!!" Kane-Chaos screamed, launching himself at his > black-clad tormentor as rainbow-colored lightning sprang out around him. > > Nightman took the opportunity to grab Star Guardian by the elbow and make a > desperate dive for the door. > > "Grreh..." was all that Corundite managed to get out before Kane-Chaos had > lifted her off the ground by her neck and slammed her against the wall. > > "MWA-HAHAHHAAAA!!" A voice echoed suddenly in both of their minds. They > froze, Corundite still several inches above the ground. > > "Masterrr?" Corundite half-gasped, half-mouthed. Kane-Chaos raised an > eyebrow at this...wasn't Chaos making himself at home and messing up the > furniture in her mind too? > > "As amusing as this little match of wills is," Chaos told them, "I think > you're both neglecting one important fact." > > Corundite's eyebrow raised to match Kane's. Both of their heads turned > suddenly to the ruins of the door they had taken turns smashing through. > > "They're getting away." As they spoke...they found themselves face to face with a very large detonation...green smoke everywhere. Only one person could have done this...and believe you me, the explosion was the least of these two people's worries... TBC Mike. ^_^ -- Nathan Bashore, author of el Pegaso... 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Author: Dion Torraville
[OW!] Pre-emptive Strike, News at 11!
He of the Artemesian Warrior Wrote thusly: > "Are you saying for the record that you want to skin him alive?" > > "Nah" chuckled TD. "Just want to shave him and humiliate him. It's a > common fate for enemies of the glorious Minpire." > > And so, propellers spinning, the Spice Caravan carried the two friends > on towards those ODSF'ers, and destiny. > > On the way, they stopped for Ice Cream. "Mmm... Chocolate mint." Tuxedo Dionysus hargled. "Mmmm... Mississippi Mud..." the Artemesian Warrior agreed. "Let's get an update on Minakochanian News." TD commented as he turned on the little monitor. A typical news broadcast showed up with it's natural host, Skuld, seated in the chair with a bunch of papers in her hands. TD and AW pikued. "Good afternoon and hi from the staff of Minakochanian News," The bright young genius of Minakochanian devices began her newscast, "First off, after a month of repairs, the Artemis-P Space Station has completed repairs to the external hull and drained the flooding caused by a plan of the NC-Janitor to take over the No-Faction Resort." "Woohoo!" AW shouted "We have returned to Station Mode and left the general area of the Io-Omega after hearing about our ally Cape-Mike's divorce. Despite our current strategic alliance, the poor bloke might just become violent enough to try to kick our ass. While normally we wouldn't mind such a petty disturbance *coughs* other developments later in this broadcast has made this a wise choice." "In other news, Tenchi, Veechanian, and loyal Minpirian, was captured by the OSDF on the Red Otaku. On the scene, we have our faithful minakochanian lead reporter.." A window showed up on the top left hand corner showing the MHR standing formally. "Thank you, Skuld-sama. I'm here in the brig of the Red Otaku where we were unfortunately unable to reach Tenchi for comment. However, with me now is Nyagachillios, OSDF veteran who guards the prisoners of war here." "Nyagachillios" he turned to the OSDFer and bent down, "We were expecting to be allowed to talk to the prisoners here, is there a reason why we are unable to reach him for comments on his living conditions?" "...." the unconcious OSDF replied. "There you have it all, the proud OSDFer has refused to comment, we can only hope they aren't torturing the innocents. Back to you Skuld-sama!" "Thank you MHR." She replied and turned back to the screen. "It was noted that the Red Otaku was in space heading towards the HSB." AW and TD looked at each other in shock, and TD grabbed the radio. "Brutus, you watching the news?" "Yep. Starflower and myself are already on the case." "In other news, the OSDF have declared that they no longer wish to exist!" *gasps* "That's right, earlier