I must say, this has mildly offensive language, and people in this theoretically die. Shall we begin now?

Cast, in absolutely no particular order whatsoever:
Britney Spears
Christina Aguilera
Jennifer Lopez
LeAnn Rimes

Plus a special appearance by...

Now, let's get on to the true stupidity.

Our story opens with the main characters in a small room.

I have not eaten in over two weeks.

Sucks to be you.

Do you have any doughnuts?

No, I don't. (snarf, snarf)

You! You have doughnuts!  Where did you get them?!

Ain't saying.

Bitch. Now gimme some doughnuts! I'm starving!

I'm too good for doughnuts.

Um... can I have a doughnut too?

No, because it would react with the plastic in your body.

Oh yeah...

Now, you will give those doughnuts to me, or face the consequences.

Alright, take the damn doughnuts, if it'll stop your bitching!

Mmm... doughnuts...

For I have this piece of fried chicken.

I'm too good for fried chicken.

Where are you getting all this food?

Told you, I'm not saying!

Anyone want a chocolate bar?

Chocolate... So you're the one supplying the food! Why won't you give me some more?

Because I don't like you. I don't have to like you.

Hey! You said I would be the only one that would be able to eat! Now I'll get hungry again.

No one's getting away with my food! Gimme back that drumstick!

, , , Who are you!?

If you must know, I am Lina Inverse, sorceress supreme, here to reclaim my food! Ahh! You've already eaten most of it!

But I was really really hungry...

Ah, she's just a flat-chested kid. Hey, I know a good plastic surgeon who can fix that for you...

Oh? Why didn't you go to him in the first place?

    HEY!!  I may be a cartoon character, but I'm more real than any of you!  And I don't need big boobs to look good!

    Shut up, you flat bitch.

    That does it...  FIREBALL!!!  ::melts Britney::

    Ahh, that felt good...  Made me a bit hungry, too.

    You melted her!  She may have been irritating, and made of plastic, but she was...  uh...

    Irritating and made of plastic.

    Yeah, that's about it.

    Fried...  chi...cken...  Hungry.  So hungry.

    Oh...  my... god.  Look at the clothes she's wearing!  You have no fashion sense.  What sorceress in her right mind would wear THAT!?

    Not the smartest thing to say to someone who just threw a fireball.

    But look at her!  She's so strange-looking!

    That'll be enough from you.  FIREBALL!!!  ::forces Christina to spontaneously combust::

    She had a candy bar, and it melted!

    Suddenly, I'm in the mood for a barbecue.

    Hm, hm.  Good idea.  By the way, who ate most of my food?

    She did.

    So that's how it is...  Darkness from twilight, crimson from beyond blood that flows, buried in the flow of time...  In thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness!  Those who oppose us shall be destroyed by the power you and I posess!  DRAGON SLAVE!!!

,       AHHH!!!  HELP!!  ::both disintigrate::

    Ahh, that was great stress relief.  Time to go get something to eat.

    Lina, I've been looking for-  GAHH!  WHAT DID YOU DO IN HERE!?  And I was gonna ask them for autographs...

    Just getting the stolen food back.  Grab a backpack and let's get moving.

    Ok.

And so ends the story for now.

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