Interviews
SoMeBoDy

Speedy despite dialup, dedicated team player and one of the best of the new generation layers to come out of Iceland. SoMeBoDy has proved himself not only on teams, but in taking on teams as well. Fearless raid taker and prodigious tourney winner, nobody doubts his warrior spirit.

F-14 Tomcat: Alright SoMeBoDy, good evening and thank you for the 
interview!

SoMeBoDy: hello, no problem

F-14 Tomcat: How are you doing tonight?

SoMeBoDy: not too bad

F-14 Tomcat: not too bad?

F-14 Tomcat: thats all?

F-14 Tomcat: almost Christmas

F-14 Tomcat: cmon

F-14 Tomcat: lol

SoMeBoDy: yeah that’s good news lol

F-14 Tomcat: So lets start with the usual, how old are you and where 
are you 
from?

SoMeBoDy: I'm 16 and I am from Wisconsin.

F-14 Tomcat: OOh, like that 70's show!

F-14 Tomcat: Is it really the dairy state?

SoMeBoDy: I guess, that is what they say anyways, no farms by me tho 
:-)

F-14 Tomcat: lol, yet

F-14 Tomcat: So your still in school?

SoMeBoDy: yeah working on high school still, only 2 and a half years to 
go

F-14 Tomcat: lol, i hated highschool, how are you finding it?

SoMeBoDy: boring, very boring but im getting pretty good grades and i 
like 
playing football so it has its up and downs

SoMeBoDy: a lot of hot girls too :-D

F-14 Tomcat: lol, good, the only important thing in highschool anyways

F-14 Tomcat: Any ideas what you want to take in university? Are you 
going? 
Any career aspirations?

SoMeBoDy: umm yeah i’m definitely going on to college, careers i'm not 
certain yet and i didn't really plan anything either, all i know is i’m 
going lol

F-14 Tomcat: heh, good idea

F-14 Tomcat: When and how did you find Battlefield?

SoMeBoDy: umm in the summer of 98 i was in the computer lab at the 
grade 
school with a bunch of friends, NN and NN2 showed all of us the basics 
and 
we could get our little raids going good cuz we could just tell each 
other 
who to attack

F-14 Tomcat: hahahaha, sounds like me and my cousins

F-14 Tomcat: we thought we were so cool

SoMeBoDy: heh yeah

F-14 Tomcat: talking on the phone and playing

F-14 Tomcat: lol

SoMeBoDy: those were the good days of bf

SoMeBoDy: we made bases in rocks

F-14 Tomcat: heh

SoMeBoDy: had a fake RTH team going, we always attacked *MULAN* and 
Twisted 
Sister (Nefarious TFS) purple gens

F-14 Tomcat: hahaha

F-14 Tomcat: What tanks have you played and which were your favorites?

SoMeBoDy: I've played a lot of tanks, most i just played till i got 
cups/awards i liked then threw them out :-)... favorites i'd have to 
say - 
- , i love the awards, CHeaTeRS iNC because it had a very good pph 
in 
des, and IQ-V

F-14 Tomcat: heh, gratz on shiner btw

F-14 Tomcat: on IQ

SoMeBoDy: thanks i like my awards

F-14 Tomcat: I gotta ask you, why Iceland man? That map makes me angry 
just 
looking at it, how can you stand to have your main tank come out of 
ice? How 
many hours you got in that craphole anyways?

SoMeBoDy: Well i have a battered and 2 shiners there lmao, i’m not 
really 
sure it might been cuz when i was a noob it was the easiest map to get 
top25 
on and i thought it'd be cool to have my name on them lists :-)

F-14 Tomcat: lmfao

F-14 Tomcat: fair enough

SoMeBoDy: now days tho more decent players have been coming from there

F-14 Tomcat: yeah like Twisted Metal II

SoMeBoDy: i started training these kids that thought they could 
actually 
play this game lol

F-14 Tomcat: heh, BF bootcamp

SoMeBoDy: one reason was because they annoyed me cuz they sucked and if 
i 
was ever gonna make top10 i'd need people who would fight

F-14 Tomcat: lol

F-14 Tomcat: Now I know you were on the STRIKERS, and the IQ's. What 
other 
teams have you been on?

SoMeBoDy: there was the CounciLs, SHAPEZ which was the first team i was 
ever 
on, it was a pretty damn good team too with people who don’t even play 
now, 
and i can't really think of any others, i never was a team person cause 
most 
of them died off right away

F-14 Tomcat: Which teams were your favorites and why?

