NO FAIR!
			by Scott K. Jamison
			(Takahashi disclaimer)

	Kasumi made one of the more ironic statements of her life. 
	"Oh, I do hope he's older.  Younger men bore me."
	Nabiki asked, "Is he handsome?"  At least she had the good taste 
not to ask if he was rich.
	Akane turned sulkily.  "What's so great about going to China 
anyways?" 
	Their father replied, "I don't know.  I've never met Ranma." 
	That came as a bit of a shock to Kasumi.  True, her father 
sometimes seemed a little odd, but surely he wouldn't engage his 
daughters to someone he'd never seen.  Then she thought back on some of 
his other decisions.  Yes he would.  Well, there were three daughters, so 
she could probably dodge the bullet if this Ranma Saotome turned out to 
be a dud.  She was kind of hoping that dreamy Dr. Tofu was interested in 
her. 
	Akane was still grousing about "stupid customs" when they heard a 
high-pitched voice from the entry.  "Put me down, dammit!"
	Soun and Nabiki ran into the hall, and they came running back, 
obviously panicked by the giant panda looming after them.  Kasumi noted 
with surprise it was easily walking upright, and it had something in its 
forepaws.  Something wiggling and shrieking.
	"Put me down!  Cancha see you're scaring them?" 
	The panda gently put down its burden.  It was a small child, a 
girl, with bright red hair in a long ponytail.  She was wearing a sopping 
wet and vastly oversized outfit, and had an embarrassed expression on her 
face. 
	"Dad, do you know who this is?"
	Soun shook his head.
	Nabiki snapped, "Oh sure, this panda kidnapped a little girl and 
just decided to wander in, huh?"
	Kasumi knelt next to their strange visitor.  "What's your name, 
dear?" 
	She looked down at the floor.  "I'm Ranma Saotome.  Sorry 'bout 
this."
	Mr. Tendou fainted dead away.
		*			*			*
	Soun lay under a blanket, a damp cloth on his head.  "But Saotome 
said he had a son.  He's been bragging about him in postcards for at 
least ten years."
	"You should have made sure, Dad!  This girl can't be over five!"  
Nabiki rapped their visitor on the head for emphasis.
	"Hey!  Whadja do that for?" 
	"Some fiancee!  I feel so cheated!"
	Kasumi noted that Ranma was close to tears.  She took the little 
girl on her lap, wondering why she was wearing that outsized boy's outfit 
anyways.  She was practically swimming in it.
	"Don't worry, Ranma.  Big sister Kasumi will make everything all 
right."  She hugged the girl and began rocking her.  Since her own mother 
had died, Kasumi had taken much of that role in the family.  She knew 
that she'd made some mistakes trying to raise her little sisters, but now 
it looked like she had another chance.  This time she would get mothering 
right.
	Ranma looked a little embarrassed, and mumbled something about 
hot water.
	"Oh my, you could use a good bath, couldn't you?  It looks like 
you've been on the road all day!  And we'll need to get you in some 
decent clothes."
	"That's not really nec--"
	"You're our guest!  We'll take good care of you."  Then Kasumi 
thought of something.  It was time to make supper, but she couldn't do 
that and bathe Ranma at the same time.  Neither Akane nor Nabiki had any 
inclination for cooking, so she'd have to do it.  So the decision was 
made. 
	"Akane, you must be sweaty after your workout, so why don't you 
take Ranma with you to the bathroom?"
	"Okay.  I could use a good warm soak."
	"No!" said Ranma, "I don't wanna--"
	"Believe me kid, you need a bath.  I'm not going to hurt you." 
promised Akane.  She dragged the girl off.
		*		*		*
	"NO!  Please don't!"
	"Geez, Ranma, stop struggling!  You're acting like a spoiled 
brat!"  That got the girl to calm down a bit.  Akane opened the door to 
the changing room and shoved her inside.
	"I'm sorry, but I really have--"
	"Let's get you out of those clothes then."  Akane pulled the 
vastly oversized shirt off, then started untying the cord belt holding up 
Ranma's trousers.  The girl turned beet red, but Akane didn't notice.  
She tossed the damp garments into the laundry bin.
	"Ranma, why are you covering yourself like that?  Your mother 
must have brought you up to be very modest."
	"M-mommy..."  Her face turned sad again.
	"What's wrong, Ranma?  Come to think of it, where are your 
parents?" asked Akane as she stripped off her gi.
	Ranma didn't answer.  She was staring at Akane, seemingly 
dumbstruck.
	"Ranma?"
	"I-I...you're pretty..."
	It was Akane's turn to redden.  She was used to compliments from 