this week, they declared war on the Glorious Minpire." TD snickered and nodded. "Finally, two criminals are at large and a reward is offered to any who apprehend them and return them to the Artemis-P Space Station alive for torture." "Eh?" AW pikued as mug shots of himself and TD showed up behind her. "Tuxedo Dionysus and the Artemesian Warrior are wanted for the unforgivable crime of failing to deliver the promised Ice Cream Shipment from months ago, and going out for ice cream without inviting their favorite goddess! They are expected to be Stupid and Extremely Dense! Be warned!" "WTH?" TD yelped at the screen. "You heard me Dionysus!" Skuld shouted back and reached out of the view screen to strangle him. "YOU PROMISED ME ICE CREAM DAMMIT AND I WANT IT NOW!!!" "can't....breeze..." TD gasped for air, motioning to AW to get the angry goddess off his windpipe. AW dropped what he was doing and struggled with the 12-year old's vice grip, managing to help lessen it somewhat. Unfortunately what he dropped was the steering wheel, causing the Spice Caravan to run...er fly off the road, over a cliff. Over and over it rolled getting kinda banged up, yet still he couldn't pull the goddess off. "Finally, they came to a stop, and TD croaked "I bring.... ice cream.... back with me...." "You promise?" TD nodded as fast as he could, and the hands released, going back into the monitor. "Don't forget to bring lots!" Skuld giggled, and the monitor turned off. "AW! To the nearest Baskin Robins, and for GODS SAKE MAN HURRY!!" < Persuasion, is better than force... - Scene Switch > WOOOSH! Two Artemis Class Minakochanian Guardians soared through space directly towards the Red Otaku. "Tenchi's in there." Brutus said over the intercom to Starflower, who piloted the other craft. "There's no telling what will happen to him if we let them get to the Henshin Space Buster, let's go!" Star Flower radioed back, and both began their attack. Inside the Red Otaku, SuperSteve, Mr. K, Sailor Polaris, The Ferret, and Makoto fell over as blasts along the hull rocked the ship. "What the heck?" Polaris shouted. "I dunno what that was, but I hope it happens again!" The Ferret said from beneath Makoto's talent. "Looks like we're under attack." SuperSteve said, looking out the side. "And from the looks of it, it's Minakochanians." "What makes you say that?" "Well, the spray-painted 'Minako R rox' along the side of the ships are a pretty good indication..." Mr. K sweatdropped. Sailor Polaris radioed the bridge, "Launch the Doggie Biscuits!" Outside. "ACK!" Brutus shouted as his Guardian collided headfirst with a doggie biscuit the size of a small house. StarFlower transformed into Battloid mode just in time to land safely and jump to the side. Although full of dents, Brutus managed to get his Guardian to do the same shortly after. "Looks like the Ditz Cannons aren't having much affect on the shielding." StarFlower observed, "Should we unleash the missiles?" "And summon an incarnation of -him-?" Brutus peered... "Eh, ok." SS, Mr. k, ferret, polaris, makoto (lounge) nyakun in brig. Tenchi/ aureal escaped. Earlier, she of the Misguided Senshi (Aureal) Wrote thusly: > "This is ridiculous," he growled, pulling out the Illumina sword and > slashing the cell bars to tiny metal ribbons. > > "...that works too, I guess..." Aureal pikued. > > "Finally!" Tenchi exclaimed, bounding out of the cell. "We must've been > in there a whole ten minutes!" > > "Oh, the horror," Aureal dryly remarked, trying somewhat unsuccessfully > to conceal her irritation at the Minakochanian. Her hand twitched > towards the weapons in her pockets, but she restrained herself and > brought her plan back into her mind. "So, you're loose inside the > enemy's ship, headed for their base. What do you do?" She looked at > Tenchi, who laughed mischievously. "That's what I thought..." Aureal > slowly smiled. Already her plan was starting to come to fruition. "Bridge?" Aureal asked. "Bridge." Tenchi grinned evilly. The two warriors ran through the corridors of the ship quickly, dispatching the nameless crew as they ran. Left turn