Author: RockMan X
Re: [OW!] Further dealings of the lounge lizards
kern@grinnell.edu (Chris Kern) wrote: >But in the engine room, things were worse. The electricity had a most >unfortunate effect on the engine, causing sparks to fly. The entire >Red Otaku shuddered, and the engines began to fail. >RMX saw this on a viewscreen from the HSB. "Nic-chan, what's >happening?" he said. Unfortunately the snake Nic-chan could not >respond. "The engines aren't going to hold up, it seems," RMX noted, judging from the smoke that was being emitted from the airlock that was slowly opening (see I Abidbe's latest post). "You'd better hurry, dear," he said. ********** The B.O.W.E.L. 9000 was on fire, partially caused by the combination of damage from the Illumina Sword (aforementioned dwarf's post), Nic-chan being smashed into it (Tenchi's last post) and now the electrical surge from the Supreme Thunder. Nic-chan-hebi (snake) lunged at Tenchi and Aureal a few more times before changing forms again. Being a snake didn't get her anywhere, and the smoke was also getting to her. Quickly, she ran over to the fire and changed into concentrated carbon dioxide to put it out. After a few minutes, the fire eventually died out, and the smoke finished getting sucked out of the airlock. Nic-chan then changed back to human form looking sunburnt and coughed a bit. "Well, even if the engines aren't working, we'll still get to the HSB. We're almost in range of its gravitational field anyway, and there's nothing outside to stop us from drifting towards it. Physics, and all that." With that, she turned transparent and floated through the hull of the Red Otaku. "Well, what are we going to do?" Aureal asked Tenchi. Tenchi shrugged a bit, then felt something biting his rear end. He turned around and saw Nic-chan's head poke through the floor and her arm morphed into a sharp sword blade. "It's rude to poke people in their ass, you know," she said, while Tenchi was jumping around holding his... well, you know. ********** Nic-chan found herself looking in the lounge from the ceiling where the Mr. K doll was wreaking havoc and being chased by the ferret, the original Mr, K, and Sailor Jupiter. "Not that thing again," she muttered as she intentionally fell through and drove an iron knee into the head of the doll. "Uh.. thanks," Jupiter said. "You shouldn't be tossing electricity in enclosed places like that, y'know," Nic-chan said with a couple of sweatdrops. "The engine got fried because of it." "I didn't *mean* to!" she said, somewhat hurt. "It was sort of instinctive...." "Well, no *real* harm done," Nic-chan said. "We should be able to drift over to the HSB and get repairs." Indeed, the Red Otaku was rather close to the HSB now, relatively speaking. "Anyway, I'm going back, I'll see you there." With that, she flew through the hull and travelled back to the space station. ********** From one of the many docking bays on the Henshin Space Buster, RMX saw the Red Otaku approach, albeit rather slowly. "It's almost in range now..." His musing was cut short by a pair of gloved arms encircling his neck. "Iii~'m back," a sing-song voice whispered in his ear. He turned around to see Nic-chan, in (of all things), a navy blue Saturn-style fuku. "What'cha think?" she asked, giving a twirl. RMX said nothing and concentrated on not fainting from a nosebleed. "You l-look great," he stuttered, not wanting to avert his eyes since he liked what he saw. "Wow, I'm surprised you didn't fall out from this," she grinned and hugged him again. "I suppose I'm getting a tolerance from this sort of thing," he smiled back, then kissed her. TBC, surely. -RockMan X
Author: A,A,M&K
[OW!] The Shuffle For Saturn Sumpremacy!
On 11 Nov 1999 23:02:40 GMT, jlennon910@aol.com.Saturn (Sailor Dni) wrote: > "I'm fine." She laughed, and grabbed Gehn's hand. "Come on, Dork > Boy, let's go home." They walked out of the Library together, got > into Shorah's car, and drove back to the HBC. But, when they got home... "So," said Gehn, "what exactly are you going to do with the Fujiirozuishou once you find it?" "Well, Saturn-sama said to--" Shorah stopped as an ofuda attached itself to her head. "Wha-ack! What's this thing!?" She pulled it off and read what was written on it. "Meet me in the training room at 3:30. We have things to discuss. Oh, and if there's time, pick up some Ben & Jerry's too. We're out. Signed, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Hyperion." "But... how did she manage to fit all that on an ofuda?" Shorah wondered.After picking up the ice cream, the now-henshined D'ni and Riven stepped into the training room. Standing there now was Sailor Hyperion. "Hyperion..." said D'ni. "Why did you ask us to come? It's not very befitting of a faction member to demand things from her leader..." "Exactly what I wanted to talk to you about," retorted Hyperion. "Sailor D'ni, although you've shown spurts of ability in the past, overall, your record is horrible, and if it were not for NC-Aureal, we would never have gotten out of NC-Otaku World alive. We need a new leader, and since no one else will..." she pointed her scythe toward the two... "Sailor D'ni, I challenge you for leadership of the Hotaruchanians!" Andrew "NO .SIG MAN" "Juan" Perron, what do you think? A bit abrupt?
