Brian
Alias: Brian Hykes. Also known in some circles as 'Captain Random'.
Personality: Apparently the fool of the group, Brian spends most of his time loafing around, eating ramen and generally doing nothing except absorbing vast amounts of useless trivia. On the outside, he is careless and unreliable, but on the inside--well, no one really knows what goes on inside his head ('weirdo' comes to mind); however, he has proved on occasion to be useful and maybe even intelligent.
Powers: Can 'warp' instantaneously from place to place; extraordinary use of mallet space; loafing; consuming vast amounts of food in a short period of time. Has seemingly endless supply of useless trivia.
Weaknesses: Usefulness is limited to comedic effect; i.e., he can only warp when no one's looking, and only when it's funny. Also, has an extreme aversion to excessive cuteness.
Genre: Comedy
Notes/Other: Leader of the Argonauts. Go figure.
Origins: Currently unknown.