hear, Right turn there. They kept going knowing their goal. Only to pass Nyakun again. *CRASH* The two ran into the wall as they tried to stop themselves after noticing the still unconcious OSDFer. "Ok... this isn't working... let's try going left up ahead instead of right!" Tenchi said. "ok... but this place is like a maze!" Aureal agreed wearily. And so off they ran again, going left, then right, then left again. On and on they ran, trying to get to the bridge. In the meantime, Nyakun grogily came to his senses. "Great Kaioh-sama! They escaped!!" Jumping to his feet, Nyakun ran out the door and started to head to the others to warn them! *CRASH* As he exited, he ran headlong into Tenchi and Aureal. "DAMMIT, not again!" Tenchi swore. Outside.... Brutus and Starflower dodged a last Doggie Biscuit and aimed at the ship. "Eat this." Brutus muttered, and they fired. The missiles collided with the hull and a Discontinuity Shockwave engulfed the ship. In the lounge... "What's happening!" Mr. K jumped in alarm, as things in the room seemed to do a funky wavy effect. "Aaah, Discontinuity." A new voice chuckled behind them. "How long will it be before all the Wars! yield to such a state..." Turning around to look at the new comer, they all gasped at the brown-haired man in the brown coveralls and black baseball hat floating above the bar. "NC-Janitor!" Polaris growled and launched herself at the otaku, only to grab air as he vanished. "Neit..." the man corrected from a pool table. "He's harmless. I'm his brother... DC-Janitor!" Everyone gasped as the lights went out, and tacts appeared under their feet. =) TBC? -- Tuxedo Dionysus
Author: T-Chan
[OW!] Chaos Witch Project, chapter 2
>>Just then, SD-KM appears before them and sits on the brim of T-Chan's hat. >>"Whazzup guys? you look like you've just seen a ghost!" >>The two Otaku relate their experience to the pint-sized powerhouse. >>SD-KM screams, "The terror! The terror of it all!!!!!!!!" >>TuxZ sweatdrops. >>SD-KM looks around slowly before turning on a flashlight infront of his face. >>"Did you know this temple is haunted? The evil Chaos Witch is said to live in >>these corridors, attacking any Otaku who wanders in." >>T-Chan sweats profusely. "C-C-Chaos W-W-Whitch?" >>"Yup," says SD-KM, "and you boys seem to be it's next target! Tell ya what, >>I'll just scout up ahead, and make sure it's safe." >>With that, SD-KM moves at lightspeed, and the two scared Otaku are left alone >>in the corridors. T-Chan and TuxZ, in an effort to find out more about this 'Chaos' that everyone keeps talking about, decide to use T-Chan's summoning ability, which, being magnified by the Staff of Raiden, manages to breakthrough the spell conjured to prohibit summoning. A small whirling portal appears above them and out falls Ian Malcolm, esteemed mathematician and supporter of the Chaos Theory. [1] The two ask Malcolm to give them the basics about Chaos. After a very long, boring, school-like lecture about fractals, nonlinear equations, and other big words that neither Otaku understood, Ian Malcolm looks to his half-asleep students. "So, ah... what is with the, ah.. interest in Chaos?" T-Chan explains to Malcolm that Chaos has taken over Otakuworld, and has possessed their friend Kane, and they wish to free him. Malcolm doesn't quite understand what T-Chan is talking about, mostly because T-Chan is talking in MicroMachinese. [2] Tuxedo Zorro is about to speak, when Malcolm hushes him and the three listen. T-Chan morphs into Ross Perot to hear even better. In the distant corridor, they hear the sound of claws hitting concrete, and a deep growling noise. Malcolm's heart beats rapidly in his chest, echoed by the odd properties existing in Otakuworld. He looks to his odd students and quietly says, with command in his voice, "Run... now..." The three tear down more corridors, and as Malcolm, the non- Otaku, looks behind him, he sees what is chasing them isn't a dinosaur or a witch, but a hulking blue creature with dripping fangs and massive arms and legs, growling menacingly as it chases them. Malcolm freaks out and