Disclaimer: All these charcters do not belong to me. They are the property of Naoko Takeuchi. Well, for those people who actually like the little pink spore(can't imagine why) you shouldn't be reading this.
The scene opens to a calm serene morning. The sun is shining and the birds are singing. There was only one thing that could ruin this perfect, perfect day.
Serena: Come back here you little--
Reeny: Ptttthththththtbbsss!
Darien: AAHHHHHAAHH!
It would appear that Reeny was on the rampage again. The little girl was yanking her future father around by the collar, regardless of the sharp tiny stones that were scattered about on the gravel.
Serena: Give me back my Darien you little spore!
Reeny: Darien's mine! I'm going to marry him!
Darien: You can't marry me! I'm your father for godssakes!
Reeny gives Darien a sugary sweet smile.
Reeny: Sure you can.
Darien: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Serena works at prying the little pink creature off her boyfriend's neck. However the little piece of--
Serena: Hey author, you're not supposed to say that.
--*cotten candy* had a grip like iron.
Reeny: Darien's mine!
Darien is crying at how cruel fate is to him.
Darien: This isn't happening, this isn't happening!
All of a sudden, there is bright white flash of light. Darien is unconcious and in his place, there stands the Moonlight Knight!
Serena: Get outta here ya moron! This fic doesn't need you!
Reeny takes out her locket and shouts the words.
Reeny: Moon Prism Power!
In the midst of swirling *pink* ribbons and cheesily sweet music, Reeny transforms into Sailor Chibi Moon.
Serena : Damn!
The Moonlight Knight: Have no fear! I shall protect you!
He proceeds to shower the small pink thing with white roses. Of course, this does nothing to stop her.
Sailor Chibi Moon: Oh Darien! Roses! How sweet!
At this, The Moonlight Knight decides to take a hike. He disappears in awful mock up Arabian music.
Serena: Come back here ya coward!
Seeing the yellow bellied louse of a boyfriend she had, Serena decides to take matters into her own hands. She taps into the communicator to call the other Sailor Scouts.
Serena: Ami? We've gotta get rid of the spore!
The communicator winks off.
Serena: *censored*
She calls Rei next.
Serena: Rei, you've got to help me get rid of Reeny!
The communicator winks off.
Serena: Why that little *censored*, *censored*, slut!
Serena reaches Lita and Mina.
Serena: Lita, Mina.... come down here and help me!
They are down by Serena, now transformed as Sailormoon, in five seconds flat, through a huge plothole.
Serena: Oh, I'm so glad you guys are here! It's the last straw-- Reeny tried to drag Darien off to bed!
She points at the unconcious figure.
Lita: Uuhh, Serena? Why didn't you tell us Reeny was involved?
Sailor Jupitor and Venus wave goodbye.
Venus: Catcha later Serena!
They leave. Sailor Moon is left to battle the odious creature alone.
Sailor Moon: Some friends! Well, I can do this alone!
She points her Heart Rod at Chibi Moon. Just then--
Uranus: Serena! Don't do it!
Uranus and Neptune ponder this while looking at the growling little pitbull. Her red eyes gleam evilly at them. She attempts a 'Pink Sugar Heart Attack' at them.
Neptune and Uranus: Never mind.... go ahead!
The hearts rip the little creature standing stupidly in the way to shreds. Uranus and Neptune cheer. At that moment, the other scouts arrive.
Mercury: Serena! How could you kill your own daughter?
All the scouts join their hands and launch an atack at the residual slime that was Chibi Moon. She disappears amid horrendous cries.
Sailor Chibi Moon: I'll be back....!
They all detransform as Darien begins to stir.
Darien: Oh Serena, I had the most awful dream! I dreamt that the little creature was trying to make me sleep with her!
The others smile and walk off.
Serena: Darien, now we can be together, forever!
The scene closes as just a tiny bit of pink slime slithers away down into the sewer...
The End
This Fanfic was written by Cresent Star
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Ami:
ReI: Why the hell should I? She's *your* daughter!
Mina and Lita: Sure, no prob!
Mina: yeah, why?
Serena: Would you guys have come otherwise?
Lita: Good point.
Sailor Moon: Where the bloody are you guys going?
Jupiter: Oh... I uh, have a date with some one...
Venus: Yeah... me too!
Neptune: This is going to upset the space/time continumum!
Sailor Moon: So?
Sailor Moon: Yes! Moon Spiral Hearts Attack!
Mars: And I thought you were gutless! Way to go Serena!
Jupiter: Hey! It's still moving!
Venus: Quick! Sailors, join powers and attack!
Uranus: Not by a long shot as far as I'm concerned!
Serena: It was just a dream Darien. The little spore is gone!
Darien: (happily) Really? (starts rejoicing)
Darien: Yes, my sweet.
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