Fushigi Yuugi on WKML

DISCLAIMER: The characters DO NOT belong to us. They are copyright to someone else, and we just borrowed them for a while. This fic is OURs, and the characters are not however much we wish they were... ^_~ So, do not sueing us will bring you nothing.

ABOUT THIS FIC: This parody crossover fic has YAOI-ish flavour for those who think there is. It's safe for ANYONE to read. If you want... oh say, something MORE interesting *as if this one isn't... ^^;;* , hit the back button on your browser NOW or follow this link back to Angel Black.

This fic started from WKML's KnK's fantasy... Enjoy! ^_^


(KnK's intro)

Hotohori: Finally, someone who appreciates my good looks...

KnK: I have always appreciated you, Hotohori-sama... I shall always be faithful to you... unlike some ungrateful Suzaku priestess who shall remain nameless.

(reflection's cont)

[Enter Nuriko!! ^__^]

Nuriko: *gushes* Hotohori-sama! I appreciate you, too!

Hotohori: Gah!! Nuriko! What are you doing here??

Nuriko: I was waiting for you. I just knew you would show up! *advances on his highness* Oh, Hotohori-sama, do you know how much I really miss you?

Hotohori: er... no... *being backed against the edge of a cliff*

Aya: *waves katana* This isn't FYML!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!

(Juju's cont)

(pop in Juju)

Juju: Aya stop that! You might kill your fans *grab his hand on tip toes and not letting go*

Aya: Let go of me you! *stare at Juju*

Juju: WAHI!! Kawaii!!!! *grab his waist* Daisuki!

Aya: o.O

Juju: *Happily hugging Aya and looked at Hotohori* Hotohori-sama Daisuki!!!! *wink toward Hotohori*

Aya: THIS IS WKML!! *trying to fling Juju off and get to Hotohori*

(reflection's cont)

Nuriko: No one's gonna hurt MY Hotohori-sama! *grabs hold of Aya's coat... the belts... and lifts Aya up with his giant strengh like that boulder in his first apperience... oO;;*

Aya: What the?! *How can she be so strong?!* *Juju knows better then to get too close to Nuriko at a time like this and ...*

Juju: *lets go of Aya landing onto Hotohori* Wahi!!! Hotohori-sama!! *attaches herself to his arm and becomes immovable*

Nuriko: *sees this and drops Aya* Hotohori-sama!! *rushes over to attach himself to his other arm*

Yohji: *out of nowhere* Aya-kun! what happened to you? *both hands cupping Aya's face* Who did this to my beloved leader?

Aya: *weakly points his katana at Nuriko*

Yohji: What? A girl did THIS to YOU? *backs away from Aya* Man, then you probably did something terrible to her so you deserve it.

Aya: O_O... ><;;;; I WAS TRYING TO DEFEND WKML!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY're not from WK!!!! *Hotohori becomes S.D., freeing himself from both leeches but Juju grabs hold of him and hugs him to her chest tightly*

Juju: Oooohhhh!! Kawai!!! You're beautiful even when you're S.D......

Yohji: * now at Nuriko's side* Hey there, good looking, I've never seen

you around these parts before. Care for a tour of the place? My treat. *wink*

Nuriko: *blink* *tilts his head to one side cutely and smiles. A dozen white roses bloom behind him* Well...

Aya: Those are MY image flowers! You're breaking copyright! You gotta pay to use my flowers! *ca-ching* *ca-ching* *shakes head* GO BACK TO FYML!!

(Juju's cont)

Juju: Aya-san Ayan-san!!! *running to him as she was dragging SD Hotohori along the way* *stop in front of Aya as dollar signs still dancing in his eyes* Aya!! *shake him alittle*

Aya: "What now?!" *looking down at Juju and the poor sorta lifeless SD Hotohori after the dragged*

Juju: "We talking about you and Hotohori, so it's related to WKML. Both of you got such a sexy voice!!! Can't you tell you guys sound similar" *Flop Hotohori in front of Aya, as Hotohori return to his normal beautiful self*

Hotohori: I'm still the most beautiful creature in this world *as he straighten his cloth and hair*

Aya and Juju sweatdropped, while Youji and Nuriko are in the back talking about where to head for dinner as Nuriko smile seductively toward Youji while playing with the flower. While back on the other corner.