trips, hitting the ground hard. T-Chan hears the thud and looks behind him and sees his old "pal," the Gruesome Demon. "So he's back, too." T-Chan smiles and calls a halt to the flock of Otaku evading a predator. The Gruesome Demon, about to eat Ian Malcolm. It is puzzled when it notices two Otaku walking up to it. T-Chan hugs the Gruesome Demon "Hey Ugly! Long time-no see!" This show of affection enrages the Demon. Tuxedo Zorro manifests the Excalibud sword and the two Otaku playfully battle the Demon Otaku as Ian Malcolm stares in disbelief. He shakes his head and says, "This world is, ah.. the essence of chaos!" Not long into the battle, the Gruesome Demon punches a hole in the wall as T-Chan jumps and holds his jump midair and releases a flurry of kicks to the Demon's head. Tuxedo Zorro slows time to a near standstill as the Gruesome Demon releases an energy blast composed of chaotic hellfire, a previously unknown power of the Demon. Tuxedo Zorro notices the blast has destroyed a wall and exposed an elevator to the main hall of the Castle. TuxZ signals to T-Chan that it's time to stop the fight and get on with life. T-Chan agrees and whips out an Otakuball [3] especially made to imprison the Gruesome Demon. The Gruesome Demon is trapped in a glowing purple light and soon is stuck in a little nexus. "That should hold it until we need it for something." T-Chan, TuxZ, and Ian Malcolm head for the elevator, determined to do something about the chaos. TBC... take it away, Kane! [1] Ian Malcolm is the mathematician in Jurassic Park and The Lost World, portrayed by Jeff Goldblum. [2] MicroMachinese: anyone who talks superfast, yet kinda sorta understandable, as in the gentleman in the MicroMachine commercials. [3] A pokeball-like object used in a story arc that T-Chan was involved in before his 'vacation' T-Chan --- Not a bad post for 5:27am in the morning... >_<;;;
Author: Leloni Bunny
[OW!] ---A bit of catching up
"Well, since Chaos has been temperarily defeated, I think I'll go freshen up a bit," said Leloni Bunny. Things were so slow anyway that no one really noticed her leaving. However, everyone was soon wide awake. An ear-splitting screech shook the entire Io-Omega within its orbit. It resounded through the skies. It even echoed into the rotting ears of those NO long since dead to this world. It was even enough to cause the chibi girl Meenie to wince at the shrillness. "Now what?" wondered Farix as the rabbit stormed back onto the bridge. "Someone," she began. Her tone dripped with a bloodthirsty rage. "Has COMPLETELY ***RUINED*** my room!" By this time, Jarlad had come back from his little land of the passed out sun and was munching on some popcorn with Farix, MB and TCX. He nearly choked on a kernel when he heard Leloni speak. Trying to be discrete, Jarlad made a mad dash for the first door he could get to. Of course, being half-drunk he had all the discreteness of a train barreling through a library. As he reached for the door, he thought he was home free. This opinion was snuffed out as two lavender paws clamped themselves around his throat. Jarlad's gaze was forcibly turned to stare into two emerald colored eyes that seemed to glow with anger. He could feel his windpipe being tightened. Surprisingly, Leloni spoke in a very calm voice. "Judging by the way you're trying to make a sudden exit, I'm going to assume that you know something about this. Am I correct?" "No, no!" Jarlad protested while trying to hang onto what little air he still had coming in. "I was just heading for the bathroom. You have no idea what wine does to the digestive tract. When Nature calls, I have to answer quick!" Leloni ignored him. "I'm also going to assume you know something about this because *YOU* did it!" The strangle hold on Jarlad's neck tightened. Yet he still managed to cry out, "Kane did it! It was all Kane's idea! All I did was make that cool video. I swear!" "Video?" asked the bunny. An NO crew member was quick to speak up. "Trust me Leloni-san, you don't want to know." Jarlad felt the flow of oxygen return to him fully as Leloni released his neck. He landed