Author: Soumitra Choudhury
Re: [OW!] The Plot Revealed or Ramblings of a Starving Otaku?
Farix wrote: [snip] > > Posing idol-like, the elf girl responded. "I'm Syn, and you freed me to > > the world, for which I thank you profusely!" She grinned a dimpled grin > > that made Farix's knees weak. > > Feeew. It's not Akeana Elfid ^_^;; Syn assumed a thoughtful expression. "That's not the first time I've heard that name. What is he, the Anti-Pluto or something?" ^_^ >> > > "Anyway, it doesn't matter. All that DOES matter is that this sweet, > > delectable man," Syn cooed, running a hand over Farix's chest, "let me > > get out and about by saying the magic words." > > > > "The magic words?" > > > > "Yes. He said 'if Chaos wins, he wins and the wars end. But what > > everyone hasn't realize is, if he looses, he still wins and the wars > > end.' He's the only one, so far, who's hit the nail with the hammer, and > > that's why I'm here." > > > > "Why?" > > > > "Why what?" > > > > "Why are you here?" > > > > Syn groaned. "Didn't you hear what I just said? I'm hear to help you > > ignore Chaos so you can continue the Otaku Wars!" > > "Can't...ignore....can't.....fight....must.....re..mem..ber..." Farix > finally gasp before passing out with a slight nosebleed from the > overwhelming shock of affection that had just assaulted his senses. Leloni Bunny and Syn peered down at the unconscious Farix. "Does this happen often?" the elf inquired, mildly disgusted by the bleeding nose. "This is new to you?" Bunny favored Syn with a dubious look. "What?" "You were flirting with him. What exactly did you expect?" Syn look aghast. "I was not! I... was expressing my gratitude." She peered down again. "You don't suppose he needs CPR or something, do you?" Leloni Bunny threw her hands up in resignation and walked away, mumbling about 'flighty elves'. Unbeknownst to her, however, Syn was fighting a difficult struggle not to reach out for Leloni's bunnilicious ears to rub them furiously. 'Must... not... offend...' Syn mentally gritted with herself. 'Bunny... too... nice...' Oh, but those ears! So lavender! So velvety soft! The feel of those protuberances under Syn's delicate fingers would be oh so exquisite! Quickly, before her baser thoughts could get the better of her, she pulled out one of her stilletos and licked it, savoring its grape taste[1]. An audible sigh of contentment escaped her as she plopped languidly into a console seat. TBC... [1]: See Syn's WG Meech Mk III Immortally Rei's
Author: Corundite
Re: [OW!] Uno Mas?
> >The trio turned to face the two remaining non-Chaosians in the room. > > > >"Eh oh," said Cape-Mike and Sailor Ice Blade simultaneously. > >Despite recent events, SIB and CM glanced at each other, and knew their >own problems would have to wait a bit.... > >"You take the ugly one." CM said. > >"No-no...*YOU* take the ugly one...." SIB shot back. > >"Um...o.k....which one's the ugly one?!?" CM wailed half seriously. > >This problem was answered as Corundite charged SIB(1), and Kane/Chaos >leapt at the Caped nuker of things.... Corundite scampered behind SIB, nearly skidding out in her too-high heels, and started to choke her with the hilt of her whip. "You call that an outfit?" She hissed in SIB's ear. Above their heads, two power meters and a 90 second time limit appeared. "HA!" SIB shouted, grabbing the hilt of the whip and shoulder-throwing Corundite onto the ground. "At least _I_ know that two different shades of black don't match!" The power meter above Corundite's head went down a notch. Corundite got halfway to her feet and did a lower-leg sweep, knocking SIB flat on her back. "All black matches!" She sniffed haughtily. "It is all the same colorrr, and therreforre goes--OOF!" SIB had sprung up into a handstand and spun around, her foot connecting with Corundite's stomach. SIB backed her into a corner, and continued to deliver high roundhouse kicks to her head. Corundite's power meter was steadily going down, but another meter near her feet that had just appeared started to flash. "Gah! You cheese!" Corundite snarled.