Juju: "What I'm trying to say.. eto.. What was I gonna say.." *think a bit*

Aya look at Hotohori with a strange face and then back at the still thinking Juju-chan.

Hotohori met Aya eyes *flip his hair aside and look at Aya* "I am so beautiful that I am attracting guys from other series" A huge sweatdrop appeared on Aya head "Get out of here you.. *point at Hotohori* You belong at FYML Not HERE and.. and.. *Aya stop for a moment*

Hotohori a bit puzzle but figure it's just prolly that he lost at word because his beauty dazed him.

(reflection's cont)

Aya: and... *walks straight up to Hotohori and stares straight at his face for a moment, then at the richly decorated clothes, and then the expensive looking sword* ... are you, by any chance, from some royal family?

Hotohori: -_- ... why... yes... *ca-ching* ...I'm the emperor of-*a loud scream interrupts his speech *CA-ching!!*

We all turn to look at Yohji and Nuriko... *everyone: turn. except Juju, who's fallen asleep thinking*

Nuriko: *who just screamed and now has both hands on his cute rosey cheeks ^_^* Oh, Yohji-san, you're so Bad~!! *^__^ Aya and Hotohori looks suspiciously at Yohji*

Juju: *wakes up* Nani? What happened? O_O??

Yohji: Hey, what did I do?! *Nuriko hides his.. er... her blushing face*

*__No one knew what had just happened so, ENTER: reflection, who does know__*

*...along w/ Ken*

*who landed on top of Aya*

*in position 69*

reflection: *stares at the couple and snickers* well, well, what have we here? ^_^ *yaoi fans start gathering in nearby bushes*

Juju: *steps over the two of them over to reflection* did I miss something? what happened?

reflection: *glances at Yohji-kun with a twisted smirk* He asked "her" out. *badly done imitation that needs your imagination* 'after dinner, I'll have you for desert!' *Nuriko blushes even more*

Aya: *grabs Ken's shirt and tries to throw him off* *fails* Yohji! Who's side are you on?!

Ken: Aya-kun!

Yohji: Nuriko's, of course!

Ken: AYA-kun!!

Aya: Nuriko's!

Ken: AYA-KUN!!!

Aya: What?! *Ken's shirt's ripped in two and his chest is exposed* *Hotohori and Aya nosebleed*

reflection: *ahem* I think this where Aya should have said-

Aya: Get out of-*everyone finshes with him in a very bored tone* WKML!!

(Juju's cont)

Aya: Nani!? What the..? *His words were cut short when he saw a shiny object slip out of Hotohori's clothing and a *Cling* sound were heard as everyone turn around*

Hotohori: *so elegantly look down* "Oop, my wallet fell" *At those words Juju dash pass Reflection-chan, Aya, Ken and pick up the wallet and holding it to her chest for dear life and a silly grin appeared on her face*

Hotohori: I think that is mine *pointing at her chest*

Juju: Oh! *blush* you so naughty...Hotohori-sama!! *Everyone sweatdropped minus Nuriko and Youji who's back to their own world*

Hotohori: Eto.. *retract his finger* I mean.. the object you holding, is mine.

Juju: *pout* Hotohori-sama!! Can I hold this for you, um er for save keeping ^__^.. *puppy eyes* I mean you don't don't.. need to hold something so heavy. HEAVY!! My! this is heavy....but I'll hold it. *smile toward hotohori as she put in her backpack from hammerspace :P*

Aya: *As the word HeavY!!* O.O *started to fling the half nake Ken off him and images of how to be friend to Hotohori appear on his head as he got up with ken grabbing on his leg.* Ken! GET UP!!! *Aya low his hand to help him up*

Ken: Aya-kun! you such a darling! *Ken took Aya hand and up he comes.. while a pool of sweatdrops appeared on everyone* *standing straight exposing his well muscle*

*Everyone noose bleed, including Juju and Reflection-chan*

Aya: *ignoring Ken commants* Here put this on. *Aya pull a orange shirt out of hammerspace and give it ken.*

*Juju beining very happy cause she holding something that belong to Hotohori-sama and smile sweetly toward him. Reflection watching all of there and observing.*

~~Back at their flower shop~~~

Omi: *In his though: Where is everyone!!? Leaving me here to look after the shop. And.." *His though was broken with sound of.....*

"OMI-kun!! I want that plant" "Omi-kun!! I want a dozen of those carnation"

"OMI-kun!! I want that freesia plant".. "Omi-kun...