SoMeBoDy: the STRIKERS and the IQs, because they lasted longer and i 
got 
along good with the people on them

F-14 Tomcat: heh ok

F-14 Tomcat: Now, I have to say, since types, you are the fastest and 
most 
skilled player I have ever seen on dialup, especially when it comes to 
tourneys. Ever think of getting cable?

SoMeBoDy: I think about it all the time, i just wish the internet 
companies 
around my area would think about it too

F-14 Tomcat: lol, your almost as fast as cable anyways

SoMeBoDy: yeah, thats just the people on cable, me on cable is a big 
difference though lol

F-14 Tomcat: yeah i guess your right

F-14 Tomcat: Speaking of tourneys, how many cups have you won?

SoMeBoDy: 49 i believe, awaiting for lucky #50 :-)

F-14 Tomcat: lol

F-14 Tomcat: Any old players who retired that you would bring back 
again if 
you could?

SoMeBoDy: lol not really, i didn’t know many of the old player 
although i 
played at the same time as them, i stuck to ice at the time

F-14 Tomcat: hehe, a hermit eh?

SoMeBoDy: yes!

SoMeBoDy: i somehow got good in ice though so i was already prepared 
for des 
by time i got battered lol

F-14 Tomcat: lol

F-14 Tomcat: How often do your brothers pound on you for playing 
battlefield?

SoMeBoDy: They don't at all, my younger brother used to play too on 
NEON, he 
got shiner and i got him silver cup lol, and my older brother lets me 
come 
over sometimes to play on his cable

F-14 Tomcat: heh, awwwww, aint that sweet :-)

SoMeBoDy: mm hmm :-D

F-14 Tomcat: What do you like to do in your spare time other than play 
battlefield?

SoMeBoDy: play ps2 and just chat, and eat of course

F-14 Tomcat: X-BOX!!!!

F-14 Tomcat: PS2 sucks

F-14 Tomcat: lol

SoMeBoDy: no

F-14 Tomcat: yes

SoMeBoDy: xbox has better graphics but ps2 has better games

F-14 Tomcat: ok

F-14 Tomcat: i'll give you that

F-14 Tomcat: lol

SoMeBoDy: lol

F-14 Tomcat: Fave music?

SoMeBoDy: rock

SoMeBoDy: some rap

F-14 Tomcat: any particular bands?

SoMeBoDy: i dont really have faves

F-14 Tomcat: lol, Mr Bland

F-14 Tomcat: Do you have any pets?

SoMeBoDy: yes 4 of them

SoMeBoDy: 5 if u count my sister

SoMeBoDy: lol

F-14 Tomcat: HAHAHA

F-14 Tomcat: nice

F-14 Tomcat: i bet she felt that burn

F-14 Tomcat: What do you want for Christmas (even thought we both know 
your 
getting coal)?
SoMeBoDy: exactly what im getting, money, that way i can get it early 
and 
just go buy my stuff on my own

F-14 Tomcat: buy some coal?

F-14 Tomcat: lol

F-14 Tomcat: Explain to everybody who Breann is and why you have her as 
your 
aim icon.

SoMeBoDy: lmao, how did i know you were gonna ask this

F-14 Tomcat: lolol

F-14 Tomcat: 8-)

SoMeBoDy: well first off shes not my internet g/f because i know her in 
real 
life, ask nn2 if u don’t believe me he knows her too, she’s hot as heck 
and 
just don’t hate :-P

F-14 Tomcat: haha

F-14 Tomcat: good luck with that ;-)

F-14 Tomcat: you dog you

F-14 Tomcat: lol

SoMeBoDy: lol

F-14 Tomcat: What do you think of events in the world these days? War? 
Terrorism? Racism? Etc.

SoMeBoDy: well i think its stupid lol, people pay too much attention to 
them, cept the people in NY i can understand for them, but i dont live 
there 
or know any1 from there so i dont think it has much effect on me

SoMeBoDy: racism tho

SoMeBoDy: that is lame, because i’m native and the white kids around 
here 
don’t like us too much cuz we share a highschool

F-14 Tomcat: i HATE ignorant people like that

F-14 Tomcat: racist people need a stout kick

SoMeBoDy: yeah its pretty lame

F-14 Tomcat: come to Canada

F-14 Tomcat: we love everybody

SoMeBoDy: yeah canadians get insulted all the time too lol

F-14 Tomcat: hehe, but we kick some major butt

SoMeBoDy: poor guys

F-14 Tomcat: :-P

F-14 Tomcat: Have you ever dreamed about battlefield?

