This little tale is a collaboration between one of the greatest
writers on the web (Tammy) and one of the poorest (me). I came up with the
first part and the EXTRA funny parts as in the second half are Tam's. She did
the editing of my part too.
I would like to see WEP explain their way out of B. J. Wards "bunny"
past on the WEP chat page. And a happy Y-7 to you too WEP *_~!
Love the Maid



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(Samara wrote this originally - the idea was hers and she got it from the BJ
Ward interview about being a Playboy bunny at one time.

I just tweaked it up. The last part is mine..- tam)



Keith was amazed. The line to the "Bunny Hop Club" wound all the way around
the damn block! Lance only grinned and whipped out two gold keys. Keith
grinned. Those gold keys were passports to the ultimate R&R - well next to
visiting Gina in Lotor's Harem that is. They'd be able to bypass the line and
go inside. Perhaps tonight they'd have a workout upstairs - or "pushups" as
Lance liked to call them.
To the girls in the club Lance was no stranger. He frequented the
"establishment" more times than his commander, so he knew every girl there.
At least he though he did. The club wasn't a brothel - not really. Some girls
did and some girls didn't get intimate with the clientele. It was their
choice. Of course this never stopped the two Voltron Force pilots from having
their fun. For the two handsome men, gaining female company was no problem.
They entered the large half-lit room, which was filled with the noise and
excitement for desirable women and men on the prowl. Keith adjusted his eyes
to the darkness to find a table for the two of them. Lance could hardly walk
for the DD cleavages to the left, right and front and back of him.
"This is going to be a good night tonight Keith.." he grinned.
The stoic commander also knew he may be challenged to live up to his name as
the "Dragon of Arus" for all of these beauties. He always did love a
challenge!
"Lance, these 'Mamas" are like having wall to wall Gina's. I may have to seek
asylum upstairs," Keith said licking his lips.
"Yea, but Lotor has this kind of view every night in the privacy of his own
harem. Unlike us poor guy's who have to have "take-out",Lance said in regret.

The two gentlemen found a table. That was a feat since the club was packed to
capacity. And capacity was the feeling both men were starting to experience
in a certain area of their lower regions.

On the other side of the club the part-time blond beauty was adjusting her
bunny costume. She smiled. This costume was certainly a long way from what
she was normally acustomed to wearing! The costume had a push up bra which
pushed up her cleavage, making it even more tempting. It had been such a
thrill to have gained this job without being recognized. It was amazing what
different makeup and hairstyle could do.
It was a thrill - a release for her to prance about in this skimpy costume in
front of strange men. Her sheltered life didn't allow for that and she wanted
a little adventure - outside her duties of course.
The blond looked down at herself with satisfaction. The spike heels made her
long legs look even longer. To feel the fishnet hose and the French cut
one-piece costume she wore made her feeling of power even greater. But
nothing was like the leering eyes of the men in the club. She had power in
that they could look but not touch - not unless she wanted them to.

"Hey, Lura, It's your shift! Get your fanny in gear! They're waaaitting!" one
of the girls good naturedly said.

"Coming!" she called out.

"That's later, Lura! Business before pleasure you know!"

The blonde giggled. She loved listening to everyone. The talk was so
different.
She adjusted her costume one more time. It was showtime!

Lotor lounged in his office behind the one-way mirrors. He could see all of
the club's activities from here. He leaned back in his chair comfortably and
puffed on his pipe. His smoking jacket was blood red and it was comfortable.
When he was here, he affected the pipe and smoking jacket. Here he was not
the Prince of Doom, but the Prince of Pleasure..
And just what was the Prince of Doom doing running a gentleman's club? Well,
he had to have other interests after all. He smiled. Ah, it was a full house
tonight - as usual. He wondered if there were any more girls he hadn't seen
yet. Chattaa was in charge of new hires, but -
Wait, who was that? He set down his pipe in amazement. That - blond. She was
incredible! When did they hire her? She belonged in his Harem, not out in the
public eye! This he had to see! He got up to investigate.

Keith and Lance were watching the floor show when all of a sudden Lance's
mouth dropped open.
"Damn! Look at that blond! She's gorgous!"

Keith looked and his eyes widened. Damn, she was beautiful! Her smile, that
walk! Those long, impossibly long legs!

"Hey, she's coming closer!" Lance said with a grin.

Hell, he hoped so!

*******

Lotor made his way out of his office. People hailed him by his club name and
not many people really recognized him as the Prince of Doom. Along with the
smoking jacket, he wore black fitted pants, black boots and his long white
hair was tied back.
He didn't really concentrate on the people, his eyes were only on the blonde.
The incredible blonde, the goddess in the bunny costume. He was ready, very
ready to carry her to his office for a little "meeting." Perhaps he could
persuade her to join his harem. He smiled. Ah, there she was, heading in the
direction of the front. Lotor stood behind a table where two Teran males sat,
ogling the women. She was heading this way!

She was having fun, teasing the men with her body. She didn't get as crazy as
some of the ladies, but she was driving them crazy anyway. She headed to two
men who sat at the front. They were dark haired and they were staring at her.
Since the room was dim, she didn't see who they were and she didn't for the
moment see the tall Drule male nearby.

She strolled up to them, the tight costume and heels making her wriggle her
hips more. She said in a husky voice, "Hello, gentlemen..what can I do for
you this evening?"

Lance only had eyes for her cleavage. "Oh I can think of a lot of things,
sweetheart.."

Keith looked at her everywhere. The Dragon of Arus was breathing fire now!
His gaze travelled upwards to her face -

Her face!

His jaw dropped open. It couldn't be - but it was!

"Allura!"

The blonde looked startled and then she looked at who she was talking to.

"Keith!"

"Huh?" Lance said and peered at her. "Shit! Allura? What the HELL - ?"

Lotor heard the name "Allura" and his eyes narrowed. Who dared speak his
love's name in this place? He suddenly saw the blonde's face.

"You!"

"Lotor!"

"Allura!"

"Lance"

"What the HELL are you doing here, Princess?"

"Shhh! Shut up, Keith!"

"Allura, my love! Just what are you doing in THAT in public?"

"Lotor?"

"Lotor!" Keith jumped up and then realize he didn't have his pistol with him.
Well not the one you shot with.

"Save it, floof boy! I'm discussing something with MY employee!" Lotor
grinned. The princess in HIS club! He was definitely going to have her wear
that on his honeymoon!
Before anyone could do anything, Allura had disappeared!

"Dammit, fool, look what you did! Wait, my love!" Lotor went after her but
she was gone.

Keith and Lance looked at each other, disbelieving.

"Uh, Keith.." Lance said.

"I can't believe it! Allura - a bunny!"

"She looked fine though.."

"Can't tell Coran though.."

Lance's gaze went to a dark table in a far corner, where two very drunk
people sat. A woman was sitting on a man's lap and they were yukking it up.

"Nah, let him and Nanny have their fun!"

And so ends our brief little bunny "tail" -er tale..