Sound bytes at the end of the experiment
Announcer: With Goku in dire straits thanks to Vegeta, it was... Yajirobe of all people who cut Vegeta down to size. Then the angry tyrant had his hands full as Gohan dished out a retaliatory strike. As the two warriors exchanged blasts in their titanic duel, Krillian received a gift from Goku to use in Earth's defense. But the battle was intense, and the stakes high. With this much on the line, there would be no room for error. And as Krillian launched Earth's best hope--
Announcer: --it appeared that indeed a grave error had been made. But thanks to his innocence as well as some quick action, Gohan was able to deflect the spirit bomb to its rightful target. But was it enough?
(TITLE screen: "The Battle Ends")
Baba: Just great! I come here to help, and look what happens! Roshi, got any Turbo-Glue around here?
Roshi: Turbo glue? Wait. I must have something you can use.
Tom: Turbo glue! Now in Super-Saiyan size!
Chi-Chi: (wailing) Oooooh, what's become of Goku? (Grabs witch and shakes her) What's the big deal anyway, Baba!? Don't you have another crystal ball to spare?
Ox-King: Chi-chi, stop that!
Chi-Chi: But Daddy...little Gohan's still out there. So is Goku.
Ox-King: I know that. But how are we going to get over to them, Chi-Chi?
Bulma: Hey, I know. How about I take us?
Chi-Chi: But how will we go?
Bulma: in the airboat.
Chi-Chi: Oh, thank you, Bulma. Thanks a lot.
Bulma. You're welcome, Chi-chi. But the important thing is we get to them as fast as we can. We're all in this thing together.
Tom: The riviting transportation-arrangement scene!
Unknown voice: Oh, but is it turbo glue?
All: Huh?
(White cat with crutch stands in doorway)
All: Hey, you should go!
Cat: Uh-Huh
(Craft lifts away. Voice-over of Roshi is heard)
Roshi: Good thing Ox-King decided not to come, we'd never have enough space.
Bulma: And I don't have to sit next to that pig, Oolong. He's such a coward. Ugg.
(Battlefield. Goku is lying unmoving on the ground, with Krillian sitting on one side and Gohan on the other).
Goku: Well, this old body is a little sore.
Krillian: Well, I have to admit, I have seen you look a lot better.
Goku: Well, maybe so, but it could be a lot worse.
Gohan: What in the world...?
(Vegeta is falling, unconscious, and hits hard)
Goku & Krillain: Huh?
Gohan: But it can't be!
Krillian: Hey, maybe he's harmless now.
Yajirobe: Now I can claim my prize!
Tom (as Ed McMann): You, too, can be a winner!
(Krillian walks over and stands by Vegeta)
Krillian: Wow, he looks finished, all right. I guess that blast really did him in. Good thing, because he was bad to the core. Now Earth won't have to look at his ugly face any more.
Vegeta: (Opens one eye...other is swollen shut): Whose face is ugly?
Krillian (screams)
Gohan (screams)
Goku (groans)
Yajirobe (screams)
ALL: AIIIEEEE!!!
Tom: Really, they're all pretty ugly.
(Vegeta sits up, smirking and panting hard) I have to give you Earthlings credit (breathing). It's really too bad that your very best still isn't good enough.
Mike: (breathing) But enough about that ... how do you like ... my Jack Palance impersonation?
Vegeta (getting to his feet) It's going to be my greatest pleasure wiping you and your friends off the face of this planet. (Slaps Krillian to the ground) When I finish with you weaklings here, I'll be free to begin my destruction of all the Earth. (Closeup of Vegeta's battered face and bloodshot eye) Ah-ha-ha-ha!
Mike: Y'know, visine gets the red out...
Cat: C'mon now, keep it straight.
Mike: Hey, watch your mouth...oh, you mean the flying. Sorry.
Bulma: (mutters) Back seat driver.
Roshi: C'mon, Bulma, try to show some manners here! Don't you know who this Karin fella is?
Bulma: Hmmmf. He looks like an ordinary house cat to me.
(Roshi boggles and yells: "Bulma!")
Vegeta: What a bunch of jerks!
Gohan: Oh, no. D-daddy, he's coming over here.
Goku: Yeah, but you can do it!
Gohan: (inarticulate sounds of terror and inadequacy)
(Vegeta crosses his arms, powers up, and raises his arms as a blast of white light envelopes him)
Vegeta: (screams)
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Vegeta (panting)
(Blast leaves his air even more spiky than usual)
Tom: That's a new look.
Crow: It's porcupine head!
Mike: Naw, just a bad case of Goku envy.
Crow: Mike, that so doesn't work.
Mike: Oh, oh...looks like Gohan needs his diapers changed.
(Back to aircraft.)
Cat: Hey, I think I see it...the island where Goku and the others are fighting.
(Chi-chi grabs Cat by the throat and starts shaking it)
Chi-Chi: Tell me, cat, tell me...how are the others, are they all right?!
Vegeta: Okay, kid, time to wake up and smell the coffee...sleepyhead!
Yajirobe: BANZAI!!!!!
Crow: Buckeroo Banzai? Where?
Vegeta (tying to reach around his own back): You...you...arghh...you almost cut through my armor!
Yajirobe: (laughing in hysterical relief) I won! I won! You lost! You lost! You lost! (laughs and does a victory dance) Took him down, don't you understand! It was impossible for you to win over the great Yajirobe, see?
