Hi! Im writing this for Sam, Sarah and the 3 other people who read my page!

Anyway Ive decided that you should know about Mr Face. It was a dark and stormy night. Um, wait, no it wasnt stormy. Or dark. I dont think it was night either. Oh well. So anyway I was doing something, then he was there. Uh, this isnt working. Damnit I dont know where he came from! Just get the stupid drunken ball away from me!

Ow! Quit it! Fuck off! Owwwwww!



She's lying! Im not just the product of a junkie who really, really belived in me then fell on power lines! Um, what did she write.. FUCK!



Ha, Mr face outted himself! Stupid drunk ball! You act like my dad! Oww! Quit it!



I do NOT! And your a skanky hoe!



You do so! And you smell funny! And Im not skanky! I shower daily, and you know it! You even watch me in the shower!



Not cuz I want to! I have ta or else Ill die! And your icky anyway! Stupid skanky...



I told you I shower daily! When's the last you had one?! Stupid drunk ball! Gimme your vodka!



Nooooooo it mine!!!! Owww! Ow!



GIMME! Ow! Oww!



Ha! Got it! Skank.



Prick.



Bitch.



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