boys, though they didn't seem to be able to deliver them in a manner that 
pleased her.  Hearing it from a little girl told her that maybe she 
really was pretty, after all.
	She grabbed the soap and cold water and scrubbed down first Ranma 
then herself.  A nice cold rinse took away the sweat and dirt.
	"And now that nice hot soak."
	Ranma shook herself, as though awakening again.  "NO!  No hot 
water, not now!"
	"Oh come on, it's not that hot."  Akane grabbed Ranma, who began 
squirming and shrieking again.
	"In. We. Go!" and Akane jumped into the tub with Ranma firmly 
held in her arms.
	Ranma kept struggling, and somehow she seemed to be twisting as 
well, getting...bigger?  And stronger, too.  Akane couldn't hold on to 
her anymore.  She grabbed hold again, but the soft flesh she'd felt 
before had turned to hard muscle, and the little girl had become... 
	A handsome young man.  A naked handsome young man, sitting 
entwined with her in the tub.
	"I tried to warn you."
	"EEEEEEKKK!!" 
		*		*			*
	Ranma felt the strangest sense of deja vu.  He knew he'd never 
been to this Jyuusenkyo place before, yet it all seemed so familiar.  He 
looked at the pools with the bamboo poles sticking out of them, and could 
not shake a sense of dread.
	His father was leaping up on a pole and challenging him to 
follow.  Something inside him was screaming not to go, to listen to the 
guide's warning, but his mouth said, "Yes sir!" and his body leapt up to 
join the battle.
	Their combat flowed like water, time seeming to slow down to a 
crawl.  Ranma saw his leg kicking out, sending Genma lazily into a pool 
below.  Then time sped up again as a panda sprung from the pool back on 
to the poles.
	The Guide was shouting something about a curse, and Ranma turned 
to listen, but he'd left himself vulnerable, and now he too was falling.  
Falling into the water and he screamed.
	Now the water was in his lungs, burning, changing him somehow.  
His clothes seemed to drag him down, wanting him to drown.  At last he 
broke the surface.  The guide was shouting again.
	"Oh, most unfortunate!  Customer fall in Spring of Drowned Little 
Girl!  There legend, most tragic, of girl who drown in spring 800 years 
ago, and now anyone who fall in pool take form of small child!" 
	Ranma took a look down at himself and saw that the male pronoun 
no longer applied.  A flood of emotion came over him.
	"MMOOOOOMMMIIIEEE!!"
		*			*			*
	Ranma sat up, and realized he'd been dreaming again of the day 
he'd been cursed.  His head hurt; he suspected Akane had clobbered him 
for being a guy.
	Someone had gotten his trousers back on, for which he was deeply 
grateful.  
	"Oh, you're awake."  It was the older girl, um...Kasumi! 
	"Sorry about this, Kasumi."
	"It's all right, Ranma.  Your father explained about the curses. 
Supper's ready, so put a shirt on and join us, please."  Her warm smile 
made him feel a little better.
	The others were gathered around the table, Genma back in human 
form. Ranma introduced himself again and apologized to Akane.
	"I should have said it right away, but when I'm...that 
way...the right words don't come so easy to me."
	"It's...all right, Ranma." replied Akane, gritting her teeth.  "I 
should have tried harder to listen to what you were saying." 
	After a healthy meal, Soun said, "Well, son, I think your problem 
can be overcome with a little work.  Now, which of my daughters would you 
like to marry?" 
	Ranma shuddered and looked at his father.  Genma nodded.  So they 
still wanted him to go through with this crazy engagement thing?  As if 
he didn't have enough problems already.
	He looked at each daughter in turn.  Kasumi looked friendly, but 
she was a bit older than him, and at their ages, three years was a lot of 
difference.  Nabiki had been cool to him at best, and from the little 
she'd said in the dinner conversation was a bit more intellectual than he 
wanted to deal with.
	Akane...she was still angry.  But she was the closest to him in 
age and interests, and he knew she had a great bod.  On the other hand, 
did he want to marry such a violent girl.
	"I'm sorry, Mr. Tendou, but I'll need more time.  With this 
curse, I'm not sure I should marry anyone at all."
	"No kidding." said Nabiki.  Akane seemed relieved too.
	Kasumi smiled at him.  "Why don't you stay for a while, get to 
know us?  You may find one of us is willing to be engaged after all." 
	Did that mean what Ranma thought it meant?  He just wasn't sure. 
	But at least the decision could be put off for a while....


