last update: spring 2000
welcome to the world of girl power. no, i am not a militant lesbian feminist. just in case you wondered. and
no, i do not support the spicegirls.
if you're going for the Girl Power thing, just look at the PowerPuff Girls (pictured above.). sigh. my heros. ;) haha
guys: this isn't going to be the place for you. you're not going to have fun. so i suggest you push that "back" button on your browser. and if, for some reason, your brain couldn't decipher what i just wrote...well...don't complain later that i didn't warn you.
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one day i just woke to the realization that, well, guys in general (i am not attacking YOU specifically...why are you taking this to heart anyway, if you're not the scum i'm talking about?) can be, well, scummy.
maybe these are just some guys i see around school... especially the ones who stand in the freaking middle of the parking lot with their pants hanging off their asses and their colorful boxers/briefs showing at the hipline, hocking up and spitting on the ground or on people's cars (and you thought that was bird poopie, didn't you?) and, like, refusing to move. even when you honk. like maybe you're honking in appreciation of the view of their puny butts. while you're about to burst a blood vessel, they just stand around staring off into space with an expression of "I AM GOD'S GIFT TO HUMANITY" emblazoned on their foreheads.
then there's the fact that many of my friends (the girl ones) find these creatures attractive. they enter into these no-win touchy-feely relationships with the loogie-hockers and eventually (and, i'm beginning to think, inevitably) end up weeping their brains and energy out over them.
unfortunately, though these incidents occur quite often, it's only a matter of time before the girls stop crying and find ANOTHER one to take care of. this always happens.
so me and my friend (we'll call her lilith) decided to stick together to help each other be strong through the period of time (now) we have dubbed TMSWEGH. (The Mating Season Where Everybody Got Horny.) we're The Last Of The Single Girls and we are an endangered species. we base ourselves around the motto
(Chicks Over Dicks)
many people find us offensive, or even frightening. this is part of the reason i have posted this page. (yes, i admit that the above bout of guy-bashing was the other reason. i apologize to the decent guys out there. i am a girl. i have pms. try to understand.) to correct you- let me elaborate on what we COD girls are thinking.
*we are single because WE WANT TO BE. this is completely, absolutely voluntary.
*we do not hate all guys. some of them merely irritate, disgust, or just plain piss us off sometimes. admittedly many other things can do this to us as well, but guys are the main cause at the moment.
*we believe that girlfriends should stick together no matter what happens--no matter how many guys come and go. we find that many girls who step into relationships tend to neglect their girlfriends, then expect them to sit around waiting for the breakup and return. i don't like dealing with neglect and broken pieces.
*we believe in putting the girlfriend first. if she calls you up upset, you tell the guy on the other line to go away. or if you should fall for a guy that your girlfriend likes, you should step back and re-evaluate how much he means to you. this is for everyone's safety. (i don't like catfights either.)
*no offense is intended with the use of "dicks" in our motto. you wanna complain then complain about how derogatory "chicks" sounds too. the words RHYME, okay, and "COD" was not made up by either of us, so chill.
*plus. come on girls...don't you agree being a girl is so much fun-er than being a boy? =) even with pms.
so to the other single undeclared COD girls out there...live free, do *girly* and lovely things, love yourself (never never never just rely on a guy for that), remember that you are perfect in your own way, and don't give up dreaming of the ideal man. it keeps standards high. =)
hey~~ read: The Bean Trees by Barbara Kingsolver. Taylor Greer is a very cool character. =)
or just get kicks out of Bridget Jones's Diary. I love reading Sharon's rants. ^_^;;
wanna join up and declare yourself a COD member/believer/girl? any comments? (okay, slow the attacks guys. i wasn't targeting anyone. =P and please, if you've got something to say about this, email me rather than posting it up on your own page or something. thanks.) email me: happydaisy@mostlysunny.com
kinda sickeningly optimistic email add, isn't it? =)
all right. now go back to my main page and enjoy your stay. =)