(Vegeta begins to move. Yajirobe's face changes from elation to terror as Vegeta slowly and painfully struggles to his feet. Vegeta is Not Happy).
Vegeta (harshly) What were you saying?
(Vegeta breaths painfully and does not look amused)
Yajirobe: Y'know, I really respect you and I was kinda hoping we could become, like, friends, y'know...
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Vegeta: You didn't really think you could attack me on my blind side and get away with it, did you?
(Vegeta approaches Yajirobe, but elsewhere the unconscious Gohan hears something...)
Goku: Gohan....
Gohan: Uh...my daddy's voice...
(Gohan turns over, also ending up in a really undignified position)
Goku: Look at the power ball in the sky, Gohan. That's it!
(Vegeta races toward Gohan, but the transformation starts right as he reaches the boy. He begins to blindly strike)
Vegeta: The tail, I forgot about the tail! It's got to come off!
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(Vegeta kneels between Gohan's naked, increasing hairy legs and starts pulling on Gohan's tail)
Vegeta: (crawling away) Gotta...leave...
Goku: Gohan!
Krillain: (trying to shield himself from flying rocks) Is that Gohan? Oh, this is just great! In this state he has no idea what he's doing. He's just a raging beast!
Mike: And this is different from your average six-year-old in what way?
Yajirobe: (as Gohan almost steps on him) Somebody HELP!
Krillain: Hey, Gohan, stop! We're your friends!
Goku: Gohan, stop!
(Gohan hesitates, a large rock hoisted over his head)
(Gohan remains immobile, as if indecisive)
Krillain: Gohan, get the other guy! C'mon, he's getting away!
Yajirobe: Hey, don't get him excited!
Goku: (screams) NOOOWWWW!
(Vegeta starts to back up, gets swatted, picks himself up and sprints, dodging blows. He leaps into the air, kicks Gohan on the nose, and tries for the tail. Missing, he gets slapped against a rock face. He manages to get off a barrage of power blasts, hitting Gohan in mid-leap. Dust surrounds Gohan. Vegeta, thinking he's won, slumps back)
Vegeta: ...Okay...furball...
(Vegeta forms a flat-edged plate of energy and flings it at Gohan, cutting off his tail. Vegeta's smirk fades when he realizes...)
Vegeta: But...I can't get around him...AHHHHH!
(Gohan is getting smaller, but he's still a considerable size when he crashes into Vegeta. The two fall to the ground heavily).
Yajirobe: Tell me, what happened?
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Tom: Must...scratch...itch...
(Vegeta pulls out a small, hand-sized instrument that looks like a calculator and begins pushing buttons.)
Mike: Let's see...if I transfer some funds from my IRA into my 401K...
Tom: That's how I feel after doing my taxes, too.
(Scene changes. The site where Vegeta first came to Earth is being excavated by men in containment suits).
1st Man: (voice echoing) Let's get this over to the truck. It appears these are the only two space pods left.
(The space pod takes off)
1st Man: Look at that! If that don't beat all...
(Back at the battlefield...)
Krillain: What is that? Some kind of...spaceship?
Vegeta: I ... am Vegeta, the strongest soldier in the universe.
Vegeta (continuing to crawl) Nearly...there...
(Krillain can walk, but barely. He picks up Yajirobe's sword)
Krillain: Hey, this thing worked for Yajirobe; maybe it'll come in handy.
(Vegeta has reached the capsule and is trying to drag himself into it.)
Krillain (from right behind Vegeta): Hey, Saiyan! Leaving so soon, are ya? You're not going anywhere!
(Krillain holds the sword to Vegeta's throat.)
Goku: No, Krillian
Krillain: Eh? That you, Goku?
Krillain: But, Goku; are you sure about this?
Goku: Yes, I am.
Krillain: But this guy has threatened all the people here on Earth. Surely he'll come back against and try to destroy us.
(Meanwhile, Vegeta is trying to haul himself into the capsule)
Krillain: I don't think it's wise to let him escape when we have a chance to stop him for good!
Goku: Maybe not, but I admire his super-strength because, you see, I am also a Saiyan
Vegeta (still trying to haul himself into the capsule) eeeee-eeeeeee
King Kai: I hope Goku knows what he's doing. I wouldn't want for Earth to have to face that evil again!
(Vegeta has finally made it to the capsule's interior)
Vegeta (smirking) You shouldn't have been so soft when you had me down. I'll come back and make you pay... (the door closes and the capsule lifts off)
Goku: Hey, Krillain. Bring Gohan over here by me, okay?
Krillain: Sure thing, Goku. Okay, up you go...
Goku: Krillain, how is he? Is he all right?
Krillain: Oh, yeah, he's fine.
Tom: Sure, he's been knocked unconscious, had his tail cut off, lost the guy who was taking care of him while you were gallivanting around in the afterworld, and he hasn't seen his mom in a year...but other than that he's just dandy.
Goku: Yeah
Krillain: You don't need to worry about this guy right here. He's a trouper. He's just exhausted from the transformation but give him a while to rest up and he'll be as good as new.
(They look up into the sky)
Krillain: Not him again!
(An aircraft comes in close. Roshi leans out the window)
Roshi: Hey, you fellows alright down there?
Announcer: As Master Roshi and the other rejoin the weary warriors, it appears Vegeta's evil threat is over...
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