It was another very hot day in Tokyo. A bit too hot. For today was the day when the brat Chibi Usa decided to come out of her Rabbit hole and into the light. So Chibi Usa was strolling down the street, when suddenly she spots a yummy looking ice cream a baby had. What kind of baby has an ice cream all by itself? Oh well. Chibi Usa thinks to herself, 'it would be so easy to take it.' Since Chibi Usa had no morals whatsoever, she grabbed the baby's ice cream and munched it down. Only problem was, the baby had plans of its OWN. Like a sly devil, it put in some poison. Not a lot. Just enough so that Chibi Usa would fall unconscience. YEAH! GOOD BABY! GOOD BABY! Chibi Usa fell into a deep state of unconscienceness or whatever. She dreamt of her horsie, the pegasus, the one, the only, HELIOS! She dreamt of the magical time she shared with her horsie, the horse that said, "Chibi Usa, you little scumbag!" "I KNOW I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUCH MY VERY OWN BEST BEST HORSIE!" Chibi Usa replied. "NOOOOO!! GET OFF ME CHIBI USA! STOP RAPING ME! NOOOOOO!! PLEEAAAAAASE! SOMEONE HELP ME!" Helios cried and cried. Chibi Usa, ofcourse, being the devil in disguise, just got more and more intense. What a bitch! Raping a poor innocent pegasus! "Pegasus, I love you," were Chibi Usa's only words. "I hate you Chibi Usa, you little Pink Haired, Red eyed, Baka!" Pegasus replied. Then Chibi Usa woke up. She felt her head. Something seemed to be missing... HER HAIR! She was going completely bald! With nothing left to do but feel all her baldness, Chibi Usa screamed at the top of her lungs. Boy, what a scream! It echoed and echoed... and left a ringing that stayed for damn near an hour! Finally, Chibi Usa got enough strength to run back to her home. She ran through the streets holding her two pointed hair things. You know. The scary spice hair? The two horns of Satan? Well that's what she carried. She sobbed until she got to the front door of the house and starting going freaking nuts when no one answered. In an act of being cruel, she took of her "essence of pink" shoes and lunged them at the door. What a feeble attempt to even get anyone to answer, especially since no one was home. Chibi Usa, now barefoot, ran around her house screaming profanities at her mother. UH OH! THE CREATOR OF THIS REALLY INSANE FANFICTION JUST PUSHED CHIBI USA INTO A PIT OF DULL NAILS! Awwwww... that's so sad! Chibi Usa ran through the streets, screaming at how much she hated her life. But then, as if things could not have been worse, her arch nemesis, Sailor Mercury shows up. "Chibi Usa, I shall stop you for your hedious crime to the city of Tokyo, the battle ends here!" Mercury yelled. "Moon Crisis, Make up!" Chibi Usa yelled, and she turned into the ever pink, Super Sailor Chibi moon. Wow. She's gonna hurt someone with her Twinkle Bell. Sailor Chibi moon, noticing a nail through her foot, pulled it out and threw it at Mercury, who easily dodged it. "What an attack! Just watch THIS!" Mercury said, holding her hands out and yelling, "Shabbon Spray!" A thick fog covered the street, but not only could Chibi Moon not see, but MERCURY couldn't see. "Hey! Where is everyone? Is that coffee? Can I have some?" Sailor Mercury asked. Just as Mercury tried to get a cup of coffee, (Hey, last night was too long. She had to sharpen 60 whole pencils!) the creator of this bizarre fanfic kicked her back into the fog. "Yeah well, I have a pegasus that flaps his wings and calls me a scumbag!" Chibi Moon yelled arrogantly. She then took out her Twinkle Bell and started to ring it. Oh no! What ever will happen to Mercury? Will she survive the likes of Pegasus? I think not. Pegasus came swooping down yelling, "Chibi moon, you scummie calling me to do all your dirty work, what the hell do you want now?" Chibi Usa, being the bitch that she is, merely stuck her nose in the air and pointed at Sailor Mercury. Pegasus trudged toward Mercury, but at the last second, kicked Chibi Moon with his back legs! YEAH! GO HELIOS! GO HELIOS! Sailor Mercury, now getting a KICK out of this, was getting a bit vain. She yelled, "Come on you pink baldey, get up and fight!" Sailor Chibi moon didn't like that one bit. She took out her Twinkle Bell and made an effortless attempt to throw it at Mercury. Ofcourse, Mercury's computer couldn't track down the speed of the soaring Twinkle Bell, so Mercury being lame as anyone, picked up a book and started reading. The Twinkle Bell smashed into Mercury's head. God, this fight isn't going anywhere! Hmm.. who to add to kill them both.. AH! Sailor Pluto comes strolling along and sees the fight in action. She snickers at the sight of Chibi moon and Mercury going down to the level of pulling at each other's.. well.. Mercury's hair and earrings. Pluto, being the seductive natured person and ultra powerful Senshi she is, holds the Time Staff up high, releasing a bright light. The Time Gates slowly open in front of Chibi moon and Mercury. They both scream, but then the noise is sucked right into the empty portal of darkness. They both struggle from falling into the Time Gates, but there is no stopping it. They both fall into the Time Gates right as they slam shut for eternity, or whenever Pluto wants to kill the Sailor Starlights. Eh, whichever comes first. THE END!
This fan fic was written and is copywrited by Sailor Pluto. She encourages any comments/complaints/death threats to be sent to her at SlrPluto@aol.com....VULGAR ONLY PLEASE!