Omi: *sigh* Hai Hai!! Coming... *though: "They better be back soon...."*

(refelction's cont.)

~~Back at WKML~~~

reflection: *observes and realised there's something missing. reached a hand into hamper space and fumbles around as if searching for something* hmm... dimention x? no... ano... where ARE you? here, kitty, kitty, kitty...

Aya, Ken and Yohji *who turns away from Nuriko suddenly*: what? *ken drops the shirt without realising... down a cliff*

reflection: *sweatdrop* Not YOU! ... ah ha!! *pulls out a freesia plant along the 17 year old with it..* *carnations tumble out as well*

Omi: Wha~? where am I? Huh? *everyone looks at Omi while Aya is still eyeing Hotohori with extreme interest.* ^_^;; er...

Juju: *turn away suddenly* Omi!! What are you doing here?

reflection: i thought it would be rude to leave poor Omi out again... you don't mind... do you? guys? *Ken shakes his head, smiling and half naked* *Aya starts trying to be polite with Hotohori* *Yohji is... well ... doing 'something'... with Nuriko... that we can't see* *Juju shrugs* Well... ok. So Omi stays. ^_^

*reflection and Juju try to explain to Omi what's happened here*

Omi: Hotohori-sama and Nuriko-kun fron FY? *Yohji doesn't hear that* *Omi eyes Aya* er... guys.... what's Aya...?

Aya: Dreadfully sorry your highness! I didn't mean to seem so impolite... I don't know what got into me just now. *bishounen smile! hot! Hot!* *omi: O_O;;* *Ken: X_X;;* *reflection: oh AYA!!* *Juju: oh, Kuyasu-sama!!*

Hotohori: *no one can resist my beauty* it's quite all right, my good man. It happens to less-lovely ppl quite often... jealously, I understand. *the grip on Aya's katana tightens*

*back to Yohji and girl... guy... er... Nuriko... who happen to be in that bed of roses and whatever else that came with Omi from hamperspace*

Nuriko: You're such a flirt, Yo-tan! *giggles and shys from him* I bet you say that to all the 'girls' you meet...

Yohji: Oh no, it's just you *as IF, Juju thinks* How can I resist such a pretty face?

reflection: *to Juju* it's the mole isn't it? Asuka had a mole inder her eye, too...

Omi: er... guys? why am I here? *everyone ignores him* Ken? *ken rips away at the remains of his torn shirt, staring at Aya and glaring at Hotohori* This is so unfair! reflection! it's boring! take me back!

Juju: You don't know how to?

Omi: I'm more interested in net space then hamper space, how would I know how it works?? *listeners sweatdrop and proceed to ignore Omi*

Ken: *Hotohori smiles at Aya's comments and Aya edges closer... without the katana...* *Ken stands up and walks between them suddenly* THAT'S ENOUGH!!!

*everyone stops to watch*

Ken: *;_; turns face to Aya with threatening tears* Aya, how can you be so materialistic?? So he has money, he's a king, so what? I have LOVE!! *hugs Aya ^_^* He's the most egotistical man I've ever seen? Worst then Yohji!

Yohji: Hey!

Ken: You can stand that for money?

Aya: Ken! *what the Hell's gotten into Ken!!* *reflection quickly hides the keyboard from the guys*

Hotohori: *the image of Maika hugging Tamahome flashes before his eyes, he shakes his head and he starts oogling Ken's muscular... er ... back...*

reflection: *whispers to Omi: Aya's not gonna like this... Hotohori's interested in Ken now...*

*Juju takes another look at Hotohori's wallet*

*reflection takes out keyboard again*

Nuriko: Yohji-kun... may I ask you something? *innocent girly act*

Yohji: Anything, my dear!