[1] "But now I shall have my rrrevenge! MISSING FRRRAME ATTACK!!" The area turned dark, and Corundite started to flash with a purple light. In an impressive but somehow stilted move, she dashed across the ground and jumped, grabbing SIB by her hair, and then twisted, swung her above her head, and threw her to the ground. SIB hit the ground, frozen with her mouth open, in slow motion, bouncing twice. The lighting returned to normal and the action sped up again. SIB and Corundite's power meters were about equal now. SIB staggered to her feet. "You know, you look familiar for some reason..." she said, preparing for a super-powered move of her own. "Maybe it's because you've seen yourr doom in yourr dreams!" Corundite said, cracking her whip. "HYAAAAAH!" She shouted, running right for SIB and shoulder-tackling her... Right into the path of where Kane-Chaos and Cape-Mike were fighting. >Throwing his hands out, Cape-Mike completed the super-attack; >"HadoKEN!!!!" His cape was tossed backwards as it flapped wildly behind >the force of the attack launching outwards towards Carp and K/C. Mind >you, this wasnt the SFA version of the attack; rather the Capcom 'vs' >version, which resembled a huge laser beam.... > >K/C just barely threw out a counter-beam, opposite in the color >spectrum of CM's version, and the two quickly became engaged in a beam >struggle, ala DBZ.... Corundite and SIB tumbled into the middle of the beams. There was a flash, and the smell of ozone and burned hair filled the air. All four combatants were flung in opposite directions. "WUMPKINS!!!" Carp shouted... TBC? [1] Cheese: Verb, used in the context of console and arcade fighting games. To repeat a move over and over again while the opponent is trapped in a corner and is unable to escape. Also see: Button Mashing
Author: Leloni Bunny
[OW!] --Bunny meets the Beast
Well, needless to say I'm a tad upset by this sudden change. (Mostly
cuz I can't keep up with the OSDF/Minpire war thread at all.) But,
I'll work with it anyway....
Adrian Tymes was so kind as to write:
>Leloni sweatdropped. Never before in her life had she heard silence as
>annoying as Meenie's. She took a step towards the chibis, only to
>vanish along with Farix, the discontinuitous pair merged back into the
>continuity counterparts in the Red Otaku high above.
(Even though that *was* our continuity parts on the Annoyance Cannon's
remains)
The duo looked around. They seemed to be in a lounge room. Coffee
tables and couches littered the area. And a big huge hole loomed
overhead in the ceiling. Below it, Sailor Jupiter-sama sat, sobbing
slightly, on a couch while a ferret was trying to console her.
Nearby, Mister K was holding a doll version of himself. Oddly enough,
the doll had red eyes.
Casting her gaze ceilingward, Leloni yelled out, "A simple 'No
thanks' would've been more than enough you know!"
Immediately, she and Farix found themselves the center of
attention.
"Where'd you two come from?" Mister K demanded.
Leloni narrowed her eyes at the ferret. "You!" she snarled.
The poor ferret jumped about five feet in shock. He looked up at
Leloni. "Me?"
"Leloni?"
"Sailor Jupiter-sama?"
"Mister K?"
"Farix?"
"And... a red eyed doll."
"Ok, now that we all know who eachother is," said Leloni as she
sweatdropped. "Let's get on with this."
The two groups faced off, each side looking just as confused as the
other. A long silence ensued while they attempted to stare each other
down. Finally, Mister K broke the silence.
"Are you here to fight for the OSDF or the Minpire?"
A blank look was given to the Outer Senshi supporter.
"No way! I stand to fight for the honor and glory of the only
senshi worthy of the name 'Goddess' and the honoriffic 'sama'. I am
proud to be one of the few to have seen the true light. With
Makochanian as my faction, I will punish you in the name of the
Herculean, majestic and very beautiful: Sailor Jupiter-sama!"
The lavender rabbit finished her speech by striking a power ready
pose. She looked as if she were ready to strike someone with a very
large Staff, that is, if she'd been holding a staff at that moment.
Sailor Jupiter beamed. It was good to see one of her own
supporters for once.
"I'm um, Reichanian," Farix added in his own comments.
"Hmm, gotta admit, that babe's got style --and talent too!" noted
the Ferret as he stared at the bunny's chest. He was given a very
dark glare in return.
"You," said the bunny, "Are in *big* trouble."
"Me?" gasped the Ferret, "What'd *I* do? That is, what'd I do
besides being undeniably attractive and good-looking."
Leloni pointed a finger at him. "My Author told me all about you.
You seduced MY patron senshi. You're an egotistical playboy and a
poor excuse for a domesticated version of an ugly weasel. For this
you will pay! For the honor of Sailor Jupiter-sama, oshiokyo!"
TBC?
Leloni Bunny
Defender of the great Kino Makoto-sama, a true role model for girls
everywhere!Go back to the Previously section.