The Great Gatsby
Director: Broome
Cast: Heath, Paul, Resnick, Reiner, Broome, Courtney, Andi, Ichi, Knopp, Hillock
The classic novel by F. Scott Fitzgerald dealt with love, greed, and having your breast ripped off by reckless drivers...our version however fails to capture any of these themes. Plagued by no budget, unstable continuity and casting, and mid-production cancellation, this excuse for cinema is the epitome of BAD. Hell, the film ain't even done yet and it's our fuckin' figurehead. Does that spell success or what?

Pencil Test #1
Director: Broome
Cast: Ichiban
There isn't much to this one. However, it features Zalamia killing himself two, count 'em, TWO times. What more could you ask for?

Cup O' Grease Lightning
Director: Broome
Cast: Broome, Davis, Fink, Ichiban
This film is a 7 minute ride through bad movie hell. Filmed straight through without re-taking any scenes, it includes no plot, mistakes and screwups aplenty, 3 mph car chases, some random little kid, and the very first appearance of Ichiban.

What the Fuck!?
Director: Meatball
Cast: Ichi, Meat, Jann, Justin, Sorenson, Davis, Fink
What do you get when you take the minds of Hippie, Meatball, and Ichiban, and combine them with a strobe light and a camcorder that warps tapes? You get one of the strangest and creepiest pieces of film work that I've ever seen, and believe me, I've seen a lot of weird movies. This one is truly insane and a bit disturbing.

What the Fuck!? 2
Director: Who the hell knows?
Cast: Meatball, Jann, Broome, and Ichi
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The Death of Will Fink
Director: Ichiban
Editor: Ichiban
Cast: Fink, Ichi
'nuff said

Chaucer: The Man, the Mystery, and the Diet Coke
Director: Meatball
Editor: Ichi and Meat
Cast: Gosh, Meat, Ichi, Jann, the "Kuaa!!" guy, Resnick, Davis, Val, Gosh's neighbor, a duck, and select cast members from "The Story of Ricky" and "Hard-Boiled"
Using an innovative and experimental editing process known as, dare I say it, "audio dubbing", we garnered ourselves a null grade on this english project. What the fuck is with that?! Oh well, it was worth it just to see the reactions of the class and especially of Selwocki. This film was dedicated to the memory of Andi's grandmother.

18
Director: Ichiban
Editor: Ichi and Broome
Cast: Jann, Broome, Mrs. Ream, Bruce Lee, Blacula, Chow Yun-Fat
On the way to Mrs. Ream's funeral, Chris Jann and Chris Broome stop at a 7-11.

Well?
Director: Broome
Cast: Ichiban
umm...Ichiban laughing and uh...that's pretty much it.

Streets
Director: Meatball
Cast: Meat, Jann, Ichi
Chris Jann walks through the streets trying to elude a stranger that is following him (Meatball). It was a pretty interesting plot until some hispanic guys rode past us on bikes. After that we lost all focus. Includes an impressive suzuki demonstration in the middle of a street.

Phun with Physics: Barni's Barnyard
Cast: Meat, Paul, Riddle, Ichi, Will, Fozzie
Editor: Ichi and Meat
A review of physics and a biography of Barnicoat all in one video. What better way to study the basic theories of physics than to watch Meatball run around in a circle jumping electron shells and Riddle pile driving Paul into a bloody pulp to demonstrate that force equals mass times acceleration. And as an added bonus, watch as sandwiches are thrown at Mike. It's fun for all!