*Omi sees reflection with keyboard*

Nuriko: Are you... *he fears the 'dreaded' word* Straight?

Yohji: T_T;; Of course.

*Omi sneeks behind reflection to read*

Nuriko: *grasps dramatically* Then I'm afraid I cannot *crosses arms over chest leaning away, looking back at him with intense eyes* follow through with our earlier 'plans'!

*the wkmlers lean closer to listen, some snicker quietly while Omi starts planing something...*

Yohji: *huh? is she... bisexual or somthing?* What do you mean you can't?

Nuriko: Because... *Omi suddenly distracts reflection, taking over the keyboard* *Flings 'herself' at Yohji* I'm obsessed with you! I won't stand to be two-timed or anything! If you wanna date me you gotta promise me that one thing, that you'll be mine and only mine, and I'll give you everything you've ever dreamed of!! *suddenly draws back in surprise, thinking: why the heck did i do that? what was I saying?! Oh, Hotohori-sama!!*

reflection: Omi-kun! *Omi snickers, cute eyes reflecting in hers* Oh, Omi-kun! Can I have the keyboard now? ^_^

Omi: ...if you stop ignoring me...

Juju: *looks up and starts reading what's happened so far that she's missed after finding photographs of Hotohori in his wallet. ^^;;* *she takes the keyboard instead*

(Juju's cont)

Juju: Omi-kun, when DID you don't want Reflection-chan ignoring you?! *Omi blushed* Reflection-chan, I didn't know something WERE going on between you two?! *Smirk*

Omi: Nothing is going on

Juju: Really!!? *darting her eyes at Omi as she fumble around with the keyboard and staring at Hotohori and Aya* *smirk* *Aya and Hotohori all suddenly appeared by Juju side and present her Roses*

*Omi and Reflection-chan sweatdropped and wide eyes*

Reflection: "Juju-chan, what are you typing?!*

Juju: ooh *giggles* nothing, just um er um....*blush*

Aya: Here's beautiful roses for a pretty girl *handing it to Juju*

Juju: Aya! *blush* Arigatou *she takes the flowers*

Hotohori: *flip his hair to the side and sparkles. Gently hand Juju his bouquet. Juju except as she blush*

Juju: *thinking: This is heaven *swoon* two of my favorite character fall in love with me, life is so good *giggles*

Nuriko: *seeing then rush over to Hotohori's side and puppy face.* Hotohori-sama, I love you too. I want roses from you too.

Hotohori:"But you want Youji-san there *pointing at Youji who's trying to figuring out what's going on and looking at Nuriko.*

Nuriko: Demo..I didn't know what came over me. I Only love....I ONLY LOVE Youji-san, I'm gonna marry him and have a family with him!! *Nuriko gasped*

Hotohori: *hearing that return his attention to Juju*

Juju: *giggles*

Reflection: *stare at Juju and wonder what's she typing* *whispered* You having fun, ne ne?!

Juju: *whispered back* Of course, why else do you think this keyboard is for..:P *went back to typing*

Omi: *appeared right next to Reflection and present her a bouquet of varies flowers and knee down on his need with a box in hand*

Juju: *giggling non-stop is sitting with Hotohori and Aya next to her.* *thinking: I think Aya forgot about money for now..which is good. *smirk**

Reflection: *stare at Omi wide eyes and glare at Juju*

Juju: *feeling Reflection's stare* Why you looking at me like this, don't you want Omi..or he's no good.. :P

Omi: *pout and puppy face looking at Reflection-chan* I really love you!!! *opened the box infront of him revealing a beautiful diamond bracelet* I want you wear this, it look really pretty on you.

Reflection: *only stare at Omi O.O and at the bracelet but relieve came over her*

Juju: *only giggles and enjoy her hand on the keyboard. *thinking: Who know what I can think of next.. hmmhmm making Youji and Nuriko stripe maybe* *smirk* *I'm not letting Reflection-chan have the keyboard this is fun fun...* kakakakkekkekekeke... :P

(reflection's cont)

reflection: Juju-chan... *ignoring Omi... again*

Omi: Reflection-chan...

