Taishakuten smiled and seemed to change the subject. "Have I told you that we're having a guest?"
"Good," said Ten-ou, totally oblivious to the sinister undertones of Taishakuten's smile. He was sick and tired of the people he usually ate with and was looking forward to perhaps becoming friends with the unknown guest. "Will you eat with us, Kendappa-ou?"
"No, I must be leaving. I'm dining with Kisshouten," said Kendappa-ou to her lovesick suitor. She bowed to the royal family and then left.
"Bring in our guest," Taishakuten ordered a lackey.
Shortly afterwards, everyone gasped as the lackey led an SD Kohaku to the throne room.
"Oh, I'm lost," said a tearful Kohaku. "Is this really Heaven?"
"Yes, and you came just in time for the evening meal." Taishakuten signaled his henchmen and they bound poor Kohaku hand and foot, also inserting an apple in his mouth.
"Now you're my dinner!"
HELP thought Kohaku as Taishakuten advanced, knife and fork in hand and with a napkin tucked in front of his shirt. Shashi grabbed Ten-ou to stop him from interfering.
THERE YOU ARE, siad a mighty voice from CLAMP Central Casting. A giant hand appeared from Clampspace and plucked Kohaku away to some other Clamp dimension.
"Damn," said Taishakuten. "I WANT MY DINNER!"
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*Sigh of relief*
"Goodness, for a moment ther I thought you were going to let Tai eat him," Gigei said to Kisshouten.
"No way, he's too cute to give to Taishakuten. Who do you think I am, Clamp?"
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