Ok lets start this one off with a bitch from the bitch, Shauna.

I hate them. Why wont they leave me alone? Mr. Face is nice enough to point out, in his, uh, eloquent manner why euthanasia is a good thing.

Alright

The Father
Often drunk, this man takes to blaming everything on Shauna, even when its impossible that she did it. Of course he may just be following the time honored tradition of hating the eldest daughter. This pattern is seen Shauna's friends parents too. He was very bad as a kid, and now Shauna cant do anything, because he dosent want her acting like he did! And still does! Also he tells Shauna about the chicks hes fucked, which is just plain disturbing, and yet freaks out when she has guys in the house. Leaving his daughter to watch his boys, he'll go out and get drunk, not leaving any food in the house, show up at 4 in the morning with his friends, continue to party and being so loud that no one can sleep! What fun!


Mitch da Bitch
This wonderful child pitches screaming fits when he doesnt get his way. Since the father has problem with disiplining his children, this oldest of the two younger brothers can get away with murder, or at least assult. Once he stabbed Shauna in the finger with a fork, he didnt get in trouble, but Shauna did for bleeding on the floor. This was a major contributing factor in her spiral 'o' bitterness. Also he tells on Shauna constantly so she cant get away with shit. He is annoying and whiney, and should be shot.


Josh, the Fucking Tank
As the name suggests, this kid is strong. At age 8, he can kick his brothers ass. The screaming fights they get in are very annoying. This kid has no anger managment, like his father. He crys when he gets hurt after instigating fights with his sister, so she gets in trouble. Its lovely, really.


The Mother
Nothing really bad, just occational bitchyness and she wont let Shauna watch offensive shows. Is accually a good parent, if a bit paranoid. This stems from a wild past with the father. Is intelligent (you can tell because she left Shauna's dad).