Why I Hate My Life

Why would someone hate their life you ask? This wonderful thing that lets us think, feel, and experence all the wonders the world has to offer?
You stupid fuck! Why wouldnt they! They have to think about world problems, feel depression and hopelessnes and experience other people!
I must admit, Shauna (the crack whore exstrodanare! [who also cant spell] ) hates people. All they do is get in the way of her plan to kill herself/others. First, they made guns hard to get. Then they made it illegal to kill yourself. That fuckin works.
'Oh my god! He's dead!' 'Better arrest him then.' 'But he's already dead!' 'Ummmm......... damnit.'
And you also cant kill other poeple! How the fuck do they expect you to be happy? Some people are tolerable. Most arent.
Well now were going to get into the reasons Shauna hates people. Wow, you say, accual reasons? She's not just a jaded gothic bitch? No! She isnt a goth! Its fuckin amazin isnt it. But fuck off anyway. Im the only one who can insult the stupid whore.
Reasons----> She has to deal with their (peoples) 'values' and 'ideals'
This is a big problem. People come up to her and are like "Be happyer!" When she says. "Fine, I'll kill you then." they freak out and bitch about how morbid she is!
The god poeple are the worst. They seem to think that everybodys buesness is theres too. "Blah blah convert the pagans blah blah kids dont respect parents because they're not beaten often enought blah blah manson is evil blah blah all good music is evil blah blah females are ment to stay home and cook and are inherintly evil blah blah...." And BANG Shauna shoots them because they whine to much.
The other reason she's suicidal is because she's sick of dragging on her meaningless life.It goes sleep skool talk on phone sleep skool talk on phone. Yay a pointless life and a non-paranoid fantasy named Mr. Face that swears at her. So much meaning.
Its not like she wants to be depressed. Its not all that fun. She could be one of thoes people who tells their 'true love' (meaning=the guy who knocked her up) everything but she'd either scare him away or hate him. And if she really did love him she wouldnt say anything for fear of rejection. She dosent take it well.
Nice fuckin deal hey?
She does have a whole fantasy world where things work out and bad stuff happens but you can make it go away, but this just makes it worse. Its like having a nice dream then you wake up and its monday morining and raining outside. Its pretty fuck'd up
On that depressing note- Goodbye from Mr. Face! Dont forget to die!