SoMeBoDy: YES! once in my life... it was a couple months ago too, i 
couldn’t 
believe that

F-14 Tomcat: lol hahahaha

F-14 Tomcat: its wierd eh?

F-14 Tomcat: happened to me too

SoMeBoDy: the dream was about me on my WarriorSTRIKES tank, i died and 
got 
combat, i was pissed

F-14 Tomcat: hahaha

F-14 Tomcat: nice

F-14 Tomcat: Have you ever dreamed about me?

SoMeBoDy: all the time :-*

F-14 Tomcat: heh, excellent

F-14 Tomcat: Have I ever dreamed about your sister?

SoMeBoDy: lol probably, its ok though, all my friends have i think

F-14 Tomcat: lmfao, i am not even going to touch that

F-14 Tomcat: Heres your chance to give one message to the bonus.com 
staff 
when I post this on the Newsletter, what do you want to say to them?

SoMeBoDy: lick my ass cunts!

SoMeBoDy: lmao

F-14 Tomcat: lmfao, imma have to edit that out

F-14 Tomcat: ahahaha

F-14 Tomcat: i'll just put censored like they do

F-14 Tomcat: lol

SoMeBoDy: well i think this lag should be fixed O:-)

F-14 Tomcat: Say I bought Bonus.com tomorrow, what job would you like 
and 
why should I hire you?

SoMeBoDy: well im no whiz or anything but i wouldn't mind taking care 
of the 
tourneys i would go and play them too and see who was SHing etc... and 
kick 
them out, and you should hire me just cuz I'm me, and you're my bud :-)

F-14 Tomcat: lol, fine

F-14 Tomcat: and cause of your sister

F-14 Tomcat: lol

SoMeBoDy: sure ;-)

F-14 Tomcat: How do you feel the current lag problem affects your 
ability to 
win cups?

SoMeBoDy: it hasn't very much, i still win the cups :-) but i don’t 
have the 
ability to fight like i used to, i could come back from the slowest 
fill 
ever and still win tourneys, now u would need a quick fill

F-14 Tomcat: And the maps?

SoMeBoDy: des seems to be the only laggy map, the others seem fine, but 
it 
just makes me mad cause i can only play on weekends now and i have to 
stay 
up most of the night just to play lol

F-14 Tomcat: yeah its a real pain

F-14 Tomcat: OK, heres a little something I like to do, ask me one 
question.

SoMeBoDy: you and bonus seem to be good friends, do you guys know each 
other 
from highschool or something?

F-14 Tomcat: Oooh, don’t go there, lol

F-14 Tomcat: i just win awards because i send in so many things

F-14 Tomcat: Alright, time to give a shoutout to all your BF friends, 
take 
your time.

SoMeBoDy: well i'd like to shout out to all my iceland buds, some are 
good 
some aren't but hey they're nice guys, my former IQ pals, cept SR cuz 
he 
seems to be PMS'in, and of course my best bud carnage! :-D

F-14 Tomcat: lol

F-14 Tomcat: Tanx

F-14 Tomcat: Is there anything you feel I missed that you would like to 
add?

SoMeBoDy: you forgot to thank me in front of the bf community for 
improving 
your tourney skills silly

F-14 Tomcat: HAHAHA, ok i gotta say you were one of the people who 
helped me 
get over my crippling fear of tournaments

F-14 Tomcat: thanks, lol

SoMeBoDy: no problem

SoMeBoDy: lol

F-14 Tomcat: If you were me, who would you interview next? And why?

SoMeBoDy: My sister, you seem to be in love with her.

SoMeBoDy: haha just kidding

F-14 Tomcat: lmfao, who from BF

SoMeBoDy: a 6 yeaR OlD, because he has speed and time to play and 
become 
great, and find out his background

F-14 Tomcat: lol, ok, but don’t hold your breath

F-14 Tomcat: heh

SoMeBoDy: lol

F-14 Tomcat: Well this has been one of my longest interviews ever and 
it was 
a real pleasure to interview somebody (pun intended) who actually 
talks!

SoMeBoDy: haha

SoMeBoDy: thanks for interviewing me :-)

F-14 Tomcat: Then thank you for the interview and good luck in all your 
ventures!

F-14 Tomcat: See you on the field sucka!

SoMeBoDy: you too

F-14 Tomcat: lol

SoMeBoDy: lol