	TO BE CONTINUED?

If it is:  Next time, Whatever happened to?, and a side of Kasumi Ranma 
isn't sure he wants to see...

SKJAM!
"Worse next week!"



	Due to favorable comments and that I have a few ideas, I'll 
continue... 

				NO FAIR!
			   by Scott K. Jamison
			  (Takahashi disclaimer)
				Part Two

	"School?"
	"Since you haven't made a choice yet, we'll be here for a while, 
won't we?  Might as well get an education while you're here."  Genma 
handed Ranma a school bag.
	"You'll be showing the ropes to Ranma at school, Akane," said 
Kasumi. 
	"Why me!?"  
	"Because you're in the same grade as Ranma, and because Nabiki 
left an hour ago.  Here's lunches for you both."
	Ranma leapt up on the fence as he followed Akane.  In addition to 
being great balance practice, it gave him a sense of height.  Which was 
something he really apprecitated these days. 
	"We're not getting married," said Akane by way of making 
conversation. 
	"If you say so.  I'm not too keen on marrying anyone right now.  
Stupid promise."
	Genma ran up out of seemingly nowhere and bopped Ranma on the 
head.  "You will marry one of the Tendou sisters and you will like it!  
That's an order!"
	"Beat it, old man!"  Ranma kicked his father off the fence and 
into the canal.
	"Growf!  Snnarl!" the now-panda protested.
	"Is he always like that?"
	"Mostly.  `Tough love', he calls it."
	"Bummer.  Hey, could you come down from there for a while?  I'm 
getting a crick in my neck."
 	"Okay."  Ranma made a running leap off the fence, intending to 
land next to Akane.  But in mid-air he was caught in a spray of water 
(thrown by a little old lady cleaning her doorstep) and his 
transformation kicked in.  He'd never had in happen in mid-motion before, 
and his balance was completely thrown off.
	He landed badly, and scraped his elbow on the pavement.  The pain 
was overwhelming, and he screamed.  Akane looked at him, shocked, and 
that made him embarrassed as well, and he began to cry. 
	"Geez, Ranma, it's just a little scrape.  What a crybaby."  That 
just deepened his depression and he wailed louder.
	"Why me?  Look, Ranma, the doctor's office is just down the 
street.  He can fix you up, okay?  Maybe you can even get a lollipop." 
	Ranma didn't know which was scarier, that Akane thought the offer 
of candy would work, or that it actually seemed to.  He was already a lot 
calmer.  "Sorry, Akane.  I didn't mean to--"
	"Oh, just come on."  She grabbed his arm and started dragging him 
towards the clinic.
		*			*			*
	The kindly-looking young doctor bent down, picked Ranma up, and 
set him on the examining table.
	"Well, young lady, let's see what the problem is.  Oh, that's a 
nasty scrape."
	Ranma wondered just why everyone he met in this form 
automatically pegged him as a girl.  Okay, the ponytail probably 
influenced them, but at this age, there just wasn't that much difference 
between boys and girls.  It was as if the spring had left the word 
"female" blazoned on his forehead or something.
	Doctor Tofu's calm manner put Ranma at ease, and he soon had the 
scrape cleaned and bandaged.
	"There you go, Miss...?"
	"Ranma, and I'm a guy!"
	"Sure you are.  Oh, Akane!  Find that hot water you needed?"
	"Um...yes, Doctor.  Thanks for all your help."
	"Haha!  You know you're always welcome here."
		*			*			*
	Ranma filled out his clothes as Akane poured the teakettle's 
contents over him.  The lollipop tasted pretty good, actually. 
	"Honestly, Ranma, you're such a wimp."
	"Hey!  I just don't have much emotional control when I'm that 
way, okay?  When I'm normal, I can beat anybody!  Aren't we going to be 
late for school?"  They started running.
	"Thanks to you, yes!  How the heck did you and your father 
survive all the way back from China if that keeps happening to you?" 