Juju: *snickers* you should tend to Omi-kun first, ne? ^_~

reflection: but... but... Omi's... ... that isn't what I want...

Juju: You really wanted a ring?! ^^;;

reflection: No... I meant Omi...

Omi: You don't like me?

reflection: I didn't mean that... ;_; ... But I don't want Omi-kun to waste his money on material things like that... *other Omi fans get ready to kill reflection*

Omi: you're so considerate! but, um... I hacked into Aya's account for the money.

Aya, Ken and Juju: What?!

Ken: You mean Aya-kun had so much money all along?

Aya: Omi! How could you? That's for Aya-chan!

Omi: Persia's paying for the expenses, ya know. As long as you're working for him, he'll take care of everything. You don't need that money!

*while they're bickering*

Yohji: You want to marry me? *sweats* We've just met...

Nuriko: I... I didn't mean what I said... I wasn't thinking when I said that; the words just flew out of nowhere! *panics cutely*

Yohji: *tips Nuriko's chin to face him* I... understand... I DO have such a way with women...

Juju and Reflection: *facevaults* women, eh?

Hotohori: woman? Nuriko? *breaks into manly laughter*

Ken: *busy looking up Aya's account* *suddenly looks up* Aya? *actually looks past Aya and Omi arguing* Hotohori-sama! *eyes widen* Your voice...

Hotohori: *stops laughing* Yes, Ken-kun?

Ken: I... you're voice is so... *blushes*

Hotohori: Ken-kun, *slowly and elegantly makes his way to Ken* You like my voice? *Ken vaguely nods*

Ken: *thinks: isn't... Aya voice...?* I think I fell in love with your voice a long time ago...

Hotohori: You've heard about me before?

Ken: you could say that... *blushes some more*

Hotohori: well then, I'd like to tell you what I love about you as well, my beautiful. *sweeps the half naked Ken off his feet and walks into the nearly forest*

Juju: *sighs* ;_;

Yohji: man, I always knew Ken-kun was into yaoi...

Nuriko: Nani? you mean you aren't?

Yohji: o.O;;

Reflection: oh Yohji-kun, YOU're in for a Surprise. ^__^;;

Yohji: what are you talking about?

Aya: Shi-NE~!!!

Omi: *runs for cover, dragging Reflection away with him* Wwaaaa!!! *crashes

into the forest where they find Hotohori and Ken*

Hotohori: *leaning over Ken, kissing his face softly* You're the most beautiful masculine form I've ever come across, next to me.

Ken: *lying in the grass, oblivious to all but Hotohori... and THAT voice... ^_~* ... hm... mm...

Omi and reflection: *blushes ferociously*

reflection: *whispers to Omi* er... maybe we should leave them alone?

Omi: looks like they're enjoying it. *looks studiously at Hotohori's technique and eyes reflection hopefully*

reflection: *sweatdrops* *walks away from the scene with Omi following* *where's that keyboard...?*

Juju: *cackling over the keyboard* kakakakakakekekekekekeke...

reflection: *hears the cackling over the typing* oh great... ^^;; Omi: um... do you think ...?

reflection: *reaches into hamperspace and yanks the keyboard back to her hands* *types*

~switch scenes~

Back to... Yohji-kun and Nuriko-kun now... ^___^

Juju: *the keyboard reappears in Juju's lap* well, if that's what you want, ok. ^_~ *starts typing again*

Yohji: what did you mean when you said you thought I was into yaoi?!

Nuriko: Well.... you like me, ne?

Yohji: Huh? So?

Nuriko: *blushes* Yohji-kun... there's something you don't understand. *reaches to undo the first button of the dress*

Yohji: *wha-? she's fast!* hey wait! Shouldn't we do this in a more private environment?

Nuriko: *blushes some more* Oh, yes, of course! ^_^;; *stands up and they go behind some convinient bushes*

~back to Omi and reflection~

reflection: Oh, come on! So fast?

