Zel glared at Lina across the table. "Great. Thanx a LOT, Lina. Now we've got in school suspension for a week. My grades are going to plummet."

"Hey I didn't see you playing peacekeeper! Besides, You'd just be skipping the classes anyway." Lina sulked. She just hoped her big sister didn't find out about this.

"I Can't believe it! That annoying litle girl got out of this!" Martina wailed. "No my reputation is ruined while she reaps the benefits in the elections!!"

Lina and Zel collectively sweatdropped. "Ummmm…"

"Well," Lina said easily, "I wonder who the teacher is who plans to watch us today."

"Sit up straight young woman!"

"AAAAAAAH!"

"AAAAAAAH!"

"AAAAAAAH!"

"IT'S MS. MAXWELL! NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"QUIET DOWN!"

Everyone immediately shut up.

Note to group: Ms. Maxwell is one of my teachers. She's my chemistry teacher. She's SCARY!

"Now be quiet while I try not to blow up this test tube." She started mixing chemicals together.

"You idiot! Look what you got us into! A day of Ms Maxwell!" Zelgadis hissed.

"ME? I'm not the one who threw the principal out the window!"

"It was an accident! Besides, you used the class representative to beat me over the head!"

"You deserved it!"

"Inverse, do you have something to say?" Mis Maxwell looked at her over her glasses.

Lina swallowed. "Ah…no, ms. Maxwell."

"You were stating it very enthusiastically to Zelgadis."

"It was nothing, ma'am."

"Hm. Don't worry, I was young once."

"Huh?"

"Cuties like him are hard not to flirt with." Ms. Maxwell grinned. She was evil like that.

"AH! I wasn't flirting!"

"It seemed to me you were. He was flirting back, too."

"I was not!!"

"You Dork! Don't you know a beautiful genius like me would never fall for a dork like you?" Lina fluffed her hair. "Don't bother flirting."

"I wasn't! Besides, what makes you think you're even close to my standards? I have my own fan club, even, which is more than you can say."

"And they chase you to school every day!"

"They follow me, not the same thing."

"What the hell?"

"Quiet!"

"Fireball!"

* * *

"Don't flirt with me!"

"I'm not! Don't flirt with me!"

"Don't worry!"

* * *

Amelia stood and smiled at the Zelgadis Fan Club. "And for the next order of business, first officer Sandra has some important information." She stepped down from the stand.

The girl with blonde curls stepped up to the podium and began in a voice that reverberated off the walls of the….storage…closet….well, they weren't really an official club….but as soon as all the student teachers who were a part of it finally graduated their colleges, it would be.

"As you all know, the object of this association is to date the beautiful Zelgadis!"

Cheers all around.

"And as you know, we all vow to do all possible to do this!"

Cheers.

"Unfortunately, it has come to my attention there is a great force against us!"

Appalled silence.

"It seems a girl has managed to ensconce herself into his good graces!"

Hisses and boos all around.

"And she is LIVING with him!"

Gasps.

"We must do everything possible to keep them apart!"

CHEERS!!!

Amelia Sank down into her desk. "Ohhhh dear…I hope Lina doesn't find out I'm the head of this club…."