	"Well, I ran into an old friend..."
		*			*			*
	Quite literally, actually.  It had only been a day since the 
curse was inflicted, and neither Ranma nor Genma had fully realized the 
limitations of their new forms.  Thus it was that they'd both been in 
cursed form as Ranma chased his father, vowing to give him a severe 
beating. 
	Ranma had jumped, meaning to use the man standing in front of him 
as a springboard, but instead had slammed into him.  The man hadn't even 
been staggered.
	"Outta my way!  I gotta catch that panda!"
	"Are you all right, little girl?"
	"I'm not a girl!  I--"  Ranma had suddenly recognized the 
muscular boy before him.  "R-ryouga?"
	"You know my name?  I don't remember knowing any little 
red-haired girls?"
	"Ryouga you idiot!  It's me!  Ranma!"
	"Ranma?  But the only Ranma I know is the accursed Saotome!" 
	"That's me!  Ranma Saotome!  Remember, I useta get you home alla 
time? You never showed up for our duel?"
	"You were the one who wasn't there!  I--gods, it is you, isn't 
it?  What happened to you?"
	"A curse.  Don't move, just turn your head to the left.  The 
left, dummy!"  Ryouga had finally got the direction straight.  "You see 
those pools down in the valley?  Anyone who falls in one of 'em gets a 
curse.  I ended up like this and Pops turned into a panda."
	Ryouga had blanched.  "Then I was just one step away from...that.  
I wanted vengeance...but such a horrible fate..."
	"It ain't quite as bad as it looks, but yeah." 
	"uhm...Could you help me find a safe way out of here?"
		*			*			*
	Kasumi finished the vacuuming, humming a Bach cantata.  There, 
the essential morning chores were done, and she could start on the 
optional items.
	She thought of Ranma.  She really wasn't particularly interested 
in marrying him; he was everything she didn't like about younger men.  
Ranma was rude, self-centered, far too aggressive and had an extremely 
limited set of interests.  Not at all like the considerate and 
well-informed Dr. Tofu.
	But his other form...  If Kasumi understood correctly, Ranma-chan 
would age little if at all.  She would always be a little girl, needing 
someone to watch out for her, to care for her.  And with cold water so 
prevalent in the world, Ranma would be a girl much of the time.  That 
fascinated Kasumi.  Someone to mother forever...
	Kasumi decided to check in the attic.  Surely they'd saved some 
appropriate clothing...
		*			*			*
	Ranma pulled himself into the tree, a bit harder at his current 
size. 
	"Musta been Nabiki," he grumbled.  *Someone* had certainly put a 
bug in that Kunou guy's ear about the engagement.  Now everyone at school 
thought he was Akane's fiancee.  If only he'd been a little more careful 
about where he was jumping...
	Whoops, here came the bokken-swinging upperclassman now. 
	"Curse you, Saotome!  Come out and fight like a man, not the 
lily-livered coward you are!"
	Cold fury exploded in Ranma's head, and he leapt down from hiding 
without thinking.
	"I am not a coward!"  He took up an aggressive stance.
	Kunou blinked.  "Who on God's green earth are you?  But I forget 
my manners.  I am--"
	"Can the intro, bokken-brain.  Let's rumble."  With that, Ranma 
leapt at Kunou, who dodged.
	"Excuse me, little red-headed girl, but why are you attacking 
me?  Have you no care for your own safety?"
	"You call me a coward, and expect me not to attack?"
	"Come again?" as Kunou backed off some more.  "I was referring to 
Ranma Saotome, not yourself."
	"I AM RANMA!!"  He leapt up on Kunou's sword and kicked him in 
the face.  While this was quite impressive, the kendoist was used to 
blows from Akane, and Ranma's current muscles just didn't have the oomph 
for the job.
	"Most impressive for one so young.  Were you not a decade too 
young, I would date with thee.  But I must ask you to desist in your 
assault upon my person.  This takes time away from my search for--" 
	"Ranma!"  This was from Akane, who'd just arrived, teakettle in 
hand. 
	"Where?"
	"Here, dummy!"  Ranma kicked Kunou in the shin.
	"Ranma, what do you think you're doing?"
	"You mean, fair Akane Tendou, that this child is indeed named 
Ranma?  But the foul trespasser by you this morning gave his name as 
Ranma." 
	"We're the same, you idiot!"
	Kunou furrowed his brow.  "Oh, at last it comes to me.  Your 
parents named both their children Ranma!  Odd, but not unheard of." 
	Ranma fumed.  Maybe he should just pour the water over himself 
right here...
	"Something like that," interrupted Akane.  "Now, if you don't 
mind, Ranma and I need to get going." 
	"Quite right.  I will see thee on the morrow then, my sweet 
angel."  Kunou strolled off, and Ranma felt a depression falling on him. 
	"Akane, I wanna go home."
		*			*			*
	"I'm not your dolly!  Leamme alone!  I'm a man!  WAAH!" 
	In retrospect, perhaps home had been a bad idea. 
	Kasumi had met them at the door, accidentally spilling lemonade 
on Ranma and reversing the effect of the hot water.  She'd insisted on 
stripping off his now-badly soaked outfit, and told him all his others 
were in the laundry.  But as long as he was small...
	The bunny panties had been bad enough, at least in theory no one 
would be seeing them, but then had come the white tights, and now Kasumi 
had him halfway into a pink little-girl dress with lace kitty patterns on 
it.  Pink *and* cats!?
	"I don't wanna wear a dress!  WAAAH!!  I'm a man!"
	"Ranma-chan...look in the mirror."  Kasumi gently turned his 
head.  "Do you look like a man?"
	"No, but--"
	"Are you acting like a man?"
	"No..."
	"Well, then, why all the fuss?  This is the only outfit I could 
find that fits you.  Tell you what, if you let me finish dressing you, 
we'll go shopping for some other clothes, okay?"
	Embarrassment warred with a desire to please Kasumi.  "Go 
out...like this?" 
	"Don't worry, Ranma-chan.  You look fine."
	He sullenly let her finish buttoning up the dress.  Then she 
untied the bit of twine that held together his ponytail, and produced a 
pink ribbon she tied into a big bow.
	"There.  Isn't that nice?  Let's see a smile now."
	Ranma forced a small smile.  He had to admit, the little girl in 
the mirror was attractive.  He just wished she wasn't him.
	The black patent leather shoes Kasumi had found to complete the 
outfit were a little tight, and Ranma wobbled a little as Kasumi led him 
out the door by the hand.
		*			*			*  
	Kasumi was gratified by the stares and exclamations of the 
neighborhood women as she led Ranma-chan along the sidewalk.  
	"Oh, how cute!"  "Kasumi, she's adorable!"  "Such a sweet-looking 
thing!"  Ranma-chan seemed to be less thrilled with the attention, but 
Kasumi was sure she'd get used to it.
	The part about it being the only outfit that would fit was true, 
actually.  Akane had been quite an active child, and had worn out most of 
her clothing (and the hand-me-downs from her older sisters) well before 
she'd grown out of them.  This dress had survived, ironically enough, 
because Akane had always hated it.
	Kasumi supposed, given her background, that Ranma-chan would be a 
tomboy too.  The trick would be getting her clothes that would stand up 
to punishment, but look suitably feminine.
	Part of Kasumi's mind suggested that humiliating Ranma in this 
fashion would be destructive to his already battered psyche, but her 
maternal instincts told Kasumi that the sooner Ranma-chan learned to 
accept her new form and behave appropriately, the better.  Perhaps if she 
arranged for the water heater to be "broken" for a few days...
	"Oh my, Ranma-chan, we're going to have such fun!"


TO BE CONTINUED....

Next time:  another flashback, and Ranma makes a friend!


SKJAM!
"and she never gives up, she just changes her mind"  


				NO FAIR!
				By Scott K. Jamison
				(Takahashi disclaimer)
				Chapter 3

	As they approached "Togs 4 Tots", Ranma noticed a banner reading 
[All Sanrio merchandise 25% off] and decided he'd better start trying to 
exert some control. 
	"Kasumi?"  She didn't appear to hear. 
	"Big Sister Kasumi?"  Now she turned her head. 
	"Yes, Ranma-chan?"
	"If you so much as suggest I even touch anything with `Hello 
Kitty' on it, I'll scream."
			*			*
	Two grueling hours later, Kasumi's attention was finally 
distracted from what seemed like a single-minded mission to have Ranma 
try on every girls' outfit in the store.  For which Ranma was supremely 
grateful. 
	Freed from the pressure, he had to admit it was nice wearing 
clothes that fit, instead of flopping all over.  As long as he didn't 
think too hard about what he had on.  Lemon-yellow overalls with a 
duckling on the bib and Sailor Moon sneakers were not high on his list of 
acceptable attire, but at least they were better than the pink dress. 
	Unfortunately, one of the disadvantages of his current form was a 
small bladder.  He quickly walked to the restroom--and was stopped. 
	"No, no, little lady, you want the girls' room.  See?  The sign 
on the door has a skirt."  Ranma considered pounding the man, but decided 
he meant well.  
	After concluding his business with a maximum of embarrassment, 
(he really missed just being able to whip it out), Ranma considered his 
options. 
	"Should have asked Kasumi for some money."  He looked around, but 
couldn't find her through the crowd. 
	Distracted, Ranma didn't notice his danger until he was suddenly 
tackled from behind.  
	"Francine!"
	Ranma panicked and shrieked.  He was spun about to see his 
attacker was a girl only half again as tall as himself, clad in a dress 
that made his earlier costume look masculine.  She had a wealth of curly 
brown hair, and extremely cutesy features. 
	"Francine!  Don't be afraid of Azusa!  I just want to take you 
home and hug and cuddle you and--" 
	"Leggo!  I don't wanna go with you!"  Ranma struggled, but the 
girl was remarkably strong for her size. 
	"Francine and Azusa will be so happy together!"  She pulled Ranma 
into a tight hug, bringing his face right into her 
proportionately-impressive cleavage.  Despite his current form, he still 
had male lust, and the flood of it froze his mind. 
	Azusa started to drag him away, when a tall boy blocked their 
path.  He was quite handsome, with a sparkling smile.  He had a Buckstars 
Coffee megacup in one hand.  
	"Azusa, what do you think you're doing?"
	"Francine is coming home with me!"
	"My dear partner, that is not acceptable.  It's bad enough when 
you filch inanimate objects or small animals, I'm amazed they still let 
us into this mall.  But kidnapping small children is something the police 
simply are not going to ignore."  He reached out with his free hand. 
	"But Mikado, she's so cuuute!  Can't widdle Azusa keep her?"
	"Ranma-chan!  Ranma-chan, where are you?" came Kasumi's voice.  
	"Over here!"  Ranma called. 
	"You see, Azusa?  Now let go of the child."  He grabbed one of 
Ranma's arms and tugged him away fromthe ultra-cute girl. 
	"There you are, Ranma-chan!  I was so worried!"  Kasumi was 
loaded down with shopping bags and boxes. 
	"Ah, this sweet child belongs to you, then?  But surely you are 
too young and beautiful to be a mother already.  Say instead that you are 
perhaps an elder sister?"
	Kasumi blushed.  "Flatterer!  But no, I'm just taking care of 
Ranma-chan." 
	"Give back my Francine!" demanded Azusa, jumping up to hit Mikado 
on the head.  He ignored it.
	"Taking care of children is a task not often enough rewarded.  
Permit me to show you the appreciation of Mikado Sanzenin for your hard 
work."  He leaned in for a kiss.  Unfortunately for Mikado, 
simultaneously Azusa started using her shoe to make her opinion known, 
and Ranma tripped him for calling him a "child". 
	Mikado overbalanced, and fell on top of Kasumi, while his 
steaming cappuchino went flying straight at Ranma, who shrieked in fright 
and jumped onto Azusa's head. 
	The passersby were scandalized.  "Did you see that?  That man 
forcing himself on that poor girl in public!  Say, isn't that Mikado 
Sanzenin, the skating star?  I heard he was a fast worker, but that's 
ridiculous!" and comments of that ilk. 
	Mikado picked himself up while Ranma backflipped off (and well 
away from) Azusa. 
	"I do most heartily apologize, Miss..."
	"Tendou.  Kasumi Tendou."
	"Here are two complimentary tickets to the Golden Pair's next 
performance.  I insist you attend.  Good day."  He held out the slips as 
though they were manna from heaven.  "Azusa, it's time to go." 
	"But Francine--"
	"You can name something else Francine.  We're going *now*."  The 
tall boy dragged his reluctant partner off. 
	I think it's time we went home too," said Kasumi.
			*			*
	"Ranma-chan, it was very naughty of you to run off like that." 
	"Kasumi...Big Sister Kasumi, let's get something straight.  
Despite appearances, I'm a sixteen-year-old *boy*.  I can take care of 
myself, thank you."
	"You didn't seem so confident against that coffee."
	"That's because I would've reverted to normal if it'd hit me!  At 
best, I'd have shredded this outfit.  At worst, well, I'd rather not 
think about it."
	"Oh my."  Kasumi giggled inwardly at the picture of Ranma barely 
covered in the remains of the overalls. 
	Now that she thought of it, it might be a good idea to have some 
outfits that would fit Ranma in both forms.  Right now she could have 
used him to carry a lot more of the packages.  It would make an 
interesting sewing project. 
	Kasumi's thoughts drifted back to the encounter at the mall.  The 
Sanzenin boy certainly was forward, but it had been a while since anyone 
had flirted with her, and it felt kind of nice. 
	"Ranma-chan, would you like to see the Golden Pair skate?" 
	The little girl seemed to think it over.  "Um...okay, if I can go 
in normal form.  I don't want that crazy chick mistaking me for 
`Francine' again.
	"Oh, and I hope you get one of my outfits clean by tomorrow, 
'cause I have an appointment at school I really need to be myself for." 
			*			*
	By suppertime, Ranma had almost forgotten what he had on, so his 
father's reaction came almost as a physical shock. 
	"What's the matter with you, boy?  You look like a sissy in that 
outfit!" 
	"Kasumi was the one with the money, so we got what she wanted to 
buy.  You want me to dress like a man, Pops, you're gonna have to come up 
with the cash for it!"
	"I think you look fine, Ranma-chan," Kasumi soothed.  "Now, don't 
gobble your food." 
	Akane looked mildly disgusted by the scene, while Nabiki seemed 
more interested than Ranma had seen her before.  Souun pointedly ignored 
the whole exchange. 
	After dinner, Ranma finally got to the bath.  (After checking for 
occupants, of course.)  He figured that Mr. Tendou's old bathrobe would 
do as sleepwear. 
	He was a little disturbed to find that Kasumi had moved some 
dolls and other toys into his bedroom.  Ranma had mixed feelings about 
the eldest Tendou sister.  She seemed only to see him as a little girl, 
which was infuriating.  But part of him really enjoyed how she fussed 
over him and treated him like someone special.  
	Ranma hadn't had anyone do that since he was ten...he yanked his 
thoughts away from why he'd needed to be coddled...and before that, not 
since he'd left his mother. 
	His memories of her were hazy at best, but when he was in cursed 
form, they came into sharper focus.  Ranma remembered a scene from 
shortly before they'd left.  Mom and Pops were arguing about something, 
and Pops made some kind of, boast, maybe?  Then there was a piece of 
paper Ranma put his handprints on.  What had that been about? 
	Akane obviously thought of him as a weakling, an impression he'd 
fix tomorrow for sure.  Kunou would rue the day he'd called a Saotome 
"coward."  And Nabiki, who knew?  He'd have to try talking to her 
eventually. 
	Not that Ranma wanted to marry anyone, but he should give all 
three girls a fair chance.  If he was going on a date with Kasumi (you 
could call that a date, right?) then he should find a way to date the 
other two.  Purely out of fairness, of course. 
	There was a presence outside his door. 
	"C'mon in."  Akane entered. 
	"Oh, you're back to, um, normal." 
	"As normal as I get." 
	"Hey, that's my doll, Chiyoko!  What is she doing in here?" 
	"Your sister's idea, I think.  You can have it back.  Not like I 
want girly things cluttering up my room."
	"Would you still say that if you were little?  Just how much *do* 
you change?" 
	"I'm not totally sure.  I know I have a lot less emotional 
control, it seems like even less than a real five-year-old.  Some of my 
feelings I know are mine, but others... Like when I was trying on shoes 
this afternoon, Kasumi praised me for being able to tie my own laces, and 
I actually felt *proud*.  It worries me a little.
	"But don't get the wrong idea.  When I'm the real me, like now, 
I'm all man!" 
	"It's hard for you, isn't it, Ranma?  Being small, I mean."
	"Yeah.  Pops has been training me all this time to be strong, 
independent, able to take on anyone.  But one splash and it all goes 
away."  
	"Tell you what, why don't you keep Chiyoko?"
	"Huh?"
	"She might grow on you."  Akane held up the doll as if it were a 
child itself.  "Chiyoko, this is Ranma.  He'll be living with us for a 
while.  Will you be his friend, like you've been mine?"  Her hand made 
the doll's head nod. 
	"Uh...sheesh...Thank you, Chiyoko.  I would like to be friends 
too." 
	Akane left the doll sitting on the futon.  "Goodnight, Ranma." 
	"Goodnight, Akane....and thanks."
	As soon as the girl left, Ranma put the doll back on the shelf.  
But he smiled and patted it on the head. 
	"Goodnight, Chiyoko."


TO BE CONTINUED...


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