on the floor with a small 'oof'. A streak of lavender lightning light across the bridge. Kane knew he wad in big trouble. Yet he still managed to get out one sarcastic comment before Leloni nailed him. "Way to hold up under pressure, 'partner'." "YOU are in sooo much trouble. I'm gonna-Yikes!" Leloni dropped Kane Mangus like he was a live wire. She drew back a few steps. "Naniyo?" Farix asked. "Chaos is not here," Leloni said. Her eyes lost the look of rage only to show confusion. "That's right, we defeated him. Remember?" Farix reminded her. "No, I mean.... Chaos is not here.... he's not... he wasn't in this man," the bunny said. "How do you know?" asked MB. Leloni shook her head. "I-I dunno. when I touched him, I got this weird shock and just *knew*." Farix walked over. He got a good look at Kane. Then suddenly he slapped his forehead. "Oh geez! How could I be so baka? This isn't Kane Magus. It's his dumb brother Kane Mangus." "His who-what?" "But how did he-" Farix cut himself off. he pulled out a small remote and pushed the pause button. Then he pressed rewind until he found a certain point in time. (Farix wrote awhile back) >"Yes, hide you fools. Now it's time to demonstrate the full power of chaos >and bring the Wars! to an end. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Chaos >cackled gleefully before... > >KAAAAAAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!! > >Chaos, or more accurately the Chaotically possessed Kane Mangus, exploded in >a huge ball of human flames. Two nameless otaku, who happened to be far to >close when Chaos/Kane exploded, where quickly incinerated by the fireball. > >"By Makoto!!" exclaimed Cape-Mike as he stared at the fireball in complete >disbelief and awe. > >"Interested what a couple of thermal detonators baked into a cake can do," >replied Farix. > >The fireball dissipated into nothingness, all that was left of Kane Mangus >was a neatly stacked pile of ash. "You killed him. I mean really KILLED >him," Cape-Mike stated, still in awe and disbelief. "Aren't we suppose to be >doomed now?" > >"He's not dead, just temporarily without a body," assured Farix. "Didn't you >know that you can never truly kill an Author Avatar?" he continued as Leloni >swept up the pile of ash and placed it into a mixing bowl. She added other >ingredients such as two eggs, flower, sugar, some fruit and spices before >handing it off to Farix for mixing. >After giving it a few swirls with a mixing spoon, Farix dumped the mixed >contents into a cake pan then Leloni took the cake pan and placed in >into a preheated oven, waited a few seconds until a timer dinged, then >pulled out.... > >Kane Mangus?!? "D'oh! My stupid author gave Chaos the cnace to escape." Farix fast-forwarded to the present time. "Who knows where the real Kane Magus could be." "I know how to find out," grinned the lavender rabbit. she glared down at the simple-minded Kane. "Tell me where Kane Magus went or I'll-" "You'll what? Kill me? If you kill me, Chaos wins." Kane knew he was chancing fate by daring Leloni to kill him. But he was really hoping that Leloni was a sucker for a bluff. The bunny merely shook her head. "Technically, no he wouldn't. You may be a Named Otaku, but you're also a mere 'side kick', a second-rate sort of character. Since you're not an author aviator, it doesn't matter if you die or not." Kane gulped. He feared his last hour was near. "Don't I even get a last request?" he asked. "Baka!" snapped Leloni. "I don't believe in taking a life--not even an NO's." A sigh of relief escaped Kane's lips. Leloni lowered herself down to his eye level. The two were face to face. "Besides, why kill you when it's so much more fun to TORTURE you instead." "Eep!" squeaked Kane Mangus as he was plucked from the ground and dragged off. (When company drops by unexpectedly, don't get frustrated! Get revenge! Yes, simply pick up a box of our yummy Salmonella brand Cupcakes. We guarantee they won't be dropping by unexpectedly again. In fact, they won't be doing much of anything again. scene switch) "NO! No!!! Please stop it! The horror!!! THE HORROR!!" The