You Know You're Obsessed with Zoicite When:

-You've created two shrines to him. One for Male Zoi, and one for Female Zoi.
-You spend hours arguing with people over whether his weapons are made of ice, crystal, or glass.
-You've written fanfics describing his past and meeting with Kunzite, an explanation for his rivalry with Nephrite, and why he ought to be the main character of the show and could have been, had he dicreetly killed off Sailor Moon after disguising himself as her.
-You broke your television set after hearing the senshi insult him RIGHT AFTER his touching death scene!
-When people annoy you, you throw flower petals in their faces and run away.
-You can immitate Dub Zoi's laugh so well no one can tell the difference.
-...And Japanese Zoi's laugh, too.
-You didn't care when Neph died. In fact, you thought it was funny. More air-time for Zoi-chan, ne?