The Lil'll Cake Fic

Those of you at the Weiß Kreuz Mailing List had probably seen or at least heard of this fic. The WKML is where it all started. ^_^ This fic is currently titled CAKE but it's a working title so I do welcome your colorful suggestions.

DISCLAIMER: Yep, the characters DO NOT belong to me; I wish there were. You won't make money if you sue me 'cause I have no income and therefore no money for you to sue off.

ABOUT THIS FIC: This fic is MINE. However, the Idea for it came from midori-chan who came up with this interesting convo in the middle of icing talk ^_~:

Fangirl: Don't you want to know? You certainly need to know.
Crawford: Need to know what?
Fangirl: Whether or not they make blue cake icing.
Crawford: ....and why, pray tell, do I need to know that?
Fangirl: You'll find out soon enough....just wait til you get home, hehe...

*ahem* So anyway, 'Cake' is what that little snipet churned out. Brief warming though, this fic has YAOI content WITHOUT Pornography. If male x male relationships disturbs you or if you're a minor, that's 16+ in some places and 18+ in most, hit the back button on your browser NOW or follow this link back to Angel Black and find something... less 'interesting' to read.

And so we start off with the birthday boy, Brad Crawford, coming back to his room from a long day...

Crawford opens the door and...

O_O


...comes face to face with a gigantic HUGE mint chocolate cake with multi-colored sprinkles in the middle of his room.

*blink* *blink* he thinks: what in hell's name...?? Walks around the cake not looking away. Spots a little note on his bed behind the cake:

"Surprise, Brad. Happy Birthday with Lots of LUV."(1)


Crawford smiles; he knows what's gonna happen next. Quickly disperses his tan suit and Armanis and... 'Wow, you're quick!' Crawford turns around (with not much on ^_^), locking his eyes on a scrumptiously sexy looking Schuldich smiling down at him from the top of the cake. 'Forget the rest, Baby.' Schuldich opens his arms to Crawford. 'Tell me what you see now.'(2) Crawford licks his suddenly dry lips. Pulls Schu-hunney out of the cake, leaving it rather deformed and bent on one side... Pushes him back onto said side by the force of his lips... and hands... and such. Tongues spar and handfuls of chocolate and sprinkles fly about the room. Echoes of mannish moans bounce off the walls.

* * *

Nagi cocks his head to one side. 'Farfello... do you hear something?'

Farfie gives him an odd look.(3) 'No... but I smell...'

'...Mint chocolate...' Nagi finished off.

?? O_o o_O ??


* * *

'Uh, Brad...'

Crawford stops licking for a moment and looks up from Schu-hunney's *ahem*.

'Nani?'

'We don't have lubrication...'

'...'

Crawford gabs a fistful of the convenient whip cream that 'used' to be on the top of the 'cake' and~

'OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!!!!'

* * *

'You're right.' Farfello looked at Nagi. 'I hear something.'

* * *

'You know what?'

Both men lie on the sticky floor, surrounded by chocolate and cream and sprinkles , exhausted.

'I see cleaning bills for the carpet and everything else in this room, Honey... And,' Crawford reaches over and licks the cream from Schu-hunney's nose. 'I see you paying for them.'

...

Footnotes:
1. Schuldich is the only one I'm allowing to call Crawford Brad in my fics! I like it that way. Besides, everyone else sticks to Crawfordm, too. It only seems right that Schuldich is the only guy who calls him by his first name since he's the closest one to him. ^_^

2. Brad has the ability, it seems, to see into the future. Weiß Kreuz fans should know this...

3. midori said: "Hmm...wait....wouldn't an "odd look" be normal for Farfie-chan? Then perhaps he should be giving Nagi a perfectly normal look, ne? ^_^" Then I said, "You can take 'em anyway u want (in more ways than one)."

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