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FACE-OFF ON NAMEK -- Episode 33 (English dub)

Announcer: Previously on Dragonball-Z: With Krillain and Gohan struggling in the grasp of the man-eating monsters, it seemed Radee and Zackrow would succeed in their devious plot to steal the spaceship. Especially since they forced Bulma to give them the password. But Krillain and Gohan wouldn't give up easily, and using special techniques, managed to break free and overcome the devilish duo. With their fiendish plot foiled, the dragonball gang took off to the real planet Namek, but found they were not alone, as the villainous Vegeta had already arrived, as well as a new more powerful force that already has three of the dragonballs: that of the sinister Frieza!

(Title Screen: FACE-OFF ON NAMEK)

FACE-OFF ON NAMEK

Mike: Starring Nicholas Cage and John Travolta. (A geyser of steam erupts behind the title screen.)

Tom: Whoa! Looks like the planet had enchiladas for lunch! (By the edge of the lake they landed next to, Krillain and Gohan are looking out to the distance. Behind them, Bulma sinks to the ground).

Bulma: I just can't believe it!


"Charlie Brown after a bender!"

Krillain: (backing up and looking terrified) It's Vegeta! It's just got to be.

Crow: Charlie Brown after a bender! (Back at the recently-destroyed Namekian village...)

Frieza: Just three more to go.

(Frieza is hovering over the prone, groaning village elder as one of his lesser henchmen brings out the dragonball.)

Frieza: Good job, my little frog-faced worker.

(Dodoria receives the new dragonball, while Zarbon looks on.)

Frieza: Keep a close eye on these, Dodoria. It seems that Vegeta is after them.

(Close-up of Zarbon, who scowls slightly and turns on his scouter.)

Mike: Oh, he's a pouter, that one. Zarbon: (Aussie accent; he has a quiet, even voice) Would you look at those two readings I'm getting? It seems that Kewie is right on Vegeta's tail.

Frieza: Hmmmmm.

Zarbon: Those small power sources we noticed earlier appear to have vanished. But don't worry, we'll find them; where-ever they are.

(Close-up of Frieza's face.)

Crow: Your gran's getting a lot of air time, Mike.
Mike: That's not my grandma! Cut it out!
Zarbon: I sent some men to the area where we noticed them before their power readings blipped off the radar screen.

Frieza: I'm not concerned about them, Zarbon. It's Vegeta I want off my back.

Crow: Yeah, he's heavier than he looks. Zarbon: Kewie will take care of him in no time. His power level is much higher than Vegeta's. I don't think you have to worry about seeing that monkey-tailed abomination again.

(Kewie is standing next to the crater his landing pod made during landing.)

Kewie: Vegeta...oh, Vegeta ...(He turns on his scouter) Come out and play...

Mike: Come out, come out, where-ever you are, counselor! (Kewie laughs as the scouter picks up Vegeta's location.)

Kewie: I see you! Now it's time for us...to have a little fun! Ha-ha-ha-ha! (He takes to the air.)

Crow: (little kid voice) Mom said I could stay over, but you gotta check with your mom first. Vegeta: (who is miles away, but has been listening to Kewie's monologue on his own scouter) I'm right here and waiting, Kewie. And I must say, I admire your courage. You don't stand a chance with me.

Kewie: Take a peek at your scouter, Vegeta. My power level is way higher than yours. Someone should have taught you not to mess with the big boys!

(Vegeta, looking through his scouter, seems intent but not especially concerned.)

(At the ship...)

Bulma: I still just can't believe this. Hey, guys, I know! It's a sign for me to get back to Earth! (She heads for the ship). Well, you two, I hope you have a pleasant stay! See ya later!

Krillain: Bulma, just give us a sec...

(Bulma halts)

Krillain: (turning on a big grin) So...hey, Gohan. What say we go back also.

(Gohan blinks in surprise.)

Krillain: (still brightly) Well, hey...there's so many people showing up, what do they need us for?

Mike: Krillain was chief of strategy for Chamberlain before the war. (Gohan just stares at him)

Krillain: (turning toward Bulma) Well, you see, Bulma...I'm ready for action, but I just don't want Gohan getting scared.

Gohan: What do you mean, Krillain? If we leave, then Vegeta will get the dragonballs.

Tom: I mean I'm ready to beat a cowardly retreat and the heck with everyone in the Next Dimension, kid! Geez, get with the program... Krillain: Oh, yeah...well, maybe we'll hand them over now, and we'll get them back next time!

