Hot Meat by Nick Robertshaw

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Hot Meat Hot Meat It's the only thing to eat
The Meal to satisfy you from your head down to your feet
The carrot and the cucumber they simply can't compete
With Natures finest pleasure
Hot Meat Hot Meat

1. Miss Wilkie had an appetite that couldn't be denied
   For vegetables and fruits had left her quite unsatisfied
   A yearning empty space that needed filling up inside
   With something warm and firm and thick so this is what she tried
   

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2. So she went to see the Butcher, a man of great reknown
   His meat was recommeded by the hungriest girls in town
   It was so plump and juicy it was famous through the land
   So she thrilled with great excitement when he put it in her hand
   

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3. He said for very best results don't boil it in a pot
   But lard it very carefully and handle it a lot
   And you must preheat your oven and when it's good and hot
   Just pop it in and baste it well with all the juice you've got
   

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4. Well she followed all the recipe and cooked it half the night
   And the meal so satisfied her that she cried out in delight
   But when she took it from her oven she observed with great surprise
   That she must have overdone it for it had shrunk to half its size
   

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5. So to every girl and woman, spinster, widow, bride, and wife
   If you want the finest pleasures from this fleeting earthly life
   A lovely snoozly feeling, a smug and happy grin
   A misty light within your eyes and gravy on your chin.
   

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