once imposter Magus twitched with the agony of a man possessed. In fact he was possessed --by pain! His mangled twisted form lay in the corner, shaking at the terror he was being forced to endure. Even Farix was beginning to feel sorry for him. "Sheesh Leloni, don't you think being trapped in a room with a mile high tv and surround sound that's playing nothing but 'The Nanny' for 17 hours is a bit much?" "No," replied the bunny. "Not until he tells me where Chaos went." Suddenly, Kane's voice cut through the sound proof walls. (At least, they were *supposed* to be sound proof. Guess someone skimped a bit on building materials.) "NOOO!!!!1 NOOO!!!1 NOT THE EPISODE WHERE SHE SINGS RAP!!! PLEASE, TURN IT OFF! IN THE NAME OF HUMANITY HAVE MERCY!!!" Leloni picked up a microphone. "Will you tell us where Chaos went?" "YES, YES!! **ANYTHING** JUST TURN IT OFF!" Kane hollored. He sighed with relief as a small 'click' released him from his torment. "Now, where is he?" Leloni's voice echoed through the speakers. "He went to Castle Nocturne. Something about visiting Nightman. That's all I know!" The bunny gasped. "Oh no! We'd better warn Nightman-san. Who knows what Chaos could do to him." So saying, she flicked on her communicator. "Nightman-san, Nightman-san. Can you hear me?" A slightly out-of-breath voice answered, "Yeah, LB, I hear you. What's up?" "Chaos is on his way to your castle. You'd better make sure that defense net of yours works," Leloni explained. A collective piku echoed through the communicator. "No kidding?" was the sarcastic reply. "Gee, and here I thought those people on the roof were just overenthusiastic fans." "You mean...He's already there?" asked Leloni. A huge sweatdrop nearly drenched her brow. "You'd better learn to read your newsgroups more, bunny. He's been here for awhile. He, SIB and CM are going at it over here," said Nightman. "Hmm, so that's where CM disappeared to," Leloni mused. "Anyway, you'd better get over here. Kane's gone nuts and who knows what CM will do in his current state of mind," Nightman continued. "His what?" the bunny asked. Farix raised an eyebrow. "You didn't hear? SIB divorced CM." "Yeek, poor sensei! Don't worry Nightman-san, I'm on my way." Leloni grabbed Farix's arm and dragged him towards the teleportation room. "Come on, we've got work to do!" "HEY! I'm not a Seventh Sense warrior! What are you dragging *me* back there for?" Farix yelped. "You're an Usagichanian on a Makochanian ship. I leave *you* here and all our food will be gone in a matter of hours," Leloni told him. "What about those other guys? They could clean you out just as well," Farix protested. "I doubt it," the bunny said. "Kane's stuck in that room. MB and TCX are in idleland. So I'm not gonna gonna lose any sleep over them. Besides, Zeuz and Digger are still around." The duo smashed through the door of the transport room about then. Leloni quickly set their coordinates and they were off to Nightman's castle. (Beam me up, Scotty! Scene switch) As the green light faded, the duo took in their surroundings. Off to one side stood Nightman's castle. To the other side stood a bit of landscape surprisingly lush for a war-torn world. In front of them stood a chibi youma who was busy absorbing a massive amount of energy from the castle. Nearby a pink haired child and a man in a tux watched him. Farix blinked. "I think we missed our destination --Hey!" He was caught slightly off-guard as Leloni leapt into his arms. "No, not you again!" she cried, starring right at Meenie. "I thought you left with Bug. Be gone you little sugar ridden offspring of Usagi." "Excuse me? I think you have me mistaken for someone else," said Meenie, turning around. All present writhered in pain at her voice. "My name is Meenie. I'm-" "Please, stop talking!" Farix winced. "I'll do the introductions. Leloni, that's not Chibiusa, that's Meenie. The youma over there is Chibi Youma and over there is -" "Tuxedo Kamen Mask," interrupted TK|M. He glared at Leloni. "At last we meet, Leloni Bunny." TBC? Leloni Bunny
Author: Kane Magus
Re: [OW!] ---A bit of catching up