Hey, I'm Ranma Saotome!

I'm the heir to the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts, and I'm the best that there is. I'm also engaged to about three different girls, and there's probably more where they came from. *sigh* I never asked to be engaged to any of them, especially that uncute, unsexy, macho tomboy chick Akane Tendo. I wish our fathers would stop pushing us together, it's never going to work.

Xeros: *popping in* Weren't you ever told to never say never?

*twitch* OUT! *Xeros gets tossed out* What an annoying person he is. I also have a small . . . . problem. You see, when Pop and I went on a training trip in China, we kinda had an accident. Ok, Pop caused the accident. We were training at Jusenkyo, the Cursed Springs. I knocked Pop into the Spring of Drowned Panda, and he knocked me into the Spring of Drowned Girl. Now, whenever I get hit with cold water, I turn into a redheaded girl. *grumble* If Pop hadn't dragged me to China without knowing how to speak Chinese, none of this would have ever happened. Not only do I turn into a girl, but because I do, Akane thinks I'm some kind of pervert, and she likes to bash me on the head whenever she gets the chance. Even if I just smile, she'll pull out this huge mallet and will send me into space. I hate it when she does that. Not only that, but Xeros likes to play tricks on Ryouga and myself by hitting us with cold water whenever he can. Who's Ryouga? I guess you could say he's the closest thing to a friend that I have, even though he tries to kill me everytime we meet. He's the Eternal Lost Boy, and wouldn't be able to find his way out of a wet paper bag, which is one of the reasons why he doesn't have a permenent room here. Whenever he stops by, he stays in either my room (with much sparring), or, most of the time, with Erik. I guess it doesn't help that he's in love with Akane. What he sees in that uncute girl, I'll never know. I get along with my hallmates, and I'm never really suprised by what any of them do, since I am from the Nerima area, and that is about as crazy as they come. So, this a great place to hide out . . . um . . . I mean, it's a great place to rest up. Well, I have to go practice now, so enjoy the rest of your stay!