The history: Toko read Amanda's GW phone sex fic and showed them to Tsuki and I. Making an SD version is tempting so not long after Tsuki made one and then Kitty Fox followed and I next.
We had a great time laughing our asses off with this project at the Forum ^^
Part 1
By: Tsuki
Sendoh, Koshino, Akagi, Rukawa, and Kogure all stood in a circle, staring at the index cards they each held in their hands. Each index card was labeled with their name on the back in big, loopy, stereo-typical girl handwriting, and on the front were their instructions. Each boy had a different colored index card, but each color was a sickening neon version of the color. It hurt to look at them.
Kogure’s glasses steamed up as he blushed from the roots of his hair to the tips of his toes.
"A-are you sure we hafta do this, Akagi?"
"We need the money, don’t we?"
"Honto ni?" Sendoh grinned. "I’m only doing it for the practice!"
Akagi, Kogure, and Rukawa all stared at him aghast. Koshino blushed like mad.
Akagi looked down at his neon green index card and nearly got sick from the glare. He blinked several times and squinted.
"Well, we might as well get this over with, I suppose."
With that, he turned away into a booth, sat in the comfortable chair, pulled out his notes, and put on the headsets. They stared at him.
Kogure bit his lip, still beet red. "Er, well..."
Sendoh grinned and dragged Koshino into a booth, where he sat the other boy down and shut the door, then he went into the booth next to it.
Rukawa sullenly walked into a booth and put on his own head sets, eyelids drooping.
Kogure sighed. "Oh well. Might as well get my shift over with..."
~x~
Akagi sucked his teeth and licked his lips, reviewing some of his notes when a flashing light went off on his console. He jumped and nearly fell out of his chair. He pushed the button. Nothing happened. He pushed it again. Nothing. He noticed a small switch under the button and pushed it down.
"Hello?"
Oh... Akagi thought.
"Hello, this is..." He looked down at his index card and squinted, "...Maverick, your hot-shot sex phone operator. How can I pleasure you, lover?" He read from the card, his voice barely containing emotion.
"Uh, this is Beatrice’s phone sex company, right?"
"Yeah"
"So, um..."
"Should I start?" he asked, looking over his notes.
The guy began to stutter. "Well, um, see, I’ve never done this before'"
Akagi sweatdropped and looked for information on how to handle newbies. After flipping madly through the huge pile of papers, he threw them over his head and leaned forward, elbows on the table.
"Well, lover," He began in a sultry voice he didn’t realize he had, "do you mind if I use foreplay? I’m not one for playing gently."
~x~
Koshino looked at his index card and scowled.
A red light on his console flashed. He pressed the button. Nothing happened. He pressed harder. Nothing. He growled and was about to slam his fist into the console when he saw the switch below it. Groaning, he flipped it down and said, "Hello. How may I help you?"
"Hey lover," a strangely familiar voice said.
Koshino made a face. "Who’s this?"
"Does it matter? Aren’t you supposed to talk dirty to me? Turn me on, baby, with your rich, sexy voice."
Koshino narrowed his eyes at no one in particular. "Fine."
He consulted his notes for a good place to start. "Um, you want to play dirty or talk dirty?"
"Whatever does it for you, Hiro-kun."
He knew that voice. "Sendoh!"
He heard his lover laugh. "Come on over into my booth, Hiro-kun, and we can really play dirty."
"Oh, you!" Koshino flipped the switch up and sulked.
~x~
Sendoh chuckled as he hung up his cell phone and noted a light was flashing. He flipped the switch under it.
"Hello, this is Big Jim, big in more ways that one baby, and I’m here to fulfill your utmost desires. Talk to me."
"Hello Jim. Tell me, how big are you?"
"Oh, baby, that’s for me to know and you to find out," Sendoh sighed exaggeratedly and moaned for effect.
"Oh, I’m imagining you here with me, rubbing my chest..."
