the thunder technique
(sample "pikachu thunderbolt attack! piikaaa..chuuuuu!")
I bring you a downfall of heavy rain and hail.
My wooden sword cuts, my steel will impale,
and as my deadly technique starts to hack and to cut,
the sky turns black and the heavens open up.
I strike with the speed and power of lightning,
and even my facial expression becomes frightening.
Too unpredictable so you start to show fear,
and as fast as I appear I dissapear and reappear,
and it's clear that my victory is already predetermined.
My strategy comes from the highest point of learning.
I bring storms, but not like Thor, more like a Chinese dragon.
I unleash a force stronger than you can imagine.
The energy release I unleash will increase
until your deceased, and now you rest in peace.
My monstrous powers and skills will astound you,
as I bring down torrential rains that will drown you.
The boom of thunder, and lightning crashes,
the flashs from the sparks as my sword edge smashes
on the top of your skull as the heavens open up
and your head opens up like a volcanoe erupts.
Blood rushes full force in a streaming jet,
leaving the whole area soaking wet.
As good as you can get, well I'm 20 times better.
My energy focused and my mind is unfettered.
When you hear the storm, you'd better run for cover.
My thunder technique will defeat any other.
The strategy of the lotus sutra leaves all my enemies crushed
this strategy will never fail me.
The air feels charged with the electricity when I battle,
and never do I stop until all of my enemies fall -
struck down by my lightning cuts as I slay,
so if you wanna live. Then you'd better start to pray.
I make a silent prayer to the shoten zenjin,
who give me protection which is why I always win.
My sword brings devastation to your whole army,
and not one single counterattack will harm me.
My storm rages on until you are all gone,
and I will never ever stop until the battle is won.
The destructive force of a lightning strike,
I will ignite and burn you down when we fight. right?
My wooden sword represents the booming thunder,
as it pounds and crashes splitting all asunder.
The lightning is flash of my deadly attack
that either knocks you down flat, or at least pushes you back.
The torrential rain is both the flurry of attacks
and plus the blood that rushes from you when your head cracks.
So the storm is coming, you'd better take cover
and try to find shelter once you hear the thunder.
You try to counter this, but it won't be any good.
This is something that you really should've understood.
If you ever have the chance then you'd better retreat.
If you try to stand your ground you will only face defeat.
If you want, by all means then you can challenge the style,
but you'll be running for cover in just a short while.
With the sting of defeat you will be fully mortified,
but if not you'll be dead. You might as well commit suicide.
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This song uses loads of samples, including "sunday shining" by Finley Quaye, "Down under" by men at work, and "Hardcore Hiphop" by Mantronix.
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