* Dispatch! Kinkyuu jitai, we bumrushin'
Any site houkai, trespassing properties
Kanari meiwaku na jouhou o kouen
(More than meets the eye...)

Dispatch!  Hustler Bose none better
Dispatch!  N.I.P.P.S.
Dispatch!  Vincent Galluo on the set
Dispatch!

Futsuu ni uchuu muchuu ni chuunyuu  SUKE mecha-kit towazu shinryoku shiin
Chikyuu chiyu jiyuu  ijuu  ji kuu kuuchuu kyuukyoku koe rannyuu

so what cho name son?  Hustler Bose, none better
Ganso YUBIKURO Ill Crates Juggler
Me kara KETSU kara chuounpa SHAWAA
GYARANTII EBURI joint is a butter
Berori to muketeru otona muke  TORORI to tokasu oku no oku made
KOBURA bari DANDII daddy stee  tooku ni TOP ni dobburi TOP ni

Man'nen JAAJI with a name plate
My shiritsu is GANDAMU, SERU no wakusei  F.R.E.S.H  E
Tama wa oogon MAGUMA taishi  yamai koukou ni ILL
I'm in your era like kinjo no mori BIRU
Do you wanna rock with me?
My shiritsu is fly like kichou no cut-up giddy

* repeat

Dispatch!  Vincent Galluo on the set
Dispatch!  Hustler Bose none better
Dispatch!  N.I.P.P.S.
Dispatch!

Aerodynamic RIISENTO  choukousoku na furitsuke wa hontou
Shinsen  GYARUO  I'm the original UINSENTO
PARAPARA master ishou itsumo KASUTAMU
got more funk than BAKUsan no kaban
Aba yo namida GYABAN  uchuu keiji MAJI amazing
Kire no ii te no ugoki faster than takahashi meijin
BEIBII (ow!) kore ga YUURO no teigi
Mafuyu no DISUKO no yobikomi masa ni choujin 
Who's the KOOCHI? Playa?  KARISUMA DANSAA
Avex to keiyaku  Homey don't play that
Zenshin SUPANKOORU  GIN GIRAGIRA  chou sarigenaku
Chijou saikyou na IBENTO de SUTAJIAMU konzatsu
Uchuu no GYARU wanna kiss me MIRAA BOORU tenmongaku

2012 (Nisenjuuni) uchuu no tabi  ippun matashite kono tabi
HIBAHIHI chikyuu wo ou kyodai na te no kage midori no gohon yubi

Space Buddah Pimp kaizoku stee (uchuu no)
Chikyuu no Honey no heart o steal
GORUGONZOORA yori kusaku KUSE no aru
Kakubetsu RAIN o dome ni chuunyuu

That's right y'all!  DEF da noun-cho
KETSU no ana kara kotoba ga tanjou (word is born!)
I'm the uwasa no YARAshii otoko
Nanbyou  straight outta kakuri byoutou

Maibun maibyou jouji slammin'  futsuu na uchuu mitou zenjin
SUKETCHI [Xerox] copy fuka
Sawaranu BUDDA ni tatari nashi-tte ka
Suke komashi hoshi  APATCHI sodachi
KORONII zen'iki SHIIN ga TERETORII
Itadaki itadaku  3 MEIJAA PUREIYAA
Yami hikari  towazu terasu  Believe dat!

* repeat

Dispatch!  N.I.P.P.S.
Dispatch!  Vincent Galluo on the set
Dispatch!  Hustler Bose none better
Dispatch!