~x~
Rukawa was snoozing peacefully when a buzzing in his ear woke him. He sat up sharply and looked around. He remembered where he was and sighed. He saw the light flashing and flipped the switch. He then began reading from the cards in a deadpan tone.
"Hello, I’m Daniel, and I’m here to be with you until you can’t stand it anymore."
"Um, hi?"
"What do you want?"
"This is Beatrice’s Sex Line, right?"
"Yeah."
"Aren’t you supposed to talk dirty to me?"
"Is that what you want?"
"I...guess..."
"What, you can’t get any in real life so you turn to a person you can’t even see for your pleasure, you jack-off?"
"...Um..."
"Go out and get a whore or something? Every place has a hooker hill, go out and get a bitch!"
"Uh, this isn’t exactly the way it works..."
"Stop turning to the phone for sex, you pervert!!" With that, Rukawa hung up and went back to sleep.
~x~
Kogure wrung his hands together as he took his first call.
"Hello. I’m Johnny. How can I...help...you?"
"You sound familiar."
"I...I do?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, well..."
"Anyway, what now?"
Kogure consulted his notes. The first thing he saw was the suggestion on sounds effects. He began moaning over-exaggeratedly.
"Oh, oh, oh, yeah, that’s it..."
"Uh..."
"Give it to me...I want you..."
"KOGURE?!?!?!?"
Kogure paled. "Mitsui?"
"Min-kun, what the Hell??"
Kogure blushed like mad. The Devil was envious of this shade of red.
"It’s just a part-time job."
"Hn. How many calls have you taken?"
"You’re my first."
"Really?"
"Yeah..."
"..."
Something occurred to Kogure. "How often do you call here?"
He meant to sound accusatory, but his voice came out a choked whisper. Was he not good enough?
"This is my first. Only ‘cause you weren’t here."
"Oh."
"So, Min-kun..." Kogure could hear Hisashi’s smile. "Are you going to continue with those noises? They were quite sexy, lover."
Kogure smiled and suddenly felt he would enjoy this call much more.
The End
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Part 2
By: Kitty Fox
Scene:Very much the same, except, Rukawa is replaced by Sakuragi, and Kogure is replaced by Mitsui.
"Why do I have to do THIS??" Growled Sakuragi.
"Because Rukawa falls asleep on his job, and you guys needed the money?" offered Koshino.
"Plus he's scaring all the potential customers away,"Mitsui.
"Don't worry, I'm sure you can pull it off." Sendoh cheerfully patting his arm ignoring a steam puffing Koshino.
"Okay! Okay! I get the idea, sheesh!" grumbled Sakuragi stomping towards the booth.
Akagi:
The little buzzer went off, and Akagi took in his first call for the night.
"Hello,"
"Err, h-hello?"
Not another newbee.
"This is Maverick your saucy lover speaking, do you like it fast or reeeal slow lovee?"
"I uh, I-I-I'm..."
This is going to be a long night.
Koshino:
The dreaded light buzzed, reluctantly, he pressed the fliped on the switch and begin reading.
"Hai, this is your dream lover Saint Angel, what would you want me to do?" asked Koshino in a monotone.
"Hello Saint, I suppose you'd tell me what you looked like, darlin'," drawled a voice.
"No,"
"Mmm... Playing hard to catch are we sugar? Tell me, would you like me to kissed your [Censored] throughly and then licked all over your face down to your [censored] to those cute knees and nibble that..."
"I..." Koshino turn into a facinating shade of red, then to his horror, found himself half-aroused already, Kami-sama..
"Feeling big already? How bout' letin' Malody take care of you poor innocent baby?" purred the voice, Koshino groaned, silently cursing Sendoh.
Sendoh:
The buzzer light up, causing Sendoh to dive edgerly for the phone.
"Hello lover, this is Big Jim here to take you to dream world where lovers reign and the most erotic dreams came true."
"Hello,"
"Hello there lover, I can imagine your mouth on mine, and your hands..." Sendoh moaned dramaticly for more effect.
"This is Fukuda."
