(SETTING: Rumiko Takahashi's Studio. She appears, and clinging to her pants leg is a girl named Aisa Valenzuela. Walking toward her worktable, she drags Aisa along with her.)
AISA: Oh please, Ms. Takahashi-sama ma'am. Please include me in your manga.
RT: Out of the question.
AISA: But don't you see? I could help get Ranma and Akane together. I promise it will solve all your problems.
RT: Hmmm...now that you mention it... NO.
AISA: But-but...why not???
RT: Why not?! Why not?! Think instead of why the heck I'd want an amateur matchmaker suddenly appearing in Nerima who'll run around wreaking - (pauses, reconsiders) Hmmm...