Juju: I wanna know what you two are up to. *smirk*

Omi: n-nuthin'!

Juju: *bigger smirk* really!!? ^___^

Omi: *sweatdrops* ^^;;

reflection: *cough* nothing happened. if anything did, I doubt any of the other Omi fans would forgive me. ^_^;;

("some" Omi fans: we would! we wanna know how good Omi is!)

*collective sweatdrop*

reflection: Omi's a good boy.

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~!!!", echos through the whole WKML area.

everyone runs to the source: Yohji

Yohji: *wide eyes and thoroughly traumatized* Nu- NuriKo's... a *gasp* GUY-!

Nuriko: *quickly buttoning up the dress* Yohji-kun, I'm sorry.

Yohji: you... You're sorry?! What about me?

Nuriko: *looks hurt* *Ken kneels by his side and hands him a tissue box from hamper space*

reflection and Ken: Yohji-kun, that's not a nice thing to say.

Omi: yeah, you dolt! You should have known Nuriko's a guy!

Yohji: Why would I've known? I don't watch that FY anime they're from!

Aya: some detective you are...

Yohji: hey, that's why I'm an assassin now.

Ken: Are you all right, Nuriko-kun? Yohji-kun didn't try anything with you did he? *Yohji glares at Ken, truely offended*

Nuriko: No... he's been nothing less of a gentleman... *shiff* that is... until... *sniff* *shiff* ... Ken-kun... you smell familiar.

Ken: Eh? *blushes as red as Hotohori does*

Hotohori: that doesn't really matter, what matters is that Yohji made you cry. And he's gonna pay for interupting our trys~

Ken: Our chat!

Nuriko: *slightly suspicious but lets it pass* I think I should be heading home then... *pouts femininely*

Yohji: *pained expression on his face*

Juju to reflection: *looks like Yohji's starting to have second thoughts, ne? *reflection nods*

Ken and Hotohori: *exchange glances* *phew*

Ken: I suppose you oughtto be going back now, ne? You have a Kingdom to rule.

Hotohori: Yes... but, Ken-kun... I'll miss you dearly while we are apart.

Nuriko: ...Hotohori-sama... *stepping through hamperspace to FY dimension but gazes back at Yohji and Hotohori sadly*

Aya: ... *looks at the pairings and thinks: I smell profit here...*

Hotohori-sama! Nuriko-kun! Wait! *both FY characters turn around* If you wish, you can return anytime. *Aya smiles*

Omi and wkmlers: O.o;;

Aya: $_$ just tip me when you come and go, and I'll try to arange some times for you ppl, ok?

Nuriko: we... we'd be glad to visit again... *looks at Yohji*

Yohji: *can't meet Nuriko in the eye*

Nuriko: Yohji-kun, I have a very nice time with you.

Yohji: *looks at Nuriko and wavers* *thinks: I DO like Nuriko..., ne?* *smiles back* Yeah, same here, Nuriko..-kun. ^_^

Nuriko: ^_^ *to Aya* thank you, Aya-kun! You're wonderfully kind!

Hotohori: Yes, *smiling at Ken the way he "used to" smile at a certain un-nameable Suzaku priestess...* My thanks, Aya-kun.

*they dissapear into hamperspace, returning back to FY with more secrets to keep then before* ^_^

Juju and reflection: *decide they might as wellbe going now, and leave the story to the rest of your imagination*


Omi: Reflection-chan?

reflection: Nani, Omi-kun?

Omi: write back soon. ^_^

reflection: ^_~ Of course, Omi-kun!

Juju: ^____^** *giggles happily that she still has Hotohori's wallet in her grasp* Hotohori-sama~!


[*PHEW* ~KO ~END FIC ~FINISHED...]


Well? You like?
*It's finally come to an end... or has it. ^__^ Will Ken and Hotohori... or Nuriko and Yohji... *smirk* Guess you'll all have to wait for sequels... if Juju and I can survive this experience in the wkml... hehehehehe *plops to bed for a long~ sleep... Over and out! ^_~


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