"....................."
Mitsui:
Mitsui had just finished his first call. Blushing hard he recalled what the client hadd just said. How could anyone possibly SAY those things! It's just too... too...
The light buzzed again, Mitsui pressed the button quickly.
"Hai! This is Johnny, how may I help you?"
"Hello Johnny, this is Sandy, do you know anything about sex?"
"Huh?"
"I mean sex, you know,"
"Uh, yeah"
"Good, now. I'm doing a school project on natural behaviour on fishes, do you know how fishes do IT?"
"WHAT?"
"Have sex, you know."
Mitsui didn't, "Err..."
"This IS Betrice's Sex Line right? And I want to do a report on fishes, my big brother said the best way of knowing about sex is through here."
"I-I..."
Sakuragi:
Sakuragi fingered the head phone nervously, then the light buzzed. With shaking fingers, Sakuragi flipped on the switch.
"H-hello?"
"Beatrice's Sex Line?" A smooth male voice was heard through the line.
"Uh, yeah. I-I'm..." he checked his notes,"This is Ryan speaking, wh-what do you want?"
"You're a new guy,"
"Y-yes,"
"Call me Casidy, I want you to be my slave."
"WHAT!!"
"Quickly now, do it!"
"I-I..."
"Then, I'm gonna shoved myself inside you, and feel you all around me tightening, then I'm going to locked you up and...."
The rest of the sentence was too much for Sakuragi, who fainted right away.
The End
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Part 3
by: Noor
"Why do we have to do this again? We're not that desperate for money are we?" asked Koshino.
"Yes, you are..." whispers a voice in Akagi's ear.
"Yes, we are..." Akagi said in a hypnotised manner.
"What did I just say?" asked the tall young man.
"We need money desparately that we condescend ourselves for an employment at a sex-phone company," stated Mitsui.
"Oh," Akagi blinked, "Yeah right. Now let's get started."
And with that he disappeared behind his booth.
Sakuragi narrowed his eyes, "Why is he the only one who doesn't mind doing this job?"
As the boys all went to their respective booths, the invisible fangirl rubs her hand in glee and watches with devilish delight.
****
Akagi:
"Hello, this is Maverick speaking. How can I fullfill your fantasy?"
"Captain Akagi?!"
Akagi went stiff when he recognised the female voice.
"Oh my GOD!! I can't believe this! I thought Miyagi was joking! Anzai-sensei! Akagi IS working in a sex-phone company!!" laughed Ayako.
"Ho! Ho! Ho!"
~~~~~~
Mitsui:
"Hello, this is ..."
"Johnny is it?"
"Uh... yeah?"
"My friend Sandy told me that you helped her in her assignment and I was wondering if you know how giraffes do it. I mean, won't their necks and feet get tangled up or anything...? Um... hey, man are you alright? I hear something banging over there..."
Mitsui continued to hit his head on the table.
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Koshino took a deep breath trying the calm his heartbeat (& other lower part of the body) after his last caller hung up.
A few seconds later, there came another buzz and he reluctantly answered it.
"Hi, this is Saint Angel speaking. How may I pleasure you," asked Koshino in a forced tone.
"Oh you already did, Hiro-kun honey."
"Sendoh! So it was you just now! I knew you sounded familiar!" yelled Koshino.
"We both had pleasure didn't we?"
"I.. I.. " stammered Koshino.
"Actually the reason I'm calling is that I need you to be responsible now."
"What?"
"I'm pregnant."
"Wha.."
"Well, actually I did receive a few calls before I called you but I'm positively sure that the baby is yours..."*
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Sakuragi:
"Hello, this is Ryan. How can I help you?"
"Hanamichi"
"Rukawa?! What are you doing calling here?! Get lost you good-for-nothing kitsune!!"
"Do'aho, I paid for this call and I intend to make use of it. Now talk dirty to me."
The End
* an idea taken from 'The Truth About Cats And Dogs'
Then he suddenly straightened up as if he has just awaken.