My deepest apologies to all Evangelion and Teletubbies fans... This filksong was written purely in the spirit of fun... Don't kill me!

Standard Disclaimer: Neon Genesis Evangelion and its characters are the property of Gainax and Project Eva. The Teletubbies belong to ITV (I think). Please don't sue me, it wouldn't be worth the paper my subpoena is printed on.

Everybody, all together now!

Over the hills and far away, seventeen Angels come to play...