Bulma: You know full well there's no way we can risk it. We don't have a choice.

Crow: The return of Bulma's spine! (Krillain nods, then sulks. Gohan suddenly spins around and focuses on something in the distance.)

Gohan: Krillain, behind you!

(Bulma hides behind the leg of the ship as Krillain turns.)

Bulma: Hey...what's there?

Krillain: I'm not sure...but I can tell it's weaker than Vegeta is!

(Gohan gulps.)

(Over the green lake, two figures in armor appear. One is humanoid, with pale blue skin, a mane of yellow hair, full mustache and side burns; the other seems somewhat amphibian, with a head fin and purple skin. They land near the craft.)


"Oh, he's been hitting the dye pot."
Humanoid: According to my scouter, they're around here someplace.

Crow: It's Darren Drozdov!
Tom: Oh, he's been hitting the dye pot.
Amphibian: Well, they'll be sorry.

Mike: Once they find out there was plenty of parking closer to the plot. (At the ship--)

Bulma: Guys, who are they?

Krillain: Don't know. Must be the Nameks.

(But it isn't Nameks that walk around the corner of the bluff. Bulma recoils.)

Bulma: What did I do to deserve this?

ALL: Hmmmmmmm... Humanoid: Hey, look.

Amphibian: I think the Nameks look quite tasty.

Humanoid: (laughing) These don't look like Nameks to me...but who cares? Zarbon says to take care of anyone we find here.

Tom: Oh, you kiss up. You always do what Zarbon says. (The two lift up in the air. Bulma follows their flight.)

Bulma: Look at the size of them!

Krillain: They're wearing the uniforms that the Saiyans wear...but they're not Saiyans!

Gohan: They're big!

Krillain: I don't know what they want with us!

Bulma: (quavering) Oh, my goodness. Maybe they're from the Namek welcoming committee or something...

(The two warriors float over the ship.)

Krillain: Gohan...lower your power level to throw off their readings.

Gohan: All right...

Amphibian: Will you look at these helpless runts! They look completely out of place. Definitely not warriors.

Crow: My readings say pastry chefs. Yours?
Tom: Baseball players. Look out for incoming spit.
Humanoid: What say we warm up with some firing practice on that porcupine-looking ship?

Amphibian: Sounds good to me! (He fires a blast from a hand weapon, hitting the ship right above the view port, which shatters.)

Krillain: Those jerks!

Mike: They sunk our battleship! Amphibian: (as the humanoid laughs) Hey, kiddy, I think I hear your mommy calling you!

Krillain: Gohan, let's get ready...to do some serious powering up!

Tom: (as Gohan) But my mommy's calling me...I gotta go in now! (The two earthlings begin to grit their teeth and snarl, much to the amusement of the warriors).

Amphibian: Well, will you look at that.

Humanoid: That little guy looks like he has stomach pains or something.

(They both start laughing, but their scouters flash a warning.)

Humanoid: What, it can't be! Look at that power reading!

Crow: Postal workers! We have postal workers! Red alert! Krillain: You set?

Gohan: Yeah!

(The two vanish, only to reappear in front of the now-screaming warriors. Gohan kicks the amphibian, completely twisting his head around. Krillain boots the humanoid into the amphibian. The two crash into the lake as Gohan and Krillain land and give each other "thumbs up.")

Tom: Our first kills on Namek! Feels pretty good! Krillain: Hey, nice shot!

Gohan: (childish giggling)

Crow: Killing is fun! (giggle) Bulma: (furious) What about the rest!? (Then she collapses in tears, looking up at the ship) Now we're never going to get home...

(Elsewhere, a pensive Zarbon is looking off into the distance.)

Frieza: You seem distracted. Is something bothering you, Zarbon?

Mike: I just can't remember if I set the VCR to tape All My Children before I left... Zarbon: Well, it involves the two men I sent to examine that power reading. I just don't what to make of it. The power reading went right through the roof, right around the time of battle. Then it just disappeared again. There's someone else out there...

Tom: Judge Crater?
Crow: Jimmy Hoffa?
Mike: The truth?
(Close-up of Frieza's face.)

Frieza: Oh, you think so? Besides Vegeta, that is?

Zarbon: Yes, it wasn't Vegeta. There were two power levels, both of them around 1500.

Frieza: 1500? That's not too much cause for concern. Still, I don't like their attitude. If you see them again, make them pay.

(Camera pans over the dying Namek elder.)

Tom: (groaning) Make sure...you tell them...you don't take Discover Card... (On earth...Goku is concentrating intently on a glass of water.)

Goku: That's it...focus on the water...concentrate your energy right through the glass...easy...easy...

Mike: Now, glass, we've never met before, right? (As he concentrates, the water in the glass begins to churn. It lifts out of the glass, still retain the shape of the glass. Goku mentally raises it toward the ceiling, then smiles as it stays in place.)

Chi-chi: (off-camera) Goku!

(Goku's concentration breaks. The water hits him in the face right as Chi-chi walks around the hospital partition.)

Chi-chi: Goku, what are you doing?

Goku: Ummmmm...I'm just...washing my hair.

Chi-chi: Oh. Why didn't you just say you needed a shampoo? I'll be happy to give you a hand. I don't really mind at all. It'll remind me of bathing Gohan when he was a boy. (She drapes a towel over the cowering Goku and begins to ruthlessly scrub, not really paying attention to what she's doing. Goku makes various noises of protest.)

Crow: Honey...you've never handled me like this before...I think the spark is back in our marriage! (Chi-chi stops scrubbing and looks up at the ceiling.)

Chi-chi: I just wonder where my little Gohan could be. I should have never let him run off to outer space. (Goku, groaning, peeks out from the towel as Chi-chi turns away.) I'm the worst mother in the whole world. I can't believe how irresponsible I was! (Mimicking Gohan as she walks out of the room) See ya later, Mom! I'm going off in a space ship that's never been tested, to a place no-one's ever been to, to battle large hairy warriors!

Tom: Oh, well, cie la vie. I'm still young, I can have another kid if I feel like it. Goku: (pulling the towel off and looking concerned) Gohan. I sure hope you're doing okay.

(On Namek, a whimpering Bulma is trying to fit some of the broken glass from the spaceship together. It shatters in her hands.)

Bulma: (wailing) Oh, there is no way!

Mike: I hate hard contact lenses! Bulma: It'll never work. Now we're going to be stuck here for ever and ever!

Krillain: Bulma, there might be more guys on the way. I hate to leave the ship, but we really should get moving.

Gohan: Don't worry, Bulma. Maybe if we find the Nameks, they'll help us repair the ship. I promise we'll make it back to Earth sometime. We just have to!

(Close up of Bulma crying)

Krillain: We'll find a way, Bulma.

Gohan: I think the trick is to keep our cool. Like Mr. Piccolo says, never panic.

Bulma: (snapping into anger mode) Okay! No problemo! Nitwit! (She starts crying over the ship again.)

Krillain: Bulma?

Gohan: Whoa.

Crow: Geez, destroy the only way to get back home and she goes to pieces. What a wimp. (In a valley elsewhere on Namek, Vegeta assumes an aggressive posture.)

Vegeta: So...you came to play. Well, let's play...

(During the next sequence...)
Mike: Tag, you're it!
Crow: No, you're it!
Mike: No, you're it!
(Kewie comes flying in and speeds past Vegeta, blowing his hair back. Vegeta chuckles. Kewie comes by for a second pass. There's an explosion. When the dust clears, Vegeta is hovering in mid-air, and Kewie is standing in ankle-deep skid marks where his blow missed. Kewie looks up and grins.)

Kewie: So, Vegeta...it looks like it's finally time to settle the score. I'm afraid you have such a low power level you won't be much of a challenge to me. (Vegeta silently lands and stands with his arms crossed). But I'll have fun with you...

Vegeta: I don't think so, Kewie.

ALL: (as if calling in pigs) Ke-WIE! Vegeta: See, I've learned a couple of new tricks. My time on Earth was good for teaching me some brand new techniques. Ha-ha-ha!

Kewie: Yeah, right. Let me guess. You learned how to run away.

Mike: Well, I did spend some time in France... Vegeta: (harshly) I learned to hide my power! (He begins to power up.)

Kewie: (startled, looking through his scouter) It...keeps getting higher!

Vegeta: (laughing. Veins are popping out on his forehead) I'm just getting warmed up, fish face! Better stick around...

Crow: Because...I'm serving fish-sticks for lunch! Ha, get it?
Tom: Mike, please hurt him for me.
Kewie: (beginning to be alarmed) It can't be! Your power level is as high as mine!

Vegeta: Oh, no! It's much, much higher than you could begin to imagine, Kewie! You see, while you've been relaxing with Frieza, I've been in training! Competing against everyone I came across, all the time growing stronger...and stronger...Ah, ha, ha!

Kewie: (beginning to sweat buckets) 20...21...22!

Vegeta: (screams)

(Kewie's scouter breaks...and miles away, so does Zarbon's. Dodoria turns to look at him.)

Dodoria: Zarbon! What was that?

Mike: I told you to get UV coated lenses! Zarbon: That can't be right. It read Vegeta's power level at twenty-two thousand before it went out. It must be some kind of mistake.


"Oh, nothing broken about mine, you bitch."
Dodoria: Twenty-two thousand, You've got to be kidding me. Yours must be broken.

(Zarbon fixes Dodoria with a cold stare.)

Tom: Oh, nothing broken about mine, you bitch. (Dodoria turns on his scouter)

Dodoria: Let me see here...(he gasps)

Zarbon: The number...?

Tom: Bitch. Dodoria: That's no good. This stupid thing can't be right. It's reading at twenty-four thousand!

Zarbon: Twenty-four thousand? That would mean that right now Vegeta's power level is even higher than ours.

Dodoria: It can not be true! At best, Vegeta's power level is at eighteen thousand!

Frieza: It's not surprising. Remember, he's been in battle almost continuously. It could have raised his power level substantially. You'll beat him...by joining both of your power levels together.

Zarbon: But, sir...

Crow: I don't wanna join my power level with Chris Farley's! Frieza: There is nothing to fear, Zarbon. Only twenty-four thousand, remember? Compared to me, that's like nothing at all. (Frieza chuckles.) Why do you think Vegeta is so desperate for the dragonballs? He knows that without them, he doesn't stand a chance against me. He's plotting to overthrow me. He even went to Earth, although I didn't order him to. And now, he dares to oppose me openly!

Mike: I guess Vegeta was outed. Frieza: There are three things I refuse to tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts and military insurrection! And it is unfortunate that ... heh, heh, heh, heh... our friend, Vegeta, possesses all three of these.

Crow: Obviously the regulations on pancake make-up are somewhat more lenient. (Back at the battle, Kewie has finally realized his danger and is backing away.)

Kewie: Wait...Wait! I have a really good idea. I can help you, you see. I'll ... I'll join your side. Together, you and I can probably take Frieza and all of his men.

Vegeta: (snarls)

Tom: We can win the double dutch tournament if we just team up! Kewie: Ahh...Even with your higher power level, you can't do it on your own, Vegeta. You're going to need someone to help you, someone just like me!

(Vegeta grimly advances on Kewie.)

Vegeta: I think I'd rather have chopped Kewie, but thanks for the offer!

Kewie: Hang on now...please, Vegeta!

Vegeta: (more snarling, more popping forehead veins)

Mike: Vegeta needs to cut back on his salt intake. Kewie: Think about it...you, me...

Crow: ...a loaf of bread, a bottle of wine... Kewie: Look! Look, behind you!

(Vegeta gasps and whirls, but...)

Kewie: (forming and throwing an energy ball) Sayonara!

Crow: Finally something gets translated right! (Vegeta turns back to see the energy ball heading for him. As it hits, Kewie takes to the air, hitting the area with a barrage of energy shots. A dome of energy forms. Kewie hits it with one last shot; the explosion leaves a huge crater.)

Kewie: (panting, then laughing. He lands next to the crater) He's even dumber than he looks. I can't believe he fell for the old look-out-behind-you trick.

(Voice off to the side): Hey, fish-head!

Crow: Shouldn't that be porifera-head?
Mike: I still think he looks more like a blackberry or something.
Tom: Since he's about to become jam, you may be right.
Kewie: GAAAA! (He whirls to see an untouched Vegeta only a few feet away).

Vegeta: I'm really disgusted by your tactics. I expected more, even out of you, Kewie.

Kewie: How can it be!?

Vegeta: Oh, yeah; I forgot to tell you. I also learned to increase my speed when I was on Earth.

Kewie: But how?!

Crow: Symposium in Central City given by this Allen guy. You should've gone! Vegeta: Don't worry. With all my new techniques, I can still fight the old fashioned way.

(Screaming, Kewie breaks and runs, but trips before he gets too far. When Vegeta turns toward him, Kewie takes off flying. Vegeta powers up and follows him. To Kewie, it looks as if Vegeta just materializes in front of him. Vegeta punches Kewie, then chuckles as Kewie falls out of control.)

Vegeta: See ya.

(He extends a hand; Kewie blows up. A red debris cloud fills the sky. Vegeta watches it, smirking.)

Tom: Wait, wait; did I get my Rush tapes back from him? Rats! Vegeta: If I cross your new dimension.

(Close-up of Dodoria, who's scouter is beeping like crazy.)

Dodoria: That twenty-four thousand reading for Vegeta must've been right after all. He's defeated Kewie like it was nothing.

Frieza: (tartly) I never really liked Kewie much, anyways. Now let's find the dragonballs!

(Vegeta is still at the scene of Kewie's death.)

Vegeta: Well, I'm sure they sensed my energy level through their scouters, so they know I'm here. I can take Zarbon and Dodoria, no problem; but Frieza...Frieza is still so much stronger. And they've all ready collected some of the dragonballs. Until I get all seven, I can't battle him, unless...I can find one and just hang on to it. Then I can steal the other six from Frieza.

(Vegeta looks up at the sky.)

Mike: Hey, God. Wanna rumble? Vegeta: You may be stronger than I am right now, but you forget that I'm much more clever. I will beat you, Frieza. (He starts laughing as the camera pulls away.)

(At the Namek village...)

Underling: There's a sign of a bunch of Nameks that way, Master.

Frieza: Well, that's good news. Maybe they can lead us to the next dragonball. Our collection is growing quite nicely. Make sure you keep on your guard until we know who those other guys are. Let's head out!

(Frieza and his guards all power up, and take to the air).

Crow: The Blue Angels are showing good form today.
Mike: Well, sure. They aren't in Germany.
Vegeta: (getting power readings on his scouter) Well, well, well; there goes the whole neighborhood! Frieza and all his boys might have a bit of trouble on the way! (He powers up, and takes off himself.)

(Bulma, Krillain and Gohan are climbing an incline next to a lake. Bulma is lagging far behind.)

Bulma: You guys, I don't know if I can go on. I need bottled water.

Krillain: Bulma, we gotta keep moving! They'll find us if we stay out here like this!

Bulma: (panting) You guys can fly, can't you? Why don't you just carry me?

Gohan: Bulma, we'd like to, but when we fly it puts out way too much energy. They'd see the power readings on their scouters, then they'd come after us for sure and we'd be in big trouble.

Bulma: (collapses)

Mike: It's hard to watch someone fall so far...
Tom: Please, read the literature, go to the meetings!
Krillain: Look, Bulma, over there! I bet you could hide in that cave, no problem...and it's not that far!

(Bulma raises her head and stares at the cave.)

Bulma: Now I must pass my days living in a cave. (Sobbing, she makes her way to it.)

Gohan: (just outside the cave) Krillain, do you sense that energy in the air?

Krillain: It feels pretty strong, and it's still rising. You don't think it could possibly mean... (suddenly he gets a flash from another direction and starts shouting) Trouble! Everyone head for cover on the double!

(Everyone dives into the cave. Gohan and Krillain poke their heads out.)

Gohan: It feels like Vegeta, but even stronger.

Krillain: you're right, Gohan. I don't know who it could be.

Gohan: If we stay in here, then they won't see us.

Krillain: Let's hope...

(Close-ups of Krillain and Gohan, both very tense, then a shot in the far distance over the lake. A group of bright lights appear, heading right toward them.)

Bulma: I see something!

(Shots of streaks of blue light, then a close-up of a dog-like warrior)

Announcer: Goku's back next Dragonball Z, but will he be in time to help Gohan and Krillain stop the forces of Frieza from overtaking the Nameks? Don't miss the next episode of Dragonball Z!

(FUNimation logo comes up. Credits start rolling as Mike and the 'Bots exit)


Sounds from Dragonball Z: Face-Off on Namek
Sayanora!
"Sayanora!" (17K)

See ya
"See ya." (10K)

Zarbon: "I don't think you have to worry about seeing that monkey-tailed abomination again." (48K)

Guard: "I think the Nameks look quite tasty." (35K)

Guard: "Hey, kiddy, I think I hear your mommy calling you!" (39K)

Vegeta: "I'm just getting warmed up, fish-face! Better stick around!" (47K)

Frieza: "There are three things I refuse to tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts and military insurrection. And it is unfortunate that our friend, Vegeta, possesses all three." (151K)

Vegeta: "I would rather have chopped Kewie...but thanks for the offer!" (44K)

Vegeta: "I will beat you, Frieza." (45K)

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