This IS the W-O-R-S-T dayyyyyy....!!!! argh!!!! Monday Blues!!!! I'll wake up late, I'll miss my classes, and I'm going to fall sick. I'm sure I'll forget to do my homework, and I'm very very sure my dog swallowed the whole assignment. No No No. My dad ate it. Yeah, he did. So you can't complain. Oh, and do you know, I think I'm gonna get a PMS soon. Don't you even DARE to talk about Mondays, and how long the week's gonna be. Argh... Mondays... : (

Errrkkk. This week is going so so so slow... Is there a God up there??? Why must HE put Tuesday after Monday??? Jeez. Why must there be any other days for that matter!!! Oh my god. I don't think I can stand any more of this. Call the day off! I'm gonna surf the Net, and forget there's ever a Tuesday. What? Homework? It's only Tuesday. Don't remind me. I'm gonna fall sick for sure. Don't you ever ever talk about yesterday. I'm a very unforgiving person. Be ware!

Eek. I'm growing older by the minute. I can see all the pre-wrinkles or those lethal pigmentations doing the Macarena on my face. eek eek eek. It's Wednesday, for Pete's sake. So fast! Middle of the week! Should I be crying or should I be prancing around in joy? I can't wait I can't wait I can't wait till this week is o-ver! Omigosh. Deadlines. Gasp. Ack. I have to work!!! I don't believe this!!! There's no time for sleep! Where is justice???

Is it true? Is there salvation at the end of the road? Could there be a sparkle of light after all? Yes yes yes!!! There is justice in this world!!!! One more day one more day one more day... Y-e-s!!! Okay. I admit, I'm happy today. I'm gonna try my very best to reach my deadlines. Yesireeeee... you've read it. I AM GONNA DO MY HOMEWORK IN TIME!!! Statement of the year!!! Applause and more applause!!! Thank you!!! <no pictures please...> Planet Earth, here I come!

This is THE BEST day of my life. Tonight I'm gonna watch X-Files even if an a-bomb fell on my house. I don't care. I deserve this!!! I'm gonna surf the Net till dawn. No one's gonna stop me, not even my dreaded mom! he he he.. I'll party. Yes, that's what I'll do, I'll p-a-r-t-y. Where's the phone??? I have to call everyone!!! argh!!! Wait!!!! O my goodness gracious me!!! What am I saying??? Lookie this!!! TODAY IS THE DEADLINE!!! I still have tonnes of homework left!!! oh no oh no oh no... UH OH!!! *sob* Good-bye Pa-ra-dise!!! *sob*

--later--

phew. I made it. I passed. I'm victorious. Nothing's gonna stop me. I've succeeded! I've finally survived THE ordeal. Tonight's the night!!! Yeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Huh? Weekend assignments???? Hello???

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<yawn> I actually slept for 2 hours!!! Well that's great!!! I'm gonna spend the whole day shopping. Yes, you've heard me right!!! Saturday is truly a rest day!!! Best day of the week. Best day for everything!!! Oh nooooo... that weekend assignment a-gain! Err... Oh, remember my dog? He didn't eat my homework after all. He regurgitated it : P, and it got all blotched with whatever that was his dinner. So, I did my homework, but it didn't turn out well, okay? Don't give me THAT look, mom. And dad, keep your opinions to yourself.

Oh, and pwwwweeeessseeee, can I have the car keys??? thank you for your cooperation.

WHAT??????? <SCREAM> This is SO unbelievable. It's Sunday and I didn't even know that! Have I aged a pathetic one week??? Do I have to go thru the whole week again? Oh great. JU-UUST great. This is a disaster!!! I know there's school tommorrow, mom. Duuu-uuh! I don't wanna go. I AM not going to face the teacher! She's a terrorist! Tell her the car broke down and I can't find any mechanic. I've told her that? When? Oh. Umm. Hmm. Okay. Tell her Grandma passed away. I *know* it's a sick idea! What??? Yeah, right. She'll probably wonder how many Grandmas died just becoz of me. Oh. Hmmm. Great. Tell her I got a bad case of flu. You don't want that? FINE. You think of an excuse for me... since you're making sooooo much noise!!! hmph! I'm going to bed. I hope the school gets burned down or something.

Argh. So you see, another week gone, another 7 days of